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Such consistent arrogance in this situation is not attractive, Mr R!

Is this an open invitation or a poem about you and your cat? 37471[/snapback] It's my best chat-up line.

We're almost equals I purr to show I love you Want to smell my butt?

37437[/snapback] *cough* http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=1560 37444[/snapback] I'll just go and sit back in my corner and be quiet now.......

Just been sent an e-mail with some of these in. Thought you boys would like this one..

Oh Martin. I'm smarting He'll be tarting All over it In a minute.

Gold!

Yikes! Did a caesarian at work the other day for an 11lb 9oz baby. It sure as hell wasn't coming out any other way.

My point exactly.... Miss Aguilera should be seen and not heard! 37395[/snapback] Beg to differ like.

My auntie and uncle were booked to go to New Orleans this coming weekend - needless to say it's not going to happen. Their son was booked to go to Egypt 2 weeks after the bomings in his resort too. They're not having the greatest holiday luck really....

Social services took him off me. Currently living with an Iranian family in Benwell under the day Farazman. 37381[/snapback] Noooooooooo!!

Don't we all. Here.......

He sounds like a dodgy clairvoyant. 37252[/snapback] He's a medium, it says so on the label on his underpants. TAXI! 37254[/snapback] how you can even look people in the eyes after a joke like that is beyond me my sister is well into MH, it's a joke to me like... she keeps trying to convince me it's real... but I keep asking her if it was real why haven't they got someone a little more credible to front the show... Yvette Fielding? Jesus wept FFS tbh 37348[/snapback] Whereas the Dr Suess thread confirms you have no shame baldy 37364[/snapback] Awww man. Don't make him go and find it and drag it back to the top.

I think he also used to post as 'Warrington Minge' tbh 36818[/snapback] Now there's a blast from the past! How the devil is he these days? And I miss Lawrence Tureaud.

Worryingly I have seen a band who call themselves either Barry Cheese and the Crackers, or Sad Frank's Disco depending on their mood.

90% and I can't claim to have seen any of those movies!

Where is our budding journalist these days, anyway?

I should think so - if you've not opened it already.

Me too. I had a bit of an adventure to Brazil all planned out a couple of years ago but circumstances meant that I didn't end up going. I'd still like to do it eventually though and I'd also like to see some more of South America. There's parts of North America I'd like to go to including re-visiting NYC and New England, and various cities I'd like to visit including Paris, Vienna, Florence etc.. Anywhere's an adventure IMO anyway....

I've seen Lewis Guy play a few times for our reserves and he looked like he could be a handy player. Bit of a shame about City like - couldn't have happened to a nicer set of fans (with a couple of individual exceptions)

We normally meet around 1, Lou.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with blokes carring lypsyl. I don't carry anything in my pockets cos I'm a girl. I do have one of them Mary Poppins handbags though which is very small but contains everything from my purse/phone/keys to a hatstand and full-length mirror.

Agree. But what's much more of a pain in the arse is the people who post and tell uz THYRe rrreelllay pppsssssssssd and TOO P--ro00vve so woLLLL TYPpe wreeaaly ba dyly! Looc Iymmmmmmso ps-55sed. (this phenomenon was seen on the 'other side' from time to time and I am pleased to say I can't recall seeing it on here since we 'came home') 36396[/snapback] The aforementioned evening when SLP was on here absolutely hammered out of his tree has got to be the single most hilarious evening I've ever had the pleasure to be present for on this board.