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Stop it man! I want Sunday dinner now and it's Friday morning! Well except for the carrots. None for me please

furry shit ???????? I was thinking that too, then thought it might just be a 'Dave' thing. They're all a bit odd

At least one laugh in this thread. Not the first time Dave has been the joke around here tbh

Me too. With gravy on

I remember phoning my mam not long after I moved to Manchester asking her how to cook a chicken

I haven't watched it for years so I can't say I'll miss it.

You'd think, wouldn't you? Every other washing machine in places I've rented has had, well, something obvious like taps which even a retard like me could identify as something it might be useful to fiddle with. This one appears to be hooked straight up to the water pipe that disappears into the ground, and it's the join between the hose from the back of the machine and the pipe that's dripping. This state of affairs is probably not unconnected to the fact that the entire house is basically held together by 1890s plasterwork in the first place. I didn't mean to state the obvious I've just woke up and am still in a bit of a haze.

Turn the taps off at the back of the washing machine

With or without Tupperware?

dont suppose ya wana come to a handbag party ? you could go instead of me cheers for the offer but I don't really "do" handbags, I try and put things in pockets as I always end up forgetting I took a handbag out and leaving them !! Just say NO Linz, you know it's the only way cant really just not go for no reason, she will have put food on etc. Ill go just tell the "handbag lady" to show me them all at once instead of having a feel of each one like you do at other ladies parties Ill buy one and come home. I have heard of jewelry parties, tupperware parties, make up parties and Ann Summers parties but I fear it's the first I have ever heard of a handbag party whatever will they think of next ??? Virgin Vie parties are canny. As are candle parties

dont suppose ya wana come to a handbag party ? you could go instead of me Lewis isn't looking so well, Lins. You need to stay at home and look after him

24 hour ban starting at midnight for Ms Lennon me thinks......... Who is going to watch over the place in the middle of the night?

I am off on Friday so brag away me dear .... We can do it together. Girl Power and all that

If you do that I promise to tell your former workmates dirty smelly lies about you. I worked there for 10 years - they know me well enough to believe every word of it and not be surprised in the slightest! Have you sunbathed on the roof of the White House yet, Luke? That used to be a favourite of ours when it was nice like.

"Wankers of the Week", you might say. Fucking hell, we're digging them all out now.... Something else that went down like a lead balloon

My week finishes in the morning. I will be bragging about it, and all you 9-5, Monday-Friday'ers can fuck right off

I'm surprised it doesn't have peasepud on there with his zoom lens....

Anyone ever seen Plug and peasepud in the same room though?!

Ever tried it?

Jack Savoretti - Lovely Fool

Aye, just finished work. Had a tin of soup in the night - how exciting. Tried Haggis not so long ago and it was rather nice!

Quoted for truth. One of my fave players for years now.

With ketchup on, of course..

Would it be really bad to have a fishcake sandwich for breakfast? In my defence, it's actually teatime for me....

Jonny petal, would it really put you off drinking it if I said it looked like a bottle full of blood clots?