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I thought that too

Oh and for the record, the pedestrianised shopping bit at South Shields looks like it's had a clean-up job. It didn't look nearly as bad as I remember it although it may just have been that it was sunny today.....

He's not so keen on me any more since I turned him down tbh...

Coming back on the Metro from Shields just before and there was a group of about 7 thick-as-fuck charvas got on at Pelaw and started creating havoc. They'd shout random insults towards other passengers then fall about laughing at themselves. One of them had some random freestyling shit on his mobile which he played at full blast which they all tried to 'sing along' with (piss funny as they were so bad) Anyway they were just generally acting like wankers and pissing everyone off. The Metro gets to Gateshead and they all get up and head for the door shouting "Goodbye" and giving one-fingered salutes to everyone. The Metro doors open and right at the door where they got off there were 2 coppers stood there. One of them just said "Step this way please lads!" The looks on their faces were hilarious Fuck knows how they knew which doors they'd be at!

Bizarrely-dressed, overhyped, bordering-on-lunacy gobshite.

Yous should have all thrown sickies and spent the day at the beach like me Sand EVERYWHERE now though

*points and laughs*

If this turns out to be true it looks like a lot of you are going to have to apologise to Mr Akabusi for your sarky start to this thread.

St John Boste, Washington I was talking to a doc at work the other night who went to his kids Sports Day at a porsh school somewhere in Northumberland. It got to the dad's race and he wandered up to take part in his jeans and t-shirt, only to be horrified as the other dads started stripping off to reveal running shorts and vest and one of them even put a sweat band around his head It looks like the kids aren't allowed to be competitive, but there's a lot of it around for the parents....

It's very muggy this evening Typically the sunshine ended on the morning I finished my nights so I couldn't appreciate it. The cats are all hot and bothered and currently asleep in the wardrobe where it's cool.

I've never been to Seaton Sluice or Cullercoats - should I feel badly done to? I did all my sandancing in South Shields....

I heard about this too and think it's all going a bit too far. Being last in St John's Infant School Bean Bag race was character-building for me! The fact that I've had psychological help for feeling like a failure for the last 20 years is just coincidental....

I know it's horrible but the bit about the audience wildly applauding just made me giggle.

Fecking hell! I think I've been transcribing MD orders too long as that DFKDFC was immediately interpreted...have to admit I'd love to see that as well. 161925[/snapback] I heard one when I was a student nurse (and haven't heard it used since actually) when a doctor referred to a patient as "Mr PF Bundy" Being very wet behind the ears I told him we didn't have a Mr Bundy to which I was informed it meant Pretty Fucked BUt Not Dead Yet

Phone, camera battery and occasionally iPod for me.

Aye. One's the Yank version but both would be acceptable in Dictionary Corner..

Stop being horrible, you two!

161336[/snapback] A very accurate description!

Oi! I'd got dressed up specially to impress yous!

I'm not allowed to drink alcohol at work

"Bah" to your beer!

It's. Too. Warm

The Hoppings

I do I do my damndest to never, ever fall asleep on planes/trains etc cos I'm embarrassed by it and hate sharing rooms with my mates if we go away for the weekend cos I spent most of the night keeping myself awake so I don't snore. 161212[/snapback] CATH!!!!! Maintain the illusion!!!!!!! 161224[/snapback] Sorry! I'm often mistaken for Sleeping Beauty when asleep

As a nurse you must be aware of something to send you off to kip? 161107[/snapback] Short of taking lots of opiate based drugs, I've tried all the usual stuff and managed a grand total of 2 hours! 161114[/snapback] Can you not find an excuse for some morphine? 161126[/snapback] I could injure myself to the point where I don't actually have to go back to work tonight!