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I've only ever been party to that when I've drawn the short straw at work and had to clean it out 169571[/snapback] Can you just clarify what 'it' is? 169572[/snapback] The cottage cheese with chives collecting under the old tramp's helmet.

I've only ever been party to that when I've drawn the short straw at work and had to clean it out

And the one with chives in it looks like they just scraped a years worth of growth from under an elderly tramp's foreskin. 169541[/snapback] ... they put chives in it?? 169558[/snapback] In knobcheese?

come on then - spill the beans! 169545[/snapback] It's not worth waiting for tbh

And the one with chives in it looks like they just scraped a years worth of growth from under an elderly tramp's foreskin.

I've stopped biting tbh. Just let them and their hormones get on with it....

Mi cyan help yuh wi dat. Bonny lad. So it is. To be sure to be sure. tbh. 169053[/snapback] Post Of The Day 169056[/snapback] Howay! It's only 10.30! Damning with faint praise tbh. 169059[/snapback] As much as I hate to feed your ego - that one was deserving. It just means you'll have to try and top it throughout the rest of the day though..

I'd definitely wear the suit like You never know - it might just swing it...

I'm watching that 60-minute makeover prog and she does my head in. "Are we ready teeeeeeeeeam?!" *blows whistle*

Oh no, are the little darlings off to Uncle Scotty's again??? 169035[/snapback] It's a holiday for them too, believe me! 169038[/snapback] After what they told me after the last time they stayed there I'm letting them stay with you against my better judgement! 169050[/snapback] The fact that you think they "told you" anything tells me that they'd be better off in care tbh. 169055[/snapback] There's still time........

Ditto. I went to Sidari in the last week of the season and it was freezing. There were rabid dogs everywhere too. Also, I'm sorry, I refuse to ever again go anywhere where you have to put used toilet paper in a bin rather than flush it. 169040[/snapback] We ended up in cockroach-ridden apartments and the bloke in the apartment upstairs left his bath taps running which ended up flooding ours. There was an ants nest in the wall of the bathroom and all the 'crockery' was nastily stained plastic. Ugh

Mi cyan help yuh wi dat. Bonny lad. So it is. To be sure to be sure. tbh. 169053[/snapback] Post Of The Day

Yesh

Oh no, are the little darlings off to Uncle Scotty's again??? 169035[/snapback] It's a holiday for them too, believe me! 169038[/snapback] After what they told me after the last time they stayed there I'm letting them stay with you against my better judgement!

Indeed I will

Give it here, I've got nothing better to do until Scotty wants to swap sarcasms By the way, when you coming back girly? 169029[/snapback] Can you pack the cats suitcases and clean the kitchen when you've done that aswell please? And who knows? I don't have a penny to my name at the moment but hopefully that will be resolved pretty soon. Then the world will be my prawn cocktail!

Anyone want to finish this ironing for me?

I thought it was "saved my life" Or maybe you were just recounting a personal experience

You know guys? What this thread is missing are posts heavily laced with sarcasm. Can anyone oblige?

Got to be Sir Les for me, narrowly beating Ginola cos I decided that I wasn't meant to be judging them on their hair....

Did your season ticket come through in the end?

Not much I can add to that! Happy Birthday!

'Appy Beeeeeeeeerthday ahhhhhh kid!!

I had a really crap holiday in Corfu many years ago too...