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Well, that and pushing them back up there....

Whelks. Snots in a shell

Can't say this is one I'm looking forward to. I'll just be satisfied if we don't get a complete pasting.

Does it feel like you have grapes hanging out of your arse? If so, you've got them.

And am I the only one who can see my Firefox icon on the users list? Everyone else has question marks.

I'll bet you looked like a right gimp

Better then having a fucked foot for the rest of your life. Dont trust her - she's got a pretendy nurse outfit I look gorgeous in my nurse outfit!

Better then having a fucked foot for the rest of your life.

Just think Cath you've "visited" Keith in his hotel room. Our liason was purely confined to the hotel reception desk

Thought Cheggers was class

Y'alreet stranger? Nice to see you back

I think I heard it was Orlando Bloom but I may be wrong..

Ive got a regular v3 - tis lursh. 191091[/snapback] dont suppose one of you fellor razrites could tell me how i can assign different ring tones to different contacts then? Yep. Go to your contact and press the middle button on the top row. Go to to 'edit' and scroll down to Ringer ID and assign whichever ringtone you want to that contact.

I watched it and it was canny. It's a shame that some of their parents seem to believe that they have no responsibility to their children whatsoever and completely wash their hands of the fact that their kids are morbidly obese - coming up with excuses/not joining in with activitites and just generally excusing the fact that they've let their kids eat absolute shite for years without a second thought for their health. Most of them were fat, lazy bastards aswell, so it's no wonder the kids were a mess.

I was bullied for a long time, and not all of it was dead obvious - constant little comments here and there and just generally made to feel completely worthless and looked down on. I was a bit swotty and quiet and never answered back so it went on til I was about 15, and then one day I just decided I'd had enough and started answering back. Oh, that and calmly walking up to people and pouring a can of coke over their head in the middle of the common room when I found a derogatory picture that they'd drawn of me stuck up on the notice board. I'm not so quiet anymore but it's definitely something that shapes your life and you never forget.

Hope you didn't agree to work late else you'll miss the match tonight. I'm here til 6 so I'll miss it anyway.

If it only hurts 'a bit' when you walk it may be just sprained. If it doesn't get any better you'll need an x-ray to rule out any hairline fractures.

Must be a full moon week for workers cos mine's been shit an'all. Stupidly agreed to do overtime on my day off yesterday cos I'm skint as ferk. Roll on tomorrow and a day off.

I'd never seen Family Guy at all until someone put the DVD on in the coach when I was going to France last month - it was class!

*ahem* Mahjongg?????*ahem*

You'll have gone to the pub now, but I hope you have a very happy day And a happy birthday to Mr Bombadil too. I really ought to read the whole thread before replying...

I think he'll probably be injured again soon anwyay...

Sad news. Seems to be increasingly common these days. RIP

I use Tiscali and I got a call from them yesterday offering to upgrade my broadband and to include all my landline calls (excluding mobile calls) for £19.99 a month. I was paying £15.99 for my broadband and £9.99 on top for my calls already so it's saving me per month. I've never had a problem with them either. Dunno what the small print in the Sky package is, but yours sounds like a good deal too.

Some of the patients we get to theatre for amputation whiff badly like. Some of them have black feet and lower legs that look like mushy, rotten bananas and have a smell that lingers in the back of your nose for the rest of the day.