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Wellllll - if you'd been on the A1 at Dishforth many years ago you would have seen me stall a glider at 400 ft.......... close....... very, very close indeed W Nile disease is for whimps - now Lasa Fever - there's a disease to worry about 91459[/snapback] I've got this mental image of you in a beige jungle explorer outfit and silly hat complete with magnifying glass and butterfly net. "Ohhhhh when I was in the tropical rainforest, I was attacked by the most venomous creature imaginable. I just bit my own arm off - that did the trick!"

Are you Karl Pilkington?

AF, you're not in the playground any more. You're a fucking grown-up. Stop whining.

That should be 'poooel'. 91398[/snapback] Pewel tbh

Any swimming badges? 91317[/snapback] 1500 metres, that's 64 lengths of Killy pool y'knaa! Aged 10. Beat that! 91321[/snapback] I've got my 5000m badge. 200 lengths of Washington pool in 2hrs tbh.

Howay man, mancy once told everyone I looked like Max Clifford - it doesn't get much worse than that.

Why are you joining in? I'm not aware that we've ever had a problem personally so why jump in with the clique? I've never personally insulted you and I'd appreciate it if you'd just stop. 91216[/snapback] Has to go down as one of the biggest overreactions EVER to a pixellated yella bloke rolling his eyes. You're doing it again, AF.......... 91219[/snapback] To you it's one roll of the eyes, but there's a CONSTANT stream of crap that comes my way from a few idiots here. I have a few people on ignore, but I don't see why Meenzer needs to join in. 91227[/snapback] mancy thinks he's Jamaican, etc.etc. 91243[/snapback] That just made me giggle The rest of the post was spot-on btw, ginge

Did he confiscate your football as a child or something?

Alex and Renton will be there in matching hot pants and feather boas. They both LOVE Erasure. 91185[/snapback] And you can wear your pink t-shirt! Eeeeexcellent! I'll get the tickets booked.

I've just discovered that Erasure are playing at The Sage in April. I'm very tempted...

Named after her cats actually! 90745[/snapback] So what's the lads name? I used to play 5 a side with a load of the lads that worked there. It's a small world! You know people there, Manc-Mag's eaten there. 90832[/snapback] Manc-mag's a tubby knacker with a penchant for shagging students. I suspect he's visited most of Heaton's eateries. 90921[/snapback] I did not have sexual relations with that student. 90925[/snapback] You did, like.

Even though you were referred to as a lad? 91079[/snapback] I hate shopping, can drink as much as any bloke, hate buying shoes and spend Saturday's at SJP and the pub. It's close enough 91081[/snapback] ....and have a cock 91128[/snapback] Nope, I'm just replying to one in this post

Nee bother petal - wasn't sure if you still wanted then. I'll bring them to the next home game for you

Even though you were referred to as a lad? 91079[/snapback] I hate shopping, can drink as much as any bloke, hate buying shoes and spend Saturday's at SJP and the pub. It's close enough

Just got back from this at the City Hall and it was class David Walliams even got nekked Anyway, I originally had tickets for the show at the Metro Radio Arena in April and then booked a flight to Sydney for 2 days before the show so I'm having to give up the tickets. If anyone wants to buy them off me, they're for Sunday 30th April at 7.30pm and they're £30 each. No timewasters, mongs or wankers. Ithangyou.

Robbie Savage Lee Hendrie Dennis Wise Danny Mills

Aye, hoy one my way and I'll help out if you like

Named after her cats actually!

One of my best mates bought the place with her (then) bloke when it was just a shell of a place and they did it up. All the decor and stuff is her work and she worked ridiculously hard to turn it into a fab place. Unfortunately relationship problems meant she ended up leaving him and the cafe.

I think you'll find its cos I was one of the coool lads and you had to apply in triplicate with a waiting list of 2 years to get in with us. 90663[/snapback] Alternatively, she was just one of the ones who laughed and pointed!

I heard one of the Legends shows one day last week (before the Pompey game anyway) and MM was spouting an awful lot of shite about Parker pretty much along the same lines as you've posted above. A few different people phoned in and tried to argue the toss with him and he basically spoke over them and just kept saying "But what has he actually DONE since he got here?!" Errrrrrr....have you actually been watching him play, Malcolm, or do you just have a massive personal dislike of him, cos for every game I've seen him play (mebbes bar one) he's played a blinder As for him not moving out of the centre circle? (Mr McGroin) As far as I can see, he's doing his job solidly in midfield, doesn't try and play in positions that he's not capable of, and doesn't try and take any glory by wandering up front and trying to be a hero. He quietly gets on with what he's paid to do - which is more than can be said for a lot of our players!

I religiously bought Smash Hits for years and cut out every picture of Bros I could find (however tiny) and papered my bedroom walls with them. My parents refused to decorate my room for ages cos of that..

His son died in the UK apparently, but the stuff about him not being told is true according to this.. Source RIP, little one

You know you experienced the 90's if any of these ring a bell..... 1) 10p Mr Frosty Ice Pops. 2) Gordon the Gopher and Edd the Duck. 3) You could do or tried to do the Prodigy step. 'You're no good 4 me....' 4) You owned or longed for an Adidas three stripe tracksuit 5) You owned a compilation tape with TOP TUNES such as "Mr Vain", "What is love" and "Rhythm is a dancer" and 'How Bizarre, How Bizarre" 6) Girls thought Blue Mascara was cool. 7) Girls actually fancied Gary Barlow more than Robbie Williams 8) The Racoons. 9) You owned a pair of Nike Air Max, and wore them to death 10) Mr Motivator/ 11) Running on the spot dancing. 12) You wore leggings/cycling shorts with long t-shirts 13) You owned a Bennetton, NafNaf, sweater shop jumper or waistcoat 14) Girls owned scrunchies in an array of colours and tacky headbands with their names written on in thick glitter 16) You bought Smash Hits for the song lyrics and the immense amount of stickers that you would stick everywhere. 17) You had a pen pal 18) You could only watch the Simpson's on sky 19) On a Saturday afternoon you watched Catchphrase, Gladiators, Generation Game, Noels House Party and then Casualty 20) You taped the Pepsi Chartshow on radio one and tired in vain to pause the tape before the annoying guy talked and ruined the whole thing. 21) Cans of Coke were 25p 22) 10p Space Raiders Crisps 23) A grey Fruit of the Loom jumper was a must have 24) Sharkie & George were the crimebusters of the sea 25) Puffa jackets 26) You used the line "it's a free country" every day 27) The Sky Sports Blimp. 28) Impulse body spray for girls. 29) Hooch Alcoholic Lemonade. 30) 'Don't forget your toothbrush', 'TFI' and Big Breakfast with Chris Evans 31) You had at least one troll 32) You know the dance to Macarena and Saturday Night. You also tried to scat like Scatman John. 33) You watched Baywatch and longed for the day that Eddie & Sharni got together 34) You watched Byker Grove 'ha ha ha whatcha laughin at!' (the themesong ending), and saw PJ get shot in the eye with a paintball. 35) PJ and Duncan, not Ant and Dec. 36) Shellsuits & bumbags! 37) You longed to live in Beverley Hills 90210 38) Home and Away was a prime time ITV programe watched by millions 39) You owned a Spice Girls album 40) Fruit salads and black jacks 41) Strike it Lucky on a Sunday night with Michael Barrymore when he was straight & married 42) Chain letters 43) You had fake ID 44) You remember Todd Landers in Neighbours 45) You religiously watched Saved by the Bell on a Saturday morning 46) You more than likely lost/nearly lost a wobbly tooth on a wham bar. 47) CK one (probably the fake one from the market) 48) Going Live, then Live and Kicking was the place to be on a Saturday Morning - you know you remember the number 0181 811 8181 49) You knew every word to the theme tune from Fresh Prince of Bel Air 50) You collected Premier League Stickers and did swaps at playtime 51) Girls wore crappy lipstick such as - coffee shimmer, heather shimmer and birthday suit. 52) You wore Kickers and Wallaby's with the tags hanging from them 53) You thought saying - "I know you are, you said you are but what am I" to every cuss that that came your way 54) "Love Got The World in Motion" with the John Barnes Rap 55) You used to run away from some thing and shout ' leg iiiiiitt' 56) Had laces that were twirly, so tied themselves; only available is bright florecent colours. 57) You had one of those ethnic striped indie tops - probably in purple. 58) You said lush at least once every hour and everything was cool. 59) Status was achieved and judged by the number of friendship bands you had. 60) Coming home and watching kids TV like the broom cupboard.