catmag

My word. It's almost as bad as Sammy's highlights!

The dissertation is the only bit I have left to do of my B.Sc. but I'm procrastinating like ferk over it. Because it's a nursing degree and specialising in Critical Care it'll probably be something very boring like The Prolonged Use of Mechanical Ventilation on the Unconscious Patient, or something equally as thrilling.

Real first name: Catherine Nickname: Cath, Katie Age: 30 Occupation: Anaesthetics/Recovery Nurse Location: Gateshead Language(s) spoken? English, passable French, fading Mancunian Avatart - why? Do you really have to ask? Previous avatarts? More of the same. Tell us when you first joined the boards? Nearly 3 years ago. Board highlights? Actually meeting some of the members and finding that they're not a bad bunch Board lowlights? The overuse of the c-word. What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? I'd be a travel writer Pets? An exiled cat - still in Manchester I play a bit like.... A girl Football heroes? Les Ferdinand, Gary Lineker, Alan Shearer Football villains? Dennis Wise, Robbie Savage, Stan Collymore. Best advice given? Every new day is a bonus - make the most of it. Ideal partner? Someone with intelligence, good-humour, good conversation and sensitivity. Ideal dinner date? The bloke above. Ideal meal? Anything with nice bread. Can you cook? Of course I can - I'm a girl! Current wheels? None. Biggest influence? My dad. TV programmes? There's nothing on telly I'd be gutted if I missed other than when we're playing football and I can't be at the game. Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish and chips Chinese or indian? What do you order? Either depending on what mood I'm, although I am partial to crispy duck and pancakes. Favourite tunes? Varies depending on my mood. If I had to choose one it would be In My Life by the Beatles Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Neither. Both look like they need a good wash. George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Where's the Johnny Depp option? Favourite film? Elf If I won a million pounds.... I'd travel. Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? From quite young when my parents would let us have wine and lemonade with Sunday lunch. Ever suspended/expelled from school? Never. I was far too much of a good Catholic girl Favourite insult? Too many Not a lot of people know that...... I auditioned to be on Blockbusters. Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? Probably about £150 on a cream suit for a wedding. How many pairs of shoes do you own? About 20. I was a late developer when it comes to buying shoes I'm obsessed with..... Many things! In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Content.

Sorry, am I.

We do have a whoosh smiley don't we? 36242[/snapback]

Fix!

Are you Yoda?

He was already in Boro(ish) and locked in his office due to a toxic release outside...

Meez - clotted you say? You might want to see a doctor about that!

Is that this evenings dessert in your house?

If you're making something involving melted chocolate, don't be a pig and scrape the bowl out after you've finished. I know that smiley would come in handy at some point....

Thats a shame mate,sorry to hear it especially if you knew him well. On a lighter note, i would quite willingly pay the entrance fee for my neighbours if i thought they would drop down dead, noisy stinking bastards. No Catmag, I'm not jesting before you ask. 36137[/snapback] Wasn't going to say a word!

Gimp mask? 36066[/snapback] Oh, I was led to believe he was locked in a cupboard with you and you'd had beans for tea last night.

A present for you.. Hope you get out alive.

Done 36053[/snapback] Thanks. Hope you don't get in too much trouble from Gol

Condolences to you and to his family. Awful thing to have happened.

I thought of that and then thought there was a possibility that you were in Durham for work or something. Decided to leave well alone anyway in case I made myself look daft. 36038[/snapback] I fail to see the element of risk tbh. 36040[/snapback] Predictable tbh.

I thought of that and then thought there was a possibility that you were in Durham for work or something. Decided to leave well alone anyway in case I made myself look daft.

I'm not sure what they're charging for us this season but I remember being outraged at the price a couple of seasons ago when we got there to discover the place was a complete hole.

Yeah, it's common knowledge that the first sign of madness is getting the answer to a question you haven't asked yourself yet. Silly me 35925[/snapback] Pack it in - the pair of you!!

Almost certainly not the first person to have been disturbed by the contents of Cath's underwear drawer, I'm willing to bet. 35870[/snapback] Rifled through it often have we? 35871[/snapback] In hindsight, a rifle would have been a sensible precaution. 35873[/snapback] If you could return the items you stole that day then I'd appreciate it an'all.

thong? 35861[/snapback] Aye 2 of them, just to be cosy.

Putting all the arguments to one side about who said what between Souness/Bellamy etc, from what I saw of the match on Sunday it looks like Bellamy's finishing is just as good as it ever was. Pace and skill are wonderful things but they mean shite all if you're a forward who can't actually manage to put the ball in between the sticks. Now going back to the arguments thing - Bellamy didn't like being told what to do and he thought he was bigger than the club. He put his pet lip on, thought he was clever and undermined everyone including the fans by running to the press and stamping his feet like a spoilt child. Bye bye, Craig..

I love winter as long as I can stay in the house. I HATE being cold. I'm going to invest in some thermals for the winter matches I think

It is a bit 'pink' like 35856[/snapback] Suits me! Although as peasepud pointed out I shouldn't even be playing..