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If this turns out to be true it looks like a lot of you are going to have to apologise to Mr Akabusi for your sarky start to this thread.

St John Boste, Washington I was talking to a doc at work the other night who went to his kids Sports Day at a porsh school somewhere in Northumberland. It got to the dad's race and he wandered up to take part in his jeans and t-shirt, only to be horrified as the other dads started stripping off to reveal running shorts and vest and one of them even put a sweat band around his head It looks like the kids aren't allowed to be competitive, but there's a lot of it around for the parents....

It's very muggy this evening Typically the sunshine ended on the morning I finished my nights so I couldn't appreciate it. The cats are all hot and bothered and currently asleep in the wardrobe where it's cool.

I've never been to Seaton Sluice or Cullercoats - should I feel badly done to? I did all my sandancing in South Shields....

I heard about this too and think it's all going a bit too far. Being last in St John's Infant School Bean Bag race was character-building for me! The fact that I've had psychological help for feeling like a failure for the last 20 years is just coincidental....

I know it's horrible but the bit about the audience wildly applauding just made me giggle.

Fecking hell! I think I've been transcribing MD orders too long as that DFKDFC was immediately interpreted...have to admit I'd love to see that as well. 161925[/snapback] I heard one when I was a student nurse (and haven't heard it used since actually) when a doctor referred to a patient as "Mr PF Bundy" Being very wet behind the ears I told him we didn't have a Mr Bundy to which I was informed it meant Pretty Fucked BUt Not Dead Yet

Phone, camera battery and occasionally iPod for me.

Aye. One's the Yank version but both would be acceptable in Dictionary Corner..

Stop being horrible, you two!

161336[/snapback] A very accurate description!

Oi! I'd got dressed up specially to impress yous!

I'm not allowed to drink alcohol at work

"Bah" to your beer!

It's. Too. Warm

The Hoppings

I do I do my damndest to never, ever fall asleep on planes/trains etc cos I'm embarrassed by it and hate sharing rooms with my mates if we go away for the weekend cos I spent most of the night keeping myself awake so I don't snore. 161212[/snapback] CATH!!!!! Maintain the illusion!!!!!!! 161224[/snapback] Sorry! I'm often mistaken for Sleeping Beauty when asleep

As a nurse you must be aware of something to send you off to kip? 161107[/snapback] Short of taking lots of opiate based drugs, I've tried all the usual stuff and managed a grand total of 2 hours! 161114[/snapback] Can you not find an excuse for some morphine? 161126[/snapback] I could injure myself to the point where I don't actually have to go back to work tonight!

I do I do my damndest to never, ever fall asleep on planes/trains etc cos I'm embarrassed by it and hate sharing rooms with my mates if we go away for the weekend cos I spent most of the night keeping myself awake so I don't snore.

As a nurse you must be aware of something to send you off to kip? 161107[/snapback] Short of taking lots of opiate based drugs, I've tried all the usual stuff and managed a grand total of 2 hours!

I've given up with the sleep thing

Spare a thought for us poor buggers who've just finished work and now have to try and sleep through the heat of the day

Nope! You've already been told the rules!

Pint of Stella - Craig Southern Comfort and lemonade - Jimbo Southern Comfort, lime and lemonade () peasepud Vodka and coke - Matt Gin and tonic - Linz Vodka and red bull - Scott Vodka and red bull - me Pint of Bud - Isegrim Coke - Ritchie Pint of Stella - Sandy JD and coke - rikko

I think it's in the small print of the rules about having to attend for more than 30 seconds just to see what people look like