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Urgh. Had a bloke in the other night who's foot was hanging off - literally. There was just a flap of skin holding it on at the back, bones sticking out at all angles, and mushed toes. Nice, how'd that happen? Loading logs onto a lorry. They slipped and fell on him. He had other multiple injuries but that was the worst of it.

Urgh. Had a bloke in the other night who's foot was hanging off - literally. There was just a flap of skin holding it on at the back, bones sticking out at all angles, and mushed toes.

I'm cleaning. Kind of. Inbetween messing about on the computer...

Knocked one out off the balcony more like. Eww, imagine walking below. You'd wonder what kind of pigeons were around them parts

Images of Alex on the job and setting light to £50 notes now. Fucking desparate here. Come and do my cleaning to take your mind off it pet

Yet funnily enough, it's the scabbiest, charvertastic estates that have the most tacky, overdone, Blackpool-fucking-illumination-esque decorations on their houses.

Play nice please, children.

We're planning a bit of a do on Christmas Day's nightshift actually.. No bauble earrings though. No jewellery allowed in theatre Is getting pissed and eating food in theatre alright though? We may have to restrict the alcohol intake..

Gawd, not this again

"We want all your unwanted clothing" And the postman still hasn't fucking been

I want a job that gives bonuses

yeah, horrible curtains eh?

We're planning a bit of a do on Christmas Day's nightshift actually.. No bauble earrings though. No jewellery allowed in theatre

The Brandling Suite at the racecourse, tithead!

I've got nowt but contempt for that attitude. Her dad used to be a bus driver before he retired-apparently she thinks he still does it for fun. That reminds me. Must ring him and ask if I can have a lift to my Christmas do...

You were grateful I had my key when you wanted to watch Extras though, weren't you?

Listen, you bunch of twats - ferk off!!! I had 10 bags of shopping. I think walking up Sheriff Hill may have been a bit of an ordeal. And if I wanted an Oompah Loompah then my daddy would have it round here in MINUTES!

Hmmm One of your better ideas..

I'm going to post in here everytime something gets put through the door. Just to show how many trees could have been saved. And to piss yous all off

I'll probably hang for this, but I do prefer the Trafford Centre by a mile. Let it out, love. Let it all out. Shurrup Manchester does have some plus points. I'm nipping back down just before Chrsitmas actually but not sure I'll have time to meet you and get horrifically drunk in Walkabout a la a couple of years ago Talk about getting your excuses in early. Charmed I'm sure. Hey, I was down there last week and you declined my invitation for a drink. Citing having to work of all things!

Believe me - I'm not laughing

There's no Selfridges in the Metrocentre Masseeeve one in the TC though..

I'll probably hang for this, but I do prefer the Trafford Centre by a mile. Let it out, love. Let it all out. Shurrup Manchester does have some plus points. I'm nipping back down just before Chrsitmas actually but not sure I'll have time to meet you and get horrifically drunk in Walkabout a la a couple of years ago

I think we've had a thread on this before but never mind. It's 9.25am and already I've already had flyers for Oye's Chinese Takeaway, Papa John's pizza place and the Low Fell Advertiser ("your community leaflet and local business guide") shoved through my door. I'm waiting for something in the post and I've now gone to the door 3 TIMES to find it's just shit!

I'll probably hang for this, but I do prefer the Trafford Centre by a mile.