catmag

And in Snakehips' as well. Ewww

I'm still 19 in my head..

Shut up Kevin!

As long as I've got my bairn then we'll be reet..

Yes I swear but I wouldn't swear in front of the bairn or my grandparents, say. My mam never swore in front of us (other than saying "bloody hell") but dad did and still does. I was out with my dad last night and we have an absolute scream when we're all out together (dad, brother, me and my other half) ad we can put the world to rights with a good bitching session which can occasionally involve some bad language. It's common knowledge that I hate the c-word and I don't ever use it. My dad used it once in front of me and I went mad. Funny story - I was watching a Newcastle match at my mams house last year and my grandparents were watching too. My 85 year-old grandma who is very Catholic but very open-minded had been watching the crappy first half and as the teams were going down the tunnel said "Well they all deserve a good bollocking at half-time because that was dreadful" I was shocked and impressed all at the same time

Happy birthday little lady The year has flown..

She's been on Twitter for the last year or so man. Anyway. she's very busy but doing great - we were in touch last week.

I've had a class day. Us girlies left the bairns at home and went to Flamingo Land

Not Darlo. but Hartlepool.. Just randomly got chatting to the hubby of an old friend from Manc on FB tonight. I was good friends with them when I worked in Manc and then they moved to Florida about 8 yrs ago. They had triplets 16 mths ago and messaged me tonight asking if I live far from Hartlepool cos they'll be there in September and want to catch up. What a bloody comedown! Florida to Hartlepool! (Only jesting 2J )

Aye, he's too busy pissing around in the coffee room whilst we look after his patient!

Ah you said anaesthetic nurse in that message so that's what I thought you meant. A thousand apologies. I'm confused now. I am an anaesthetic nurse

Yeah but I'm not an ODP, I'm a nurse. So obviously I'm a lady too

I thought it was just a case of increased dosage = dodgy. I was mooted to have a gall bladder op a few years ago (turned out I didn't need it) and was told it would be iffy due to my weight because of dosage - that was just from the GP though. Drug doses can be a bit more problematic but it's not the major concern. Tbf to GPs, anaesthetics is a very specialised area that uses equipment, techniques and especially drugs that other doctors, particularly GPs, rarely if ever come into contact with. so Catmag is a highly technically skilled lady ? Impressive. You sound surprised? I think that other than intensive care, anaesthetic nursing is about as technical as it gets as it's a pretty specialist area. Luke - they're trying to stop us using sevo at the moment because of the cost issue but we're ignoring it. God forbid we do what is best for the patient..

but it does happen ? Well yes, occasionally, but not becasue of the anaesthetic itself. They tend to be patients who have fatal injuries/conditions that we're trying to treat and are far more likely to die from organ failure/bleeding/multi-trauma than the anaesthetic.

I make sure people don't die under anaesthetic.

Men should NOT shave their pits!

More excited than I rationally should be about seeing Take That tonight

A lass I went to school with has just posted on FB that she's on it in a couple of weeks time. She was a dirty hound back then and is no different now!

There was actually some logic as to why I posted that in the mood thread but I'm fucked if I can remember what it is..

Bought the bairn his first ever proper strip today..

When they did the cut did they do it in theatre or was it just a local anaesthetic job? It may be an abscess that needed draining rather than just antibiotics.

At this precise moment it's people who eat loudly. Sat at work listening to a colleague eat Melba toast and I swear she's crunching twice as loud as any normal person. I'm ready to pan her fucking head in with the box.

Me too. I only ever leave the house via the back door in my jarmas, never the front

Cos he's only got little legs.. must be nice to be on the other end of the spoon feeding for once I'm just here to help them who need a little bit of extra attention pet...

Cos he's only got little legs..