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"Wankers of the Week", you might say. Fucking hell, we're digging them all out now.... Something else that went down like a lead balloon

My week finishes in the morning. I will be bragging about it, and all you 9-5, Monday-Friday'ers can fuck right off

I'm surprised it doesn't have peasepud on there with his zoom lens....

Anyone ever seen Plug and peasepud in the same room though?!

Ever tried it?

Jack Savoretti - Lovely Fool

Aye, just finished work. Had a tin of soup in the night - how exciting. Tried Haggis not so long ago and it was rather nice!

Quoted for truth. One of my fave players for years now.

With ketchup on, of course..

Would it be really bad to have a fishcake sandwich for breakfast? In my defence, it's actually teatime for me....

Jonny petal, would it really put you off drinking it if I said it looked like a bottle full of blood clots?

Lording it over you? You ended up with sympathy and a hangover remedy didn't you? Once I'd hoyed up I just had a bad head and wanted to sleep. I still think you're just a lightweight/alcohol intolerant* *delete as appropriate

Ah-ha!! Somewhere to send the charvas!

Didn't work for me on Friday morning. I just promptly hoyed them back up You had a hangover? How did you manage that?! White wine. 2 bottles of it. And cocktails that just tasted like cherry coke. Got up the next morning and went back to bed 3 times, finally emerging properly at half 4 My first ever real hangover. I feel all growed up! Here's hoping that's just opened the floodgates! That's not very nice, is it?! It was the white wine, I've concluded. Acidic as fuck. I didn't even feel that drunk when I got home and made toast and a cuppa which promptly came back up. And yes, I was still hoying when I got up the next morning.

Genuinely shocked and saddened by this Can't listen to Wonderwall without hearing "...and after all, you're my Alan Ball" after hearing some drunken City fans singing it in a pub once RIP

Whaaat? I didn't invent the silly Russian-or-whatever-it-is language and alphabet... Sod the name of the thing! Tomato juice is fucking rank!

Didn't work for me on Friday morning. I just promptly hoyed them back up You had a hangover? How did you manage that?! White wine. 2 bottles of it. And cocktails that just tasted like cherry coke. Got up the next morning and went back to bed 3 times, finally emerging properly at half 4 My first ever real hangover. I feel all growed up!

Luke, please, please, please do not become an ortho surgeon. The strangest things happen when you do and you turn into a selfish, insensitive, obnoxious, twatfaced arsehole. This is true of 95% of all orthopeadic surgeons that I've ever known I know I'm biased, but generally anaesthetists are some of the most laid-back, unflappable, competent docs that I know. There's a much greater sense of teamwork with the nursing staff etc and we're on first name terms with all of our consultants. The difference between anaesthetists and general/ortho surgeons and medics is quite amazing actually.

Some people are just weird

Baggio - that looks like another good one. Duly added to the wish list Martin - you absolute minger!!!

Didn't work for me on Friday morning. I just promptly hoyed them back up

Are you bastards going out in Manchester without me AGAIN?

Why? I usually take about 4 or 5 holidays a year so I'm always on the look out for somewhere new and interesting. You might like This then, Baggio. I've promised myself I'm going to keep off Amazon for a while but I'm not sure how long I'll be able to resist this one.

If you put your face anywhere on the internet then it's fair game IMO. Otherwise known as 'the Swindon Mag' defence That was bad like

I find that if you use big words in a threatening enough manner it confuses them greatly.