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:oh god not that again Whats wrong with posting a link that my hubby had been sent? Aye it was very naughty ...but hell, it was a christmas pressie for the lads on there I did guard my answer there very well though They were very, very, nice pictures though I remember them well Hmmmm, it's almost Christmas again........ do you really remember them? Blimey, I'd be banned forever if i posted that on here I guarantee you will be inundated with PM requests now

you've got a fascination with hay Bianca. Do you think i live in a haystack or something? We are actually quite civilised down here you know He's a closet yokel Go to bed, you. Too much to do Oh, you'll all be delighted to hear that I went straight to Tesco's after work and managed to make it back into the house without losing my keys or sitting on the doorstep for 20 minutes. Ithangyew.

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you've got a fascination with hay Bianca. Do you think i live in a haystack or something? We are actually quite civilised down here you know He's a closet yokel

Never Radgi would take us all out in 3 moves. I'm 5'4 and could do it in 2!

Erasure

On chips? Yak! Never in a million years. Urgh!! Oh yes

You should only ever use salt once you have tasted your food and determined whether it needs seasoning. The one and only exception to this is chips where salt is nothing short of mandatory Oh and salt first, then vinegar. Then mebbes salad cream.

It worries me that I understood that as soon as I read it I'm in your head now woman. Like a Weevil(sp?) or a tongue piercing, annoying as fuck to start with, makes you drink soup mostly, but makes you better in bed Chalk another one up for the the church vocation. Cath you don't have to join a convent, just think of Newcastle winning a trophy that will get those fishy thoughts out of ye heed.

I got a mental image of these fellas doing there utmost to keep your over shoulder boulder holders in working order...

whey woman, it's not like you strapped em down or wore a turtle neck. not seen such a brazen parade since the fairs cup! I was tying my bloody shoelace! And strap them down? You have no idea of the type of scaffolding it takes to stop them escaping on a regular basis!

It worries me that I understood that as soon as I read it

I met Zammo bloke years ago and he looked dreadful

"Rob! Smell my fingers! Go on...!"

cue the 14th telling of "I once extracted one of those 4ft high pepper mills they have in italian restaurants from some blokes arse" story Yeah, but I do it as part of my job. You on the other hand...

I was going for C... err ... well ... never mind. Errrrrrrrrr...................no.

Isegrim's grasp of English is better than yours! Now go!

I occasionally get the Mirror during the week and the Guardian/Observer of a weekend. Sometimes on Saturdays The Fish tries to look down my jumper at pissups.

Fuck off to bed!

Totty night. I can throw the random name calling at you if it keeps you awake. Are you able to stay up all night and do it periodically? Well, I have to finish some work, so probably yes. But your username isn't offering too much. It's also less (childish) fun, when people probably don't get upset about it... Hmmmm, I may get upset later. I can already feel the grumpiness forming as I'm cold, miserable, tired, hungry and don't want to be here.

Welcome to my world! We've removed some lush things from peoples bods. Both that have grown and that have been...erm... inserted.

Totty night. I can throw the random name calling at you if it keeps you awake. Are you able to stay up all night and do it periodically?

Totty night.

I don't have that option. My body is so hardcore and so ready for punishment that it refuses to allow me to sleep through my hangovers. I get up at 6 or so and live through the pain. Aye but you just get up and spend the rest of the whingeing