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Lording it over you? You ended up with sympathy and a hangover remedy didn't you? Once I'd hoyed up I just had a bad head and wanted to sleep. I still think you're just a lightweight/alcohol intolerant* *delete as appropriate

Ah-ha!! Somewhere to send the charvas!

Didn't work for me on Friday morning. I just promptly hoyed them back up You had a hangover? How did you manage that?! White wine. 2 bottles of it. And cocktails that just tasted like cherry coke. Got up the next morning and went back to bed 3 times, finally emerging properly at half 4 My first ever real hangover. I feel all growed up! Here's hoping that's just opened the floodgates! That's not very nice, is it?! It was the white wine, I've concluded. Acidic as fuck. I didn't even feel that drunk when I got home and made toast and a cuppa which promptly came back up. And yes, I was still hoying when I got up the next morning.

Genuinely shocked and saddened by this Can't listen to Wonderwall without hearing "...and after all, you're my Alan Ball" after hearing some drunken City fans singing it in a pub once RIP

Whaaat? I didn't invent the silly Russian-or-whatever-it-is language and alphabet... Sod the name of the thing! Tomato juice is fucking rank!

Didn't work for me on Friday morning. I just promptly hoyed them back up You had a hangover? How did you manage that?! White wine. 2 bottles of it. And cocktails that just tasted like cherry coke. Got up the next morning and went back to bed 3 times, finally emerging properly at half 4 My first ever real hangover. I feel all growed up!

Luke, please, please, please do not become an ortho surgeon. The strangest things happen when you do and you turn into a selfish, insensitive, obnoxious, twatfaced arsehole. This is true of 95% of all orthopeadic surgeons that I've ever known I know I'm biased, but generally anaesthetists are some of the most laid-back, unflappable, competent docs that I know. There's a much greater sense of teamwork with the nursing staff etc and we're on first name terms with all of our consultants. The difference between anaesthetists and general/ortho surgeons and medics is quite amazing actually.

Some people are just weird

Baggio - that looks like another good one. Duly added to the wish list Martin - you absolute minger!!!

Didn't work for me on Friday morning. I just promptly hoyed them back up

Are you bastards going out in Manchester without me AGAIN?

Why? I usually take about 4 or 5 holidays a year so I'm always on the look out for somewhere new and interesting. You might like This then, Baggio. I've promised myself I'm going to keep off Amazon for a while but I'm not sure how long I'll be able to resist this one.

If you put your face anywhere on the internet then it's fair game IMO. Otherwise known as 'the Swindon Mag' defence That was bad like

I find that if you use big words in a threatening enough manner it confuses them greatly.

I reckon he needs to bring some to the Blackburn game so we can all play!

Ooo, I never thought of that

Can you still get Alphabetti Spaghetti?

You and alex were really pretty nasty to her at times like! Nasty? It was just pisstaking tbh. She bought a unicycle ffs. Anyway, I still think the "it's a disgrace what happened to her" line was OTT. It's the internet. It was pisstaking to you two, aye! She obviously felt more than a little put out by it because she left.

You and alex were really pretty nasty to her at times like!

You need a shave. And that jacket is shit.

Never cooked a cat tbh, too stringy and not much meat I reckon. Kitten skins'd make canny nice warm gloves mind You're a shit

that was warranted tho Great photos them tbh. Laz looked like something out of a Roddy Doyle book iirc. That thread needs resurrecting. There are still people who didn't contribute!

You've no idea how right you are. The number of times I've seen a baby charva being born at work is frightening. It just makes me dead sad cos these beautiful little babies could grow up into anything in the world and they haven't got a hope in hell. The 16-year old (or less) mother will be sat in her bed, unable to move after having a spinal anaesthetic going "Ere, can I go for a tab????" Errr, do your legs fucking work? Then, no! The other thing is that the charva having the baby will more often than not have her mother in theatre with her, and the new grandma's are occasionally younger than me. Now that's frightening.

How do you cook your cats? Just boiling water, I suspect.

Boyo and Baggio used to be angry young men in the olden days. Both turned out to be decent fellas.