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Courtesy of popbitch.. What do you get if you cross a robot with a pirate? Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 2D2

Live and let live. Life's too short to get het up about someone getting pissed and posting on a message board

Haha! Let's just say it's interesting. Short staffed on nights and everyone has revolted - no-one will cover it. Sooooo, there's just me Oh dear. Are you having to be Squiddly Diddly? I'll have to be a fucking miracle worker if I get two patients on opposite sides of the hospital needing anaesthetising!

Haha! Let's just say it's interesting. Short staffed on nights and everyone has revolted - no-one will cover it. Sooooo, there's just me

Bloody lush in Gateshead. Really ought to go to bed

No alcohol, no meat, no treats, no nowt. Can't fucking wait til Sunday. I'm gonna be like Augustus Gloop in the chocolate factory

Don't think you're really in a position to be implying Radgina is a skank, Sima.

Don't think you're really in a position to be implying Radgina is a skank, Sima.

yes me dear but only in a good way (unlike people talking about me when I'm not here ) , agreed , a jobs a job but if you do it happily you do it well you can anaesthetise (sp)me any time !! It would be my pleasure. And I'd make sure you got plenty morphine

You two talking about me when I'm not here? I'm far from being a saint. It's a job at the end of the day and I have to do it, so I may aswell do it with a happy heart.

Starship - Nothings Gonna Stop Us Now. Can't beat singing along to early morning radio when those around you are tired and grumpy fuckers

True

Hugely entertaining - if you ask me If only because it meant you could trawl through porn

If I promise to behave, is it okay to stay?

I'm in charge tonight so I could go to bed myself That's a lie but it's a nice thought

And following the same theme... Hallelujah - Jeff Buckley

Wherever You Will Go - The Calling. Love this. Definite potential as a funeral song!

I really wouldn't mind in the slightest. I think a lot of people with kids don't realise just how lucky they are, and that each one is a little miracle.

Although NZ looks stunning I think it may be a little bit too much of a step back in time for me - prefer somewhere a little more cosmopolitan and vibrant. Saying that, my favourite parts of the word vary from fantastic cities to coastal towns and countryside. I could happily live in Australia, New York (an apartment in Manhattan please) a farmhouse in France or Italy, a town house in Dublin, Barcelona or in one of the non-touristy, hidden spots in northern Mallorca. Anywhere pretty and interesting, and it has to be close to the sea.

and you wonder why your flat mate wont lend you anything! Different Flatmate man, Theres only one who cements his place in cunts corner, The rest are canny, Plus im the only one in the house for tonight

How will your boss keep her bum clean? Oh yeah. Nice one. Seriously, how about you just fuck off and die. You great big flouncing tart. Don't mess with me Scotty boy...you may have the wit of a court jester, but I can always outflounce anyone on here. And I mean ANYONE! You come on here and witter about being off til the 18th of April and have the AUDACITY to flounce?! Get out of this thread!

You do nowt at work either but it doesn't mean you want to be there for 12 hours a day for 8 days on the trot Oi! I was the one being nice! Sorry. I'm being a right grumpy bitch this morning

You do nowt at work either but it doesn't mean you want to be there for 12 hours a day for 8 days on the trot

The reality of working through til next Thursday has just hit me this morning. Everyone has weekend loveliness planned and the sun will be shining. I want to cry