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catmag

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  1. No, just plain ole sex appeal and charisma and you spell Charisma "Chu-Ching" right? you're talking crap young lady, you know damned well that if some pikey dwarf wearing a twatful hat mosied on up to you in the club you'd spit your Tropical Reef all over his wacky chappeau before you actually found the spasmodic shortarse attractive. However you could look like Wacky's furry be-spotted arsecheek and as long as his wallet was fatter than your lip, yon knicker elastic would snap at a hundred paces. Now that was funny! what a complete load of bollocks You dont know me AT ALL. I have never and would never be attracted to a man for his money. I like to earn my own wage and work full time even though i dont really have to. In repsect of JK, despite his hats and 70's suits and flares i simply think he is sexy looking, i like his hair and his face. He looks like he's had chicken pox about 20 times. He's minging. thats fair enough Cath But for the fish to suggest i'd only like him (or anyone) for the size of their wallet really irritates me, He obviously watches far too many soaps ffs!! Anyone who takes any notice of anything the Fish says today wants their head read. With all due respect petal
  2. You're just bitter cos you've finally come to terms with the fact that this ship has sailed. You tried and failed iirc. Unlucky
  3. Actually I think I've seen her. I'll vouch for the fish on this one...If it's the same lass I'm thinking of. Has the Fish PM'd this pic to most lads on here already then? Dear me I hope this lass has been doing the same and sent a pic of him to a bunch of complete strangers so they can all decide whether he's worth one. He's not btw
  4. No, just plain ole sex appeal and charisma and you spell Charisma "Chu-Ching" right? you're talking crap young lady, you know damned well that if some pikey dwarf wearing a twatful hat mosied on up to you in the club you'd spit your Tropical Reef all over his wacky chappeau before you actually found the spasmodic shortarse attractive. However you could look like Wacky's furry be-spotted arsecheek and as long as his wallet was fatter than your lip, yon knicker elastic would snap at a hundred paces. Now that was funny! what a complete load of bollocks You dont know me AT ALL. I have never and would never be attracted to a man for his money. I like to earn my own wage and work full time even though i dont really have to. In repsect of JK, despite his hats and 70's suits and flares i simply think he is sexy looking, i like his hair and his face. He looks like he's had chicken pox about 20 times. He's minging.
  5. How pathetic are you?! "Look at what kind of lass I can pull!" Get a life!
  6. But then you'd have nothing left to do anything with
  7. It was quite tasteful actually. More understated that I expected.
  8. Class celebration from Mr Taylor too. Good to get the win but for the most part it was just another ferking freezing, freezing, midweek Euro game. I must be mental.
  9. Day off here so it's a chilled one for me Sleep well Ms T
  10. Pay for me to go on holiday and get a tan and I'll do it You don't need to go on holiday to get a tan, gypistani! Switch the lights on at home and you start to darken. It's my father's fault. Descended from Italian gypsies I think. I could have been very unlucky and ended up with my mothers Irish gingerness
  11. Couldn't have put it better myself. Heard an interview with him on the radio the other day and he's in danger of disappearing up his own arse completely.
  12. Pay for me to go on holiday and get a tan and I'll do it You wouldnt need the Groucho 'tache treatment either. I've had a shave this morning
  13. Pay for me to go on holiday and get a tan and I'll do it
  14. 'Smee They better had do
  15. I'm gutted that Sky have got the coverage for this I'm going to have to make do with 5Live and late night highlights programmes
  16. I think you should have a house party Cath. Maybe I already am and just didn't invite you
  17. I can't think of owt worse than fighting my way through the bars in town on NYE. Drinks are expensive, taxi's are extortionate and it's heaving. Nothangyew!
  18. CHRISTOPHER!!! Reet - no more help
  19. Thats what am sayin man, there no maintenance thingy in preferences? My computer is just fucked i think. Ah okay. It's one of the tabs along the top on mine
  20. Manually? Aye, get an old toothbrush and give it a scrub
  21. Gawd, you're bloody useless Start >>control panel>>printers and faxes>>*right click on the installed printer*>>printing preferences>>maintenance>>nozzle check. If it looks like on of the nozzles is blocked then run the 'head cleaning' thing on the maintenance page.
  22. It may be that one of the jets is blocked so it misses a colour out on the printing. It happened to me a while back. If you go to your printer settings in your control panel it should be easy enough to find on there too
  23. Have you ran it through the 'clean heads' cycle to see if they're all printing properly?
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