catmag

Player of the yeas?

Jimbo, is it you that makes Alphabites?

Sunderland struggling for 30,000 supporters today according to the radio... EDIT.. Commentator "Well, it is on the telly so a few people will have stayed at home for this one..."

I thought exactly the same thing when I just read that article. I thought it was much more recent than that.

Fffffffffffffffffffffff.........................luffy kittens!!!! (Courtesy of Marty from Shameless )

They won 3-2 in the end.

Just hearing this on the news now. Three bombs gone off in tourist resorts on the island - apparently 19 dead so far... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/4300274.stm

Or on the positive side, we've avoided a potential defeat Yes, we should be winning these games but with Owen out it was always going to be tough. Just his presence seems to give the rest of the team confidence.

How does this sound? Asprilla's Foreskin what's the score You really are a fucking bore Your patter's shit You're such a Pric You're starting to get on my fucking wick I'll keep it short, straight and blunt Piss off now you boring Cunt Now if you thought the above was nasty Console yourself with another pasty Any positive feedback would be appreciated. 41692[/snapback] Now tell him what you really think

You've got nee chance - I'm flying high!

My auntie was having a new kitchen fitted a while ago and while they were pulling out the new one they found the budgie they'd assumed had flown out of the back door 10 years earlier.

So Parker and Bramle were "hit by (unspecific) injuries" and Souness has put a couple of the kids in the squad "in case there's any reaction" after the training where they picked up these injuries? So are they injured or not, Alan? Will they be playing or not? What are the injuries they sustained? Or do you not actually have a clue but fancied waffling about Dyer and England instead?

Work, work, work, work, and increasing grumpiness as the nights go on......

She'll need a few x-rays once she's done... 41100[/snapback] Funnily enough - I was thinking something similar. Every time she hits something I wince and think "Oooooo her arm isn't meant to bend that way! Oh she's going to snap her neck.......Ohhh..... !!!" Where's that smiley that covers it's eyes cos it can't look?

That's really quite disturbing.

Surgery Obsession: Meet the Real-Life 'Ken' Doll August 18, 2005 STEVE ERHARDT is a man in search of perfection. A virtual human "Ken" doll, the celebrity hairstylist and makeup artist has undergone approximately 30 cosmetic surgeries and subsequent maintenance and has spent close to $250,000 out of his own pocket to achieve his current look. ET followed along with Steve to watch him get Botox and hear his unique take on the ideal appearance. "When you're in Hollywood, you have to keep yourself together and looking good to extend your career," he tells ET. "My photo gallery in my salon is like a chameleon. It's pretty amazing how I've changed over the years." What started in 1987 as a nose job soon became an obsession. Steve went to the same doctor that worked on MICHAEL JACKSON, and intending only to get rhinoplasty, he also ended up getting a cleft chin. From there, Steve went on to get a facelift and lid work and has since added such things as pec implants, bicep implants (he was the first person to ever have that type of work done) and even painful butt implants, one of the most difficult surgeries to perform for both doctor and patient. "I'm content with myself now because I've done everything that bothered me," says Steve, who says he looked like a cross between PATRICK SWAYZE and DAVID HASSELHOFF before he underwent his various surgeries. "There's no one I'm trying to look like. You have to work with the features you've got." So, what's Steve's ultimate objective? "I think the goal is just to stay youthful and feeling good," he says. "It's not really to look like anything in particular. Keeping your face nice, you know?" "Keeping your face nice?!" Will you tell him, or should I?

Yep, the fetish for Old Birds continues.....

Ah well, you can always tape the Garraway cookery programme in the middle of the night. They may one day come up with exotic Japanese food instead of 101 things you can do with a potato and an avacado. 41037[/snapback] 101?? Surely she must have had to resort to "insertions" to make up the numbers. 41038[/snapback] You're definitely going to tape it now, aren't you?

Ah well, you can always tape the Garraway cookery programme in the middle of the night. They may one day come up with exotic Japanese food instead of 101 things you can do with a potato and an avacado.

Even when the alternative is Greggs?

The night shift can be canny (tonight - as it's flying past) or completely fucking horrendous (last night - 39 year old bloke who bled to death despite our best efforts) You just never know what you're going to get to deal with. I'm a bit of a night owl anyway so it doesn't bother me. Ask me next Wednesday morning though and I'll probably be near-suicidal. I don't think I've ever had Japanese for lunch

Sounds kinky. Just make sure you don't end up in A&E cos the hose is too small....

Hey I know I'm short Cath but [scarey voice] You are not alone![/scarey voice] 41027[/snapback] Oh hello. I've been alone for the best part of 2 hours like. Not even any lurkers I have had to eat chocolate fudge cake and double cream all on my own like cos there was no-one to share it with. Consequently.....

Oh and while I'm the only one here and talking to myself, may I just say that through-the-night telly is kerrrrrrrrrrrap! There was some strange American mini-drama on called Providence which was canny enough for brain-dead viewing like....

Did you know that the Garrameister does a dodgy 'Ready, Steady, Cook-esque' programme on the telly at 2am on ITV? I've just sat and watched it and it was pants like. Apparently she'll see us all again the same time tonight if you want to set the video when the Mrs isn't looking