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Are you bastards going out in Manchester without me AGAIN?

Why? I usually take about 4 or 5 holidays a year so I'm always on the look out for somewhere new and interesting. You might like This then, Baggio. I've promised myself I'm going to keep off Amazon for a while but I'm not sure how long I'll be able to resist this one.

If you put your face anywhere on the internet then it's fair game IMO. Otherwise known as 'the Swindon Mag' defence That was bad like

I find that if you use big words in a threatening enough manner it confuses them greatly.

I reckon he needs to bring some to the Blackburn game so we can all play!

Ooo, I never thought of that

Can you still get Alphabetti Spaghetti?

You and alex were really pretty nasty to her at times like! Nasty? It was just pisstaking tbh. She bought a unicycle ffs. Anyway, I still think the "it's a disgrace what happened to her" line was OTT. It's the internet. It was pisstaking to you two, aye! She obviously felt more than a little put out by it because she left.

You and alex were really pretty nasty to her at times like!

You need a shave. And that jacket is shit.

Never cooked a cat tbh, too stringy and not much meat I reckon. Kitten skins'd make canny nice warm gloves mind You're a shit

that was warranted tho Great photos them tbh. Laz looked like something out of a Roddy Doyle book iirc. That thread needs resurrecting. There are still people who didn't contribute!

You've no idea how right you are. The number of times I've seen a baby charva being born at work is frightening. It just makes me dead sad cos these beautiful little babies could grow up into anything in the world and they haven't got a hope in hell. The 16-year old (or less) mother will be sat in her bed, unable to move after having a spinal anaesthetic going "Ere, can I go for a tab????" Errr, do your legs fucking work? Then, no! The other thing is that the charva having the baby will more often than not have her mother in theatre with her, and the new grandma's are occasionally younger than me. Now that's frightening.

How do you cook your cats? Just boiling water, I suspect.

Boyo and Baggio used to be angry young men in the olden days. Both turned out to be decent fellas.

Weirdo - I've just this second finished eating exactly the same thing Ah, but did you cut it in half and have Lurpak on it? Did the cat try and lick some of the butter off?

Weirdo - I've just this second finished eating exactly the same thing Ah, but did you cut it in half and have Lurpak on it?

I know we've done this before but there really needs to be a cull. Was confronted by a crowd of the scum-of-the-earth last night who thought it would be hilarious to block my path as I was walking up to work, even walking alongside me and jumping in front of me thinking they were big and clever. Wasn't feeling the greatest and unfortunately resorted to telling them I'd knock them into the middle of next week if they didn't fuck off which led to a chorus of "Oooooooooo's" from them but they eventually left me alone. They need to be shot the minute they even contemplate putting a fucking Burberry cap on their brain-cell devoid heads

Have a good day, you filthy smogbag!

Did they have you lodging in the nurses home Luke? Nah in the doctors' accomodation (The 'White House', which is next to the morgue. Yay!). That used to be nurses accomodation too when I started my training. I was in there for my 1st year. Tell me you're not in room 12?

I'm hungry.....

Like she needs a good wash

Can't stand him but I wish he played for us.

I find earplugs are a good way of stifling cries for help Anyway, my little pirahna fish, you're just bitter cos it's almost like your holidays never happened

Did they have you lodging in the nurses home Luke?