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37437[/snapback] *cough* http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=1560 37444[/snapback] I'll just go and sit back in my corner and be quiet now.......

Just been sent an e-mail with some of these in. Thought you boys would like this one..

Oh Martin. I'm smarting He'll be tarting All over it In a minute.

Gold!

Yikes! Did a caesarian at work the other day for an 11lb 9oz baby. It sure as hell wasn't coming out any other way.

My point exactly.... Miss Aguilera should be seen and not heard! 37395[/snapback] Beg to differ like.

My auntie and uncle were booked to go to New Orleans this coming weekend - needless to say it's not going to happen. Their son was booked to go to Egypt 2 weeks after the bomings in his resort too. They're not having the greatest holiday luck really....

Social services took him off me. Currently living with an Iranian family in Benwell under the day Farazman. 37381[/snapback] Noooooooooo!!

Don't we all. Here.......

He sounds like a dodgy clairvoyant. 37252[/snapback] He's a medium, it says so on the label on his underpants. TAXI! 37254[/snapback] how you can even look people in the eyes after a joke like that is beyond me my sister is well into MH, it's a joke to me like... she keeps trying to convince me it's real... but I keep asking her if it was real why haven't they got someone a little more credible to front the show... Yvette Fielding? Jesus wept FFS tbh 37348[/snapback] Whereas the Dr Suess thread confirms you have no shame baldy 37364[/snapback] Awww man. Don't make him go and find it and drag it back to the top.

I think he also used to post as 'Warrington Minge' tbh 36818[/snapback] Now there's a blast from the past! How the devil is he these days? And I miss Lawrence Tureaud.

Worryingly I have seen a band who call themselves either Barry Cheese and the Crackers, or Sad Frank's Disco depending on their mood.

90% and I can't claim to have seen any of those movies!

Where is our budding journalist these days, anyway?

I should think so - if you've not opened it already.

Me too. I had a bit of an adventure to Brazil all planned out a couple of years ago but circumstances meant that I didn't end up going. I'd still like to do it eventually though and I'd also like to see some more of South America. There's parts of North America I'd like to go to including re-visiting NYC and New England, and various cities I'd like to visit including Paris, Vienna, Florence etc.. Anywhere's an adventure IMO anyway....

I've seen Lewis Guy play a few times for our reserves and he looked like he could be a handy player. Bit of a shame about City like - couldn't have happened to a nicer set of fans (with a couple of individual exceptions)

We normally meet around 1, Lou.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with blokes carring lypsyl. I don't carry anything in my pockets cos I'm a girl. I do have one of them Mary Poppins handbags though which is very small but contains everything from my purse/phone/keys to a hatstand and full-length mirror.

Agree. But what's much more of a pain in the arse is the people who post and tell uz THYRe rrreelllay pppsssssssssd and TOO P--ro00vve so woLLLL TYPpe wreeaaly ba dyly! Looc Iymmmmmmso ps-55sed. (this phenomenon was seen on the 'other side' from time to time and I am pleased to say I can't recall seeing it on here since we 'came home') 36396[/snapback] The aforementioned evening when SLP was on here absolutely hammered out of his tree has got to be the single most hilarious evening I've ever had the pleasure to be present for on this board.

Could be worse Cath considering some of the jobs nurses are required to do! 36375[/snapback] You can't really write a 10,000 word dissertation on cleaning up poo though really. Thankfully it's not something I have to do often in my current job. Gone are the days when this nurse mops brows and cleans up shit - I do the slighly more technical side of nursing now.

My word. It's almost as bad as Sammy's highlights!

The dissertation is the only bit I have left to do of my B.Sc. but I'm procrastinating like ferk over it. Because it's a nursing degree and specialising in Critical Care it'll probably be something very boring like The Prolonged Use of Mechanical Ventilation on the Unconscious Patient, or something equally as thrilling.

Real first name: Catherine Nickname: Cath, Katie Age: 30 Occupation: Anaesthetics/Recovery Nurse Location: Gateshead Language(s) spoken? English, passable French, fading Mancunian Avatart - why? Do you really have to ask? Previous avatarts? More of the same. Tell us when you first joined the boards? Nearly 3 years ago. Board highlights? Actually meeting some of the members and finding that they're not a bad bunch Board lowlights? The overuse of the c-word. What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? I'd be a travel writer Pets? An exiled cat - still in Manchester I play a bit like.... A girl Football heroes? Les Ferdinand, Gary Lineker, Alan Shearer Football villains? Dennis Wise, Robbie Savage, Stan Collymore. Best advice given? Every new day is a bonus - make the most of it. Ideal partner? Someone with intelligence, good-humour, good conversation and sensitivity. Ideal dinner date? The bloke above. Ideal meal? Anything with nice bread. Can you cook? Of course I can - I'm a girl! Current wheels? None. Biggest influence? My dad. TV programmes? There's nothing on telly I'd be gutted if I missed other than when we're playing football and I can't be at the game. Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish and chips Chinese or indian? What do you order? Either depending on what mood I'm, although I am partial to crispy duck and pancakes. Favourite tunes? Varies depending on my mood. If I had to choose one it would be In My Life by the Beatles Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Neither. Both look like they need a good wash. George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Where's the Johnny Depp option? Favourite film? Elf If I won a million pounds.... I'd travel. Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? From quite young when my parents would let us have wine and lemonade with Sunday lunch. Ever suspended/expelled from school? Never. I was far too much of a good Catholic girl Favourite insult? Too many Not a lot of people know that...... I auditioned to be on Blockbusters. Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? Probably about £150 on a cream suit for a wedding. How many pairs of shoes do you own? About 20. I was a late developer when it comes to buying shoes I'm obsessed with..... Many things! In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Content.