catmag

Leave it mate, she's not worth it! 100245[/snapback] Oi, twatface - I'm at work with a streaming cold and I feel like shit. Thank you for the birthday thread and all the lovely pictures and niceties herein

If they were playing in my back garden for free I'd close the curtains.

It's utterly convincing. I'm really a frog

Pork sword?

99673[/snapback] Certainly explains his defensiveness following my inital posts in this thread. He's a closet Scouser!! Ey ey ey ey ey ey ey ey....... caaaaaaaaaalm down ahhh kid!!!

Wahhhhhh! I typed Y A both times........... This board is haunted

This is freaking me out now. I typed *you* in the first quotation marks in that post...

Top of the morning to you 99060[/snapback] And the rest of the day to yourself! 99100[/snapback] So why did you correct "you" ? 99117[/snapback] That's weird cos I didn't! Gol, quote your own post, type the same reply as me and preview it. It changes "you" to "you" How strange.

Not sure it's working like. 99533[/snapback] Yeah, but now your Bluetooth being knackered is the least of your worries!

Have you tried hitting it hard with a hammer?

How much you want for it? 99519[/snapback] Millions Nah - just face value. I'll PM you.

Best you stay in and get rid of your cold.... they won't enjoy themselves at all. 99442[/snapback] Aye you right Rag, its also nice an warm in the house, Im just having my half time coffee and it has much more Drambuie in it then the ones at the match do, its also not as far to walk to the loo! So I guess not being there does have its plus points 99459[/snapback] Pud said you weren't well petal - hope you're better soon. If it's any consolation, you missed nowt in the game and I'll guarantee it was a damn sight warmer in your house

I even have a spare one!

Thought Parker had a quiet game personally, but didn't think anyone deserved MOTM. It was a typical midweek, middle of February, freezing cold, nothing game. I spent most of it wishing I was sat in the warm at home with a cuppa.

This is definitely me today

Top of the morning to you 99060[/snapback] And the rest of the day to yourself!

I'll bring them Little Britain tickets for you tonight, pud

I went to WW years ago and it's exactly like Fat Fighters on Little Britain. It's also a con cos I was half a stone heavier on WW scales than I was on any other scales in the whole world, and my 'target weight' was that of an 8-year old child. Having lost close to 3 stone in the last couple of years, I have curves that I'm starting to be very proud of. None of this stick-insect business like

Awwww, how cute are they

From 2.30pm in the Trent sound okay?

catmag being hormonal tbh. 97550[/snapback] Oh Daniel, you're so funny

Welcome to those that were born in the "30's"......... 97512[/snapback] bit harsh that like! 97518[/snapback] I wouldn't cross me today if I were you

Welcome to the "30's"......... 97512[/snapback] I've been in them since last year!

Fucking hell Let that be a warning to everyone: please don't post anything from the papers unless you actually witnessed the incident first hand and can therefore confirm that it happened. 97510[/snapback] Whatever. I'm just not sure what the point of your original post was, that's all. Was it that Liverpool fans are specifically low-life, or that Alan Smith has suffered a nasty leg injury? Or was it taking the piss out of injured players, acceptable or not? 97515[/snapback] It was to highlight the fact there was a contingent of dickhead fans at the Liverpool vs Man Utd game yesterday. Is that okay with you?