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The story i got told was that you were 'called' to his Hotel room 150831[/snapback] *shudders* 150953[/snapback] Was he that good? 150956[/snapback] Even I'm not that desperate.

The story i got told was that you were 'called' to his Hotel room 150831[/snapback] *shudders*

Penguin walks into a bar and says to the barman "Have you seen my brother?" Barman says "What does he look like?"

Fred. Short, sweet and straight to the point!

You're right. Thursday at 10 am. 150874[/snapback] Marvellous. Thanks

Is it this Thursday that the fixtures are announced or have I completely made that up?

Grossly overpriced imo.

Unless you've and internal injury and you're passing melted muffins.... 150859[/snapback] Ewww.

Chuck it in the post - I'll have it

Taught him everything he knows. 150777[/snapback] Therefore you will do well not to cross me 150778[/snapback] Worryingly, I'm from the same city Shipman's from (Nottingham), attend the same medical school he did (Leeds), and lived in the same hall of residence he did. My auntie lives in Hyde, his former stamping ground as well. 150785[/snapback] Here's a tip for you then: Don't start your GP career as a doc in Todmorden, and if you do, don't steal Pethidine and self-inject it. Oh, but if you do, then it's okay cos it'll all be covered up and you can then go on to murder 300 people before anyone is suspicious of you....

If I want to read a book or magazine I can think of a million places I'd rather be sat that shitting on the toilet! Into the bathroom, do what you've got to do, and get the hell out of there. I don't turn it into a bloody day out!!

Taught him everything he knows. 150777[/snapback] Therefore you will do well not to cross me

Did I ever tell you that I saw Keith Chegwin at Malmaison? When I lived in Manc I was behind Jason Orange in the queue for a cashpoint and it wouldn't give him any money, and I looked after Mark Owens grandma on my ward. I also met and spoke to Harold Shipman on a number of occasions. Oh and Nora Batty an'all

Racist. 150704[/snapback] Hobbit. 150706[/snapback] Sizeist. 150707[/snapback] Hobbit 150711[/snapback] Gigantic mong.

You should see a doctor about that.

Racist. 150704[/snapback] Hobbit.

This is the first time I've opened this thread in about 15 pages and it's still shit.

You see - that's not the point. They just look ridiculous! I would have trouble looking them in the face afterwards without wanting to laugh 149963[/snapback] What about before? 149966[/snapback] I wouldn't be in that position in the first place tbh They wouldn't pass my stringent selection criteria.

Typical Mourinho mind games that's all. Let's start whingeing long before the season even starts just to remind people that we're here.....

You see - that's not the point. They just look ridiculous! I would have trouble looking them in the face afterwards without wanting to laugh

Women love beards. It (the beard, not me) once pulled when I was wearing a dress. Olé ! 149928[/snapback] Dunno who has been telling you lies but women really do NOT love beards. A bit of designer stubble can look very nice indeed but a proper beard on a 20 year-old? >>>>

He's not our player any more. I couldn't give a shit what he does or where he goes.

Morning girls No great plans here -just happy to be off work and have the sun shining....

I seriously don't think I could live down South - or in London itself at least. I find the rudeness and ignorance quite outstanding. Having said that - I was coming back from Oz last month and struggling badly with a very heavy suitcase on the stairs of a tube station and a kind bloke did offer to carry it for me. That is the only time I've ever experienced any kind of goodwill from London peeps.

I'm easily confused. What are you on about?