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Remember to ring your mams this morning if you can. They'll appreciate it

We're having a bit of a Neil Diamond-fest here at work

Looks like the new Louis Theroux series is being brought forward a few weeks to fill the Top Gear gap. Bonus!

Last night he asked me if it would be sunny all the time. When I said yes he asked if we could have barbecues with just sausages on them He's definitely a one-off. Not unlike The Fish (Electro was the only figure he didn't have, hence he got it for his birthday, shithead!)

I think that was obvious the minute he shut the scrapbook and said "Can I carry on playing with my Electro figure now?"

There's got to be more to it than meets the eye. Why cancel the rest of the series if it were only Clarkson who is involved? Surely Hammond and May can carry it between them without his involvement.

Well the deed is done - and because I'm a soppy shite, I did this and wrapped it up for his birthday..

You'll do him proud Stevie, I'm sure

Aww, fantastic news DG Welcome to the world, little lady, my eyes are watering at the very thought 10lb man! Oof...

Stevie, I've spoken to you before about your dad in PM's when he was in hospital with his cancer, and I know how much you loved and admired him. I can't and don't want to imagine how you feel right now because it would hurt too much but I'm so, so sorry that it's happened like this. You've already told us a little bit about what he meant to you and I hope those memories make you smile through the tears and that it can bring you a little bit of comfort. Thinking of you.

I remember calling a fresh-from-medical-school House Officer to come and prescribe some Paracetamol for a patient on the ward and it was his first ever night on-call. He was shaking like a shitting dog and couldn't remember the dose

Congrats, J. I'm back to work this week after nearly a month off and whilst kind of looking forward to it, I know that feeling will disappear by 8.10pm on Wednesday night.

It was more an observation than a suggestion. I am an empathetic, tolerant, caring angel after all.

I found a list of the top 10 $ exchange sites earlier and one of them was something along the lines of weswapcash.com

"Less grim than the seizures" but primarily, that's what it's for. Yes, it is used to treat severe panic attacks but has quite a high incidence of inducing suicidal thoughts, ironically.

My bad. I'm not in the habit of buying benzodiazepines online.

No such thing. Clonazepam maybe. Used to treat epileptic seizures. What the fuck you're doing getting it online as a sleep aid just proves how fucking stupid you are.

Saying that, I've not used the pre-paid cards before. I'm not keen on the idea of carrying a wad of cash over there either so that might be the way to go. Thanks - I'll have a look at that too.

Cheers peeps. Virgin Atlantic has a decent rate and I can add to my air miles through them too.

Any suggestions for where has the best exchange rate for $$ at the moment?

You're not wrong. I was 9 days overdue with the bairn and it was torturous. On day +5 the other half decided he'd chance it and go to a midweek NUFC vs Man Utd game at SJP. The temptation to ring the ground and get them to page him over the PA system for a laugh was overwhelming Good luck for when things start to happen

Subtle as a brick

See the post above

It's accompanying Hugh Jackman actually. All good

I've opened the Zinfandel that I forgot to add to the list. Cheers @@Meenzer