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You sure her name isn't actually Munter? (Me being the picture of beautifulness and all that )

All women with PMT have the right to cry at will and must be fed chocolate regularly. They also have the right to throw pans without fear of reproach.

Happy Birthday pet

I won't eat any beans but Heinz. None of your strange flavoured ones either, just plain old-fashioned Heinz beans. 70371[/snapback] Goes down south for a few years, comes back la-de-da Lady Muck. 70378[/snapback] Fur coat and no knickers tbh. 70379[/snapback] Cheeky fucker!

I won't eat any beans but Heinz. None of your strange flavoured ones either, just plain old-fashioned Heinz beans.

It's a Monday.

You can get the train then Good luck finding one!

He's going to get a boxing on Boxing Day tbh 70334[/snapback] I need both of you soopafan's addresses so I can pick you up btw. Sort it! 70336[/snapback] I know the manc's Oh and thanks for the card Samuel I liked my title on the envelope btw - the postman was suitably impressed

I never even realised we pronounced film differently until I went to univorsity (sic). All mancs talk dead camp though but I always knew that 70312[/snapback] It's not that you pronounce it differently-you actually manage to completely fail to pronounce it at all. Which for a one syllable word is spectacularly fucking thick tbh! 70317[/snapback] Hayton tbh 70324[/snapback] And Horton

Wasn't it Bridget's birthday yesterday too? Where is she these days?

Hippy, Hoppy, Happy Birthday!

So what's on your tree?

'Peasepud made?!' How very dare you!! I'll have you know I camped outside of Alan's house for 4 days and nights to get that shirt signed! I didn't like, but it wasn't the easiest pressie I've ever organised.

Divnt knaa what you're laughing at....... http://artpad.art.com/?irradf161w0 69627[/snapback] That link not working for me

I was listening to the 3rd part of the Ricky Gervais podcasts earlier and there was something that has made me curious. There was a bit about buying toilet roll in a shop and all 3 of the presenters said there is no way they would just go into a shop solely to buy toilet roll. Having just had a conv with Gemmill about it and his direct quote was "There's no way I'd just go in a shop and buy toilet roll on it's own! Even if I just bought a paper and some chocolate with it, I'd have to buy something otherwise the person behind the counter would just know I was going straight home for a shit!" So is that a boy thing? I have no qualms about going and buying loo roll on it's own, but then I suppose girls need loo roll more than boys What a lovely subject for tea-time eh?

That looks nowt like Max Clifford! 69507[/snapback] For that - here's you.. http://artpad.art.com/?irqwddpo8dk

I've taken the liberty of doing one for manc-mag too - hope he doesn't mind http://artpad.art.com/?irqvvy73me4

http://artpad.art.com/?irqvks84rw4 Meow

I think we can just about cope with one of you never mind any more!

100 Greatest Christmas Moments, Channel 4 at 9pm. Ho, ho, ho... etc.... Just noticed that Fairytale of New York is being re-released tomorrow aswell Proceeds from the single going to the Justice for Kirsty campaign as it coincides with the 5th anniversary of her death.

Belated wishes Ms T

I'm sure he has a very full sack! Aaaaaand I'm going to leave that one there....

At least with the bloke in my first post, you know you'll be getting a pressie!

46 with mine and I know 2 of them Looks like I'm the common bird around here!