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"I wouldn't give up a moment of our friendship for a lifetime of fuckmonkey jungle fun" Jez is officially a smarmy bastard

That is the single most brilliant episode in the series. "Laugh or burn. Take your pick"

I thought it was canny actually. Anyway - Phoenix Nights now. Oh yes

Too right!

You're too kind! And I don't suggest that you're a crazy old cat lady. You're still in your "very early thirties". Aye, I've never seen anyone backtrack so quickly as you did that day! Little wonder! Have you ever seen a picture of your face when you're angry? Nearly shat myself there and then! Can't say I've ever seen it myself

You're too kind! And I don't suggest that you're a crazy old cat lady. You're still in your "very early thirties". Aye, I've never seen anyone backtrack so quickly as you did that day!

Dave is not a killer ape. He's lovely! When he's not suggesting I'm an old crazy cat lady.

Look at them man! *shudders* Can't believe they let them make a children's programme

See you there then, Mancy. Does that mean you're coming to? Are the NO lot going to announce their plans in public this time or is it all going to be secret squirrel stuff until the day before like last time? I could be in attendence, does that mean you will bottle it again? No I'll be there poofter boy. You'll be in the presence of internet greatness. Aye, I've already said I'm there. Scott will be too

Working weekends is the pits. When I go back on days my first shift is a Sunday 10am til 7pm. What a load of shite. Aye, but it's shift work and you'll get other days off in lieu. Not like you have to work 7 days a week, like some of us... Says Dave having been sat on his arse at home all day

Usual time, usual place?

Working weekends is the pits. When I go back on days my first shift is a Sunday 10am til 7pm. What a load of shite.

You fucking idiot

Aye probably. To be fair to her (when have I ever felt like being fair to her?!) she's very pregnant and also just got Harvey out of hospital after he was scalded so they've got a lot going on. She'd be a fucking nightmare regardless IMO. The kind of relative the nurses want to smack?? As if we'd even think such a thing of patients relatives!

Lins, that is your best one yet

Aye probably. To be fair to her (when have I ever felt like being fair to her?!) she's very pregnant and also just got Harvey out of hospital after he was scalded so they've got a lot going on.

That's nowt. I tried to scroll down

Fucking hate the Chuckle Brothers with a passion. Hope he gets well soon like

Yeah I'm along for it. Like I say my nephews coming so I'm hoping to get dropped off at the Trent and then meet back up with him and my dad inside. Either that or a family pub I dunno. Mind he turns the air blue our Rhys-for a seven year old he's an absolute disgrace, so a family pub might be out of the question. I know I say this every time, but when the hell did Rhys get to be 7?! Fucking hell man!

Now I'm not a fan but he's got suspected meningitis which can't be fun

Funny though

How long till that's enforced here? Is it this year? Good I say, as an ex-smoker, I'm qualified to say a lot of smokers are inconsiderate. You don't realise how horrible the smell is till you chuck it. 1st July.

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