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Too many screaming, attention-seeking queens on here tbh.

Never had you down as a fan of Aretha tbh. 93711[/snapback] u no nuffin about me! 93733[/snapback] Charva children - don't you just love 'em?

Be very, very careful what you insinuate here, lads........

There y'are, Luke - I've posted it for you..

Fancy standing there filming him while he's crying! Bastard.

I can't bear his bleating, whispering voice either, it gives me the creeps. Glad to hear Roeder challenge O'Werepig's comments - the man (O'WP) is and has always been a bad and bitter loser.

It's a hand-carved wooden dolphin that I brought back from the Maldives.

I tend to forget to feed that one

I think Florence thinks she's an ornament.....

I lost one of my little darlings the other day and as they're not old enough to go out yet, I knew she must've been in the house but I checked all the usual spots and couldn't find her anywhere. After a frantic search (I was typically on my way out of the door and in a rush) I just caught sight of the tip of a tail under my bed. She'd managed to crawl into the suitcase that lives under my bed, despite the fact there's only a 1" gap between the top of the case and the underneath of the bed. She's like ferkin Houdini in reverse

Didn't he start getting really abusive and went a bit mad? (Well, he was always a bit mental, but you know what I mean...)

And send the entire male population of Toontastic into a frenzy? Don't be daft

I want to be outraged, but.... I'm paranoid about the toilet lid being up in my house cos I just know that if it was - the kittens would be in there! I found one of them inside the laundry basket with the lid on it the other day - didn't have a clue where it was, I could just hear this high-pitched mewling

Minty-fresh breath, only 2 calories, a rare penalty save from Given and a marvellous away win! They need to buy them in by the truckload!

92935[/snapback] Oi!

Just as an aside, 'Skeleton Bob' sounds like he should be a Simpsons character. Do carry on....

Nope - that's it. One's head first and one's feet first. And you having to be a fucking nutcase to do either.

Your newly-acquired man-boobs?

Jimbo?

Can you imagine? Knowing your tolerance of stupidity, I think you'd probably walk out after a day.

First funny story of the Olympics - Zach Lund who is the top slider on the US Skeleton team has been banned after taking a hair-restoration pill that contains an ingredient which can mask steroids. Unlucky! All that for a thich, shiny barnet eh? http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/other_spor...rts/4701620.stm

Just heard on the radio that they're holding auditions for BB7 at St James Park at 9am today. There are people queueing up already apparently. Anyone going to own up to being part of this?

I was in Pani's yesterday for a rather marvellous cappucino. Very nice it was too

Good gawd. Why would anyone do that? 92300[/snapback] I can imagine you there sat shivering and complaining all the time. And giving the barman evils when he asks if you want ice with your drink. 92301[/snapback] It's just WRONG!!

Good gawd. Why would anyone do that?