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You playing out like? Forth is good for me.

They are when you've got a bairn who thinks he's Spider-Man. I'm sick of being the Green Goblin and Dr Octopus

If you'd reply to the fucking questions then maybe they would be!

He reminds me of Andy Murray for a start.

The Amazing Spider-Man 2. Prefer Maguire to Garfield.

Dave, even after all this time it still amazes me how easily you can turn from a perfectly nice, reasonable bloke into a condescending prick.

I know, I've done this for years...

That applies to the others too btw. Meet at half 3/4pm, eat at 6?

Soooo, what fayre do you fancy on Saturday then?!

I couldn't get my head around mince pies and peas, thinking you'd been given festive sweet mince pies. Why would they give you another meal 90mins after the first one?!

I saw your pic on FB. Did you get many people dropping in or did you work your way through all of that food yourself?

We need a plan. If we're going to eat could we make it early'ish (5.30/6'ish) as I'll be heading home on the bus and don't want to leave it too late. Fish/Gem - you dining?

Great timing - I just accidentally deleted it Here y'are..

As if I'd even use my own version of that word!

Go to bed ffs! You're freaking me out

What the fuck are you doing up?! Have you wet the bed??

Happy 2015, my lovely bunch. Here's hoping it's better than those that have gone before x

Martin - check your Whatsapp.

What time are they playing like?! You're a nurse ffs - multi-tasking is your forte

Fireworks going mental from the house opposite. Most kids would sneakily watch out of the window having gone to bed half an hour ago. Mine shouts down "Errrrrr....I'm trying to get to sleep here!"

Don't you ever complain again about being left out of get-togethers!

Dear god

Get yourself out - it's long overdue.

Wouldn't be the first time you've jumped off the bridge tbf.. I'm waiting for a mate to get in touch to let me know if she's coming over tonight. She's having a rough time of it, and I hate the thought of her sitting on her own and probably being upset. (Is it really bad of me to secretly hope her other girlfriends are going to drag her to her local instead...?)