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Weirdo - I've just this second finished eating exactly the same thing Ah, but did you cut it in half and have Lurpak on it? Did the cat try and lick some of the butter off?

Weirdo - I've just this second finished eating exactly the same thing Ah, but did you cut it in half and have Lurpak on it?

I know we've done this before but there really needs to be a cull. Was confronted by a crowd of the scum-of-the-earth last night who thought it would be hilarious to block my path as I was walking up to work, even walking alongside me and jumping in front of me thinking they were big and clever. Wasn't feeling the greatest and unfortunately resorted to telling them I'd knock them into the middle of next week if they didn't fuck off which led to a chorus of "Oooooooooo's" from them but they eventually left me alone. They need to be shot the minute they even contemplate putting a fucking Burberry cap on their brain-cell devoid heads

Have a good day, you filthy smogbag!

Did they have you lodging in the nurses home Luke? Nah in the doctors' accomodation (The 'White House', which is next to the morgue. Yay!). That used to be nurses accomodation too when I started my training. I was in there for my 1st year. Tell me you're not in room 12?

I'm hungry.....

Like she needs a good wash

Can't stand him but I wish he played for us.

I find earplugs are a good way of stifling cries for help Anyway, my little pirahna fish, you're just bitter cos it's almost like your holidays never happened

Did they have you lodging in the nurses home Luke?

If I have to be at work feeling like shit I thought I'd remind you all what you've got to look forward to in just a few short hours time. Enjoy

Of course Nancy wins, Big Suze is drippier than a weekend in Manchester.

Cheryl Tweedy/Cole. Fucking class! I'd love to put my knob cheese on her minge toast! For fuck's sake Will someone please take your wireless connection and new laptop off you and relegate you back to library hours!

People who own cats generally smell of piss Further proof of your complete fucking ignorance. So when one of your sadistic feline psychopaths (I assume you have several) brings you a dead bird, do you congratulate it ?? What's that got to do with your inane point about cat owners smelling of piss like? And in answer to your question - mine don't go out therefore they neither shit in your garden nor bring me dead things.

You used the c-words, Catherine. Asterisks or not, that's a c-word. I know a c-word when I see one, and that's a c-word. It had to be done. I think the same of anyone who spends that much time thinking up ways of poisoning other peoples domestic animals. And I didn't quite say it. I find myself incapable of saying said word

People who own cats generally smell of piss Further proof of your complete fucking ignorance.

Is that a wind-up? Leaving a message like that for a 12 year old (11 year old - whatever)

Even thinking of poisoning cats makes you a c**t. That is all I have to say.

I appear to have the mother of all hangovers

You're doing paeds at TGH?! Fucking hell, that's my old hospital. How the hell have you ended up there?! If you're working on ward 1, nip down the corridor to theatre and tell Kathy on reception that I said hello. If you're on the childrens medical unit then nip through the underground tunnel to the other theatres and tell Sister Fewtrell that her best mate sends cuddles. Don't let it put you off medicine - it's not the greatest paediatric unit in the world Don't ask me how I ended up there...but when I find the bastard responsible they are going to pay, if not with their life then certainly something fleshy. The paeds unit isn't that bad tbh - I think I'd just got used to the cut em and chuck em world of surgery I'd forgotten how slow medical medicine can be....plus being on my own (well virtually - god knows how the other spastic they sent with me got into medical schoool) in the arse end of nowhere for a week sent me a bit mad. Back in Leeds til Monday, thank god, then back I go for another week. I'll try to find your friends but I'm not sure how I'll put it..."some lady of the internet that at I've sort of known for a few years but never actually met says hello...she used to work here. And she likes cats" Just say "I'm a mate of Cath-who-went-back-to-Newcastle. She wanted me to tell you that she misses you all ridiculously and would come back in a second if she could."

Can't say I've ever had that problem..........

Love Shrek and Aladdin but it has to be The Little Mermaid for me.

I didnt see the thread until it was a couple of days old and by that time the author had already seen fit to insult me. ...I'm nobody's bitch tbf. Oh you're so wrong

And it's now my weekend Found out before I left this morning that they're going to put me on days for a couple of weeks. DAYS for gawd's sake!

I'm worried ! I would be. Best keep your trousers on there Jim