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Is the cushion to ease the pain of the haemorrhoids, old woman? 4614[/snapback] No, it's to beat you around the head with for being a cheeky fucker.

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Looks like you have the same keyboard as me 4603[/snapback] Looks like you have the cleanest room on the planet. Did you hoover and polish just for that photo? 4607[/snapback] No - that pic was taken not long after I moved. It's just as tidy like except for a couple of CD's and a glass of blackcurrant juice on the desk at the mo. That box is gone and there's a sofa bed there now.

Looks like you have the same keyboard as me 4603[/snapback] It's just a bog-standard Packard Bell one. I finally got round to ditching the old monitor and got a lurvely flat screen one a few months ago when I moved.

Sorry - wasn't meant to sound patronising you know? Just a firm believer in everything happening for a reason.

Have you not been in that other thread?!?!?!?

Don't you think that if you were really meant to be with her then you wouldn't have gone your own ways petal?

Howay man - I'm going to Holy Catholic Lourdes tomorrow! I'll be struck by lightning as I step off the plane at this rate!

How about you Cath, Hitler or Jesus? 4510[/snapback] Erm, where's the Angelina Jolie option?

I'm quite worried about you lot now.

Are you for real? I reckon all that homo-accountancy bollocks has gone to your head! Gemmill's getting a new badge - a nice pink one! 4459[/snapback] Admit it. There's nowt you'd like better than to be fisted by Jenson Button in a shellsuit, Formula 1 boy. 4474[/snapback] Fucking hell, Scott. You're putting off me cup of tea!

Sorry...why the ferk are you doing it again? 4426[/snapback] Because someone else is paying and my mother guilt-tripped me into it. I was kinda hoping for a beach holiday so I could chill, but no, I'm going to Lourdes. Ah well, I'll go to heaven...* *probably not actually true.

Your avatar fascinates me. I find myself wanting to keep looking at it. And I'm not entirely sure it's because I like it.......

I think you misread the question it was SHAG not beat to shit with a chair leg while shouting "Look whats in the air tonight ye bastid!" 4412[/snapback]

Sitting in the house you got a spare ticket? 4399[/snapback] Yeah, but trust me on this one - you really wouldn't want to be there pet 4401[/snapback] hmmm the words Pyrenees, ice-cold beer, evening sunshine... yeah you're right, Id much rather be sitting here in the grey, misty rainy Gateshead 4408[/snapback] I was highlighting the positive aspects of the end of my days which will consist of being in a hospital at 7am, washing, dressing and feeding poorly-types and going to church several million times. I'm kinda concentrating on the last 3 hours of every day to justify why the ferk I'm doing it.

So what's your answer?! Bottler!

Sitting in the house you got a spare ticket? 4399[/snapback] Yeah, but trust me on this one - you really wouldn't want to be there pet

You know man! It has to be when that player there *moves pepper pot* has another one off the other team in between him and someone else *moves salt* when the ball is played.

Is that an offer? 4365[/snapback] Hopefully......what you offering? 4372[/snapback] Well I'll be in the Pyrenees drinking ice-cold beer and sitting in the evening sunshine tomorrow night. Why? What you doing?

Look at the eyes on that! It's hilarious!!!

Is that an offer?

Just about finished my packing cos I have to be at Newcastle airport for 8am tomorrow, so it's time for a quick trip round to the shop for chocolate!

Cheers guys!

What'chas doing ce soir then? Being such a wild and crazy chick I could hit the town and dance the night away being gorgeous, glamorous and irresistible! I'm actually off to the shop to get some chocolate, going to put my jarmies on when I get back and pour myself a glass of wine whilst watching Big Brother later on. Class night