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The Metrocentre was fucking mental last Saturday like. I was forcibly frog-marched there despite kicking and screaming and can guarantee it will be the only Saturday this year that I have/will be venturing there Anyway, the weekend is irrelevant for me this week cos I've had a week off and have another one next week

It's shite. Honest? Have you seen them? Come on as I'm gonna be flying back from the match for this. Should I not bother then? I think they're canny - get yourself back for it!

Good luck Radg Mine's tomorrow night. It has the potential to be very messy...

Meow

That is NOTHING like me before anyone starts!!

Maybe he meant this..

Your liver is going to be bloody useless to anyone.... yeah....sorry bout that No problem - it was a very kind offer

Your liver is going to be bloody useless to anyone....

I've just seen this you cheeky twat! And I wish I'd been flying to Dallas on Monday!

You are bloody priceless Take water to bed with you!

pee in their toothpaste tube Nah, in their orange juice/cordial....

really...looked out of the window and can't see it ??? It was a little while ago, and just dead fine stuff. I went to put some rubbish out the back at work and was rather surprised. Sounded like it was belting down before like

That would make you just as bad as them But revenge is definitely sweet!

It's just been snowing a little but in this here Gateshead

Your meds? Or bed? Goodnight honey - good luck with the hangover.

IT'S A FUCKING CUP!!! NOW PACK IT IN WITH THE C-WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's not that I don't like clothes - I just hate going shopping for them. Oh and I only buy stuff when I need something rather than just because.

I've bought a coat and a hat. It's winter. And you're the last one who should be preaching about people buying stuff they don't need!

I'm not commenting on what its like for the lasses..I wouldnt know. A Henri Lloyd beanie tho ffs?! Aye, whatever. Pink shirt boy.

The stuff is nice for lasses imo. Edit: Next that is Bought a coat from there the other day and it's geet dead lush as owt

Next is my new fave shop at the moment. I seem to buy pretty much everything from there. I have just become the proud owner of a Henri Lloyd bright pink beanie hat an'all

Gemmill, what is it about Accountants and being different creatures when they're drunk? Our old accountant went to the Accountancy Christmas party a few years ago. He was dreading it as they were all quiet and boring at work so he expected a bit of a damp squid. Anyway, they were all pissed by the second bar and he reckons he nipped to the bog and by the time he got back they were all getting off with each other. 'damp squid' Aren't most squid damp?

Wha? Does your cat eat your tea aswell? maybe.. but I reckon it's poor at spelling in French My girls are geniusesesesesesssss. They're multi-lingual do they speak "Cat-onese" or "Mogg"-arin Chinese? Just "Cat" It usually involves "Please feed me NOW" and "I'll have a cuddle when I feel like it"

One and the same, aren't they?

Wha? Does your cat eat your tea aswell? maybe.. but I reckon it's poor at spelling in French My girls are geniusesesesesesssss. They're multi-lingual