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Can you believe that?!

I'm hardly a bible basher. To each their own.

Lies

Fucking hell man, it still hurts to laugh...

Thank you And MF!

Who dunnit then, Jill? Although I'm pretty sure the company I'm keeping tomorrow won't give a fig either

Anyone else not give a flying fuck about who killed Lucy Beale? Sick of hearing about it.

Sachins for me but my knowledge of Indian restaurants in town is somewhat limited.

Ah, that's daft although she is a bit of a fan like. Never mind getting baby pictures out, when them two grow up there'll be a day-by-day record of their childhood readily available!

I'm gonna tell her

Checked with my friends in Florida last night and you have to do it 72hrs before travel at least. Best put it on the list.

Manchester to Orlando direct.

Thanks ts. Turns out I need a note from the bairn's dad aswell to prove I'm not trying to kidnap him and take him out of the country

What's the craic with visas for the USA at the moment? Do you still just fill in the visa waiver thing online?

Awful news

Is it weird that our primary school had a chess club? Yes I was, before you ask.

Oh it really was the dodgiest thing ever like

Happy birthdayness Andrew

Get Mrs P to pamper you for a bit

Honestly, I'm meant to be on the sick man! Right, any other symptoms? Shortness of breath? Tingling in your fingers, jaw stiffness, dizziness, nausea?

Indigestion tbh.

Had a bit of surgery yesterday (in my own theatre) and woke up in recovery to be told the surgeon had "nicked" a vein and I'd bled more than they'd hoped (about half a litre) Ideally I should have stayed in but there were no beds so I came home later in the day. On the plus side they'd cracked open the expensive vessel-sealing instruments that they normally reserve for proper emergencies. Perks of the job, I suppose - god bless the NHS

Had another sneezing fit earlier and nearly passed out. Fucking hell

John Torode, odious toad. That's my poem for the day. You're welcome.

One day at a time Stevie. Can't imagine what it's like to have to go through it but there's light at the end of the tunnel.