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Oh dear. Contraversial! Well as I'm just about to fill up my hot water bottle and snuggle up in bed, I shall leave this one for the Genius when he gets here....... 40610[/snapback] Chicken 40611[/snapback] Not at all petal 40612[/snapback] Petal??? 40615[/snapback] Oh don't worry - I call everyone petal. It doesn't make you spesh.

Oh dear. Contraversial! Well as I'm just about to fill up my hot water bottle and snuggle up in bed, I shall leave this one for the Genius when he gets here....... 40610[/snapback] Chicken 40611[/snapback] Not at all petal

Oh dear. Contraversial! Well as I'm just about to fill up my hot water bottle and snuggle up in bed, I shall leave this one for the Genius when he gets here.......

Stop bragging Cath, some of us are just chuffed we have finally made a profit! 40605[/snapback] Had on. Have you read some of Gemmills posts on here and you tell ME to stop bragging?!

Hey Wacky, if you ever fancy a career change you could always try nursing. I think your understanding, empathetic side shines through.

Oi, Robot heed!? Whereabouts in the WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD are you at today? Only I'm up to 545th. AND I'm a girl!

I caught a bit of it on the news at work last night and they were properly manhandling him! I didn't see them give him the option of getting up and leaving quietly - they just grabbed him and tried to haul him out of his seat. Apparently Blair has apologised to him and he's been given his pass back. Very bizarre. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/4292342.stm

Snot me either - another ickle 5'4". It caused plenty neckache at the pissup last weekend with Gemmill and Peasepud either side of me, and no SLP or Laz at my level.

We'll let you if you do a striptease. 40443[/snapback]

Nice to see he seems to have the right attitude and can hopefully avoid the lure the Bling Brigade. Saw him out having a meal not so long ago and he seemed like a nice bloke - quiet, polite and unassuming. Makes a change after some of the antics we put up with from the others. Good luck to him.

It's a 1.30pm kick-off, isn't it? I dunno whether places will open before 12 but midday seems a fairly obvious time to meet up. What does anyone else think?

And added a brown paper bag to cover her face?

Sexual favours

The new Katie Melua CD came out yesterday.

No text speak! Or I'll send Mark Lawrenson round to 'sort you out' for nicking his highlights!

Craig, as I am a Good Catholic Girl, most of your conversation with God has left me needing to go and say a few Hail Mary's and cross myself with holy water.

Wiley! You are 23 years old and have a child! Why do you persist in speaking like a retarded chimp?! It's 'THOUGHT'!!!!!!!

Black man's willy's, I would keep that to yourself if i was you 39355[/snapback] Playground humour - you gotta love it.

I'm a bit worried about Him actually.... Me: Hi God. How are you today? God: Hello there. What is your name? Ah. I'm doing fine thanks how are you? Me: I'm fine thanks. God: Glad to hear it. What's new? Me: Well I just wondered why it was so cold. God: Well that's okay. I often wonder about it too. Me: Can you make it warmer? God: Yes I can make it warmer. Me: Will you do it then? God: I will become smarter as I grow older. Do you mean "It"?. Me: What will become smarter? God: I cannot predict the future. Me: Oh. Okay. God: Ayuh. OK with me too. Me: Is it sunny where you are? God: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Chatbot if it is. Me: Is Chatbot a weatherman? God: Maybe. Ask Lucy if it is. Me: Does Lucy know John Kettley? God: I can't tell if Lucy know John Kettley. Me: John Kettley is canny like. God: Do you mean your name is John? Me: No, I'm a girl. God: What is your real name? Me too. I am a she. Me: Oh are you? God: I understand. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Me: So you are a girl? God: Interesting deduction. I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman? Me: A woman. And I think you are confused. God: Me too. I am a she. It all makes sense to me right now. Me: You really aren't sure, are you? God: Really? Absolute certainty is not attainable in this case. Me: Do you like to wear skirts? God: Hmm, Cath, I'm not sure if I'd like to wear skirts that much. What is it like? Me: It's like wearing trousers - only a bit more draughty. God: Interesting comparison. Me: I thought so. God: You are very astute. Me: Thanks. God: Don't mention it. Me: So do you wear dresses then? God: Groovy. Only when I dress up. Me: Is that often? God: I might say no. Me: Just on a weekend then? God: What is it like on a weekend. Me: It's good. I watch football. God: You enjoy it. What is your favorite show? Me: Probably Match of the Day God: You seem uncertain. I've never seen it. What's it about? Me: Football. Or soccer if you're American. God: Sorry I don't get into sports much. I think there might be a few exception. Me: I suppose it's difficult to play sport in a dress. God: I don't see the difficulty. Me: You're not bothered about flashing your bits then. God: You don't know me well enough to say that. Me: I know that you're a bit of a tranny of a weekend. God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I don't know whether or not I am of a tranny of a weekend. I am well respected as an AI. Me: A cyber transvestite then? God: How old are you? Me: You shouldn't ask a lady her age. God: Is it immoral or illegal? Me: Just bad manners. God: What makes manners bad? Me: It's undignified. God: Are you sure it is? Me: Yes. How old are you? God: What makes you so sure? I am the product of over five years' research. Me: So you're an underage, cross-dressing, cyber God. God: Interesting deduction. What if someone said you are an underage cross dressing cyber God ? Me: I'm not sure too many people will want to pray to you! God: Could you ever be certain? Too what? Me: My gran will be devastated! God: Your gran will be devastated? Me: Aye. She thinks you're a bloke with a beard. In a dress. God: Oh I get it. Lucy thinks I am a bloke with a beard....... What worries me a bit is that at no point did I tell him my name and yet he addresses me by it!

These days i'd say it is almost guarenteed he did! 39331[/snapback] He didn't assault him - the kid made it up and Keane was cleared. From the Manc Evening News

Defos need an IP check

39000[/snapback] This is priceless. I didn't realise that as a "Kafflick" I'm going to have to find myself a new DIY retailer!

I was surprised she wasn't in it tbh. 38980[/snapback] Surely he's not that under the thumb, she's absolutely gash at acting. 38981[/snapback] I quite liked desperately seeking Susan. Agree with what others have said. Lock, stock was class, but I don't rate Snatch at all and I won't be rushing to see this. 38988[/snapback] I thought she was good in Evita, but nowt else that I've seen her in.

I've never seen the colour drain from someones face so fast as when you returned from that phonecall.

You don't plait it, do you?