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Soooo, what fayre do you fancy on Saturday then?!

I couldn't get my head around mince pies and peas, thinking you'd been given festive sweet mince pies. Why would they give you another meal 90mins after the first one?!

I saw your pic on FB. Did you get many people dropping in or did you work your way through all of that food yourself?

We need a plan. If we're going to eat could we make it early'ish (5.30/6'ish) as I'll be heading home on the bus and don't want to leave it too late. Fish/Gem - you dining?

Great timing - I just accidentally deleted it Here y'are..

As if I'd even use my own version of that word!

Go to bed ffs! You're freaking me out

What the fuck are you doing up?! Have you wet the bed??

Happy 2015, my lovely bunch. Here's hoping it's better than those that have gone before x

Martin - check your Whatsapp.

What time are they playing like?! You're a nurse ffs - multi-tasking is your forte

Fireworks going mental from the house opposite. Most kids would sneakily watch out of the window having gone to bed half an hour ago. Mine shouts down "Errrrrr....I'm trying to get to sleep here!"

Don't you ever complain again about being left out of get-togethers!

Dear god

Get yourself out - it's long overdue.

Wouldn't be the first time you've jumped off the bridge tbf.. I'm waiting for a mate to get in touch to let me know if she's coming over tonight. She's having a rough time of it, and I hate the thought of her sitting on her own and probably being upset. (Is it really bad of me to secretly hope her other girlfriends are going to drag her to her local instead...?)

Put your wallet away, Martin!

Stop in The thought of getting (or trying to get) a taxi anywhere on NYE would put me off altogether. Some of my friends are going into town and "seeing where the mood takes us" I'd rather stick pins in my eyes.

You shouldn't lick your ringer pet, it's probably bad for you

Many. One at a time though, eh?

You've been watching too much shouty American shit on Netflix..

When we've what?!

Totally disagree actually. I don't agree with his opinion but respect the fact he's had the balls to air it on here, despite knowing it goes against the majority. I'm surprised at you actually Dave, as someone who's not averse to taking the alternative view on things occasionally.

Gangsta Geek?