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Saving up for a Jeep Wrangler, anyway, you have ovaries and therefore cannot comment on anything automotive other than "that nice smell" in new cars 163597[/snapback] How DARE you?!!! All girls know that the colour of the car is by far the most important thing!

buy some cider and hang around bus stops! you'll be on your back in no time. me? i'd love bairns - and lots of em. no girlfriend at the moment so its kinda difficult. think i'd give one of the lads my dads name as a middle name and one of the lasses my nanas name as a middle name as well. i also reckon the celtic sounding names would go really well with my surname. 163567[/snapback] You've really given it some thought, haven't you? No sproglets imminent in the Gateshead area as yet, but there are still 11 hours to go and I've probably just jinxed myself into a horrendously busy night.....

So what kind of 4x4 do you have then?

2 Our Fathers and a Hail Mary for that!

I remember reading something on him just after he transferred to chelski about his biggest problem going to Landan was that he likes to sleep alot and didn't feel comfortable living in a noisy city. From all reports when he was at Blackburn he would basically train and eat at the club and then go home to bed, sleep right through until morning when it would start all again. 163334[/snapback] Sounds like my kind of lifestyle. 163340[/snapback] I wish someone would pay me to do that

At least 2, but it was just breaking news so it may be more.

It's on the national news now. Apparently a bouncy castle blew up.

That sounds horrible

is it ? think I'll just stick to Birthday ones. 163525[/snapback] Now we know what type of site the Hog frequents!

Did a small child diarrhoea onto a tortilla wrap in your house?

I'm not sure if I like it

Was that it or was there a list of dodgy websites at the bottom of this post?

Can't speak from having my own, but I've seen some mothers have babies and you can see that "thing" happen instantly. It's equally as marked in fathers actually and the biggest, toughest hard man turn into mush. Then again there are other times when the mother barely gives the child a second glance and it's a very strange feeling being an observer to it. I'm covering maternity at work tonight actually so I shall let you know what kind of reactions we get should there be any caesarians... Dan - working in maternity can put you off a bit but then it's an absolute privilege to be present when a baby is born and for the most part it's absolutely amazing. It can also be very poignant to see the emotion of it all and wonder whether it's ever something I'll experience.

Google?

Yeah, I do. Getting to a point now when I wonder if I ever will though. A combination of circumstance and medical probs means it's not as likely as it once was, but hopefully it'll happen at some point.

Happy Birthday Rikster!

Nah, I'm in theatre at the QE but go over to maternity if there's any caesarians. Hope your missus is doing okay aswell

Gawd help him! All the best

I thought that too

Oh and for the record, the pedestrianised shopping bit at South Shields looks like it's had a clean-up job. It didn't look nearly as bad as I remember it although it may just have been that it was sunny today.....

He's not so keen on me any more since I turned him down tbh...

Coming back on the Metro from Shields just before and there was a group of about 7 thick-as-fuck charvas got on at Pelaw and started creating havoc. They'd shout random insults towards other passengers then fall about laughing at themselves. One of them had some random freestyling shit on his mobile which he played at full blast which they all tried to 'sing along' with (piss funny as they were so bad) Anyway they were just generally acting like wankers and pissing everyone off. The Metro gets to Gateshead and they all get up and head for the door shouting "Goodbye" and giving one-fingered salutes to everyone. The Metro doors open and right at the door where they got off there were 2 coppers stood there. One of them just said "Step this way please lads!" The looks on their faces were hilarious Fuck knows how they knew which doors they'd be at!

Bizarrely-dressed, overhyped, bordering-on-lunacy gobshite.

Yous should have all thrown sickies and spent the day at the beach like me Sand EVERYWHERE now though

*points and laughs*