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Yeah, whatevs..

Okay, I can vouch for the not a mackem thing. Clearly not the popular opinion, but not a mackem.

I'm onto you Dave, behave!

Can you lot keep me the fuck out of this one please!

I fucking knew you'd be trouble

Jimbo's telly is suspiciously absent as yet.

Stevie man, he's Irish! Conversation was not a problem As for angsty? Nope. Ruthless at times, maybe, but I'm not allowed to tell you that he's actually soft as clarts and very good company.

As well as the fact he gets to move back home/rake in more money/get away from the unabating baying for his blood, maybe his ego really is that gigantic that he thinks he can go in and be their saviour. Save them from relegation and be idolised for all eternity by the South Norwood masses. All hail the King! I'm happy to drive him there too. (I don't drive but I'll have a go in this case..)

Harsh! Possibly fair A woman with access to a cupboard full of anaesthetic drugs is definitely a powerful one

Ooooooo...

Anybody actually 'celebrating' and doing something exciting or is it early nights all round to avoid the inevitable anti-climax?

Aye, my cousin got one. Those that know her will not be surprised by this

Reports breaking of an Air Asia flight currently missing.. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-30614627

And just like that - he was gone. Houseful of presents that he won't see til Tuesday.

Not that he mentioned...

He didn't go to bed til nearly 10pm cos of church. I was chatting to my mam at the end and this little voice said "Erm... are we going home now - I need to get to bed here!" Then he told me he'd sniffed the baby Jesus (he carried him to the crib on the altar) and that he smelled a bit funny...

So what time am I allowed to wake this child up then....?

Have a happy day, lovely peeps x

Now have to head to the grandparents as it's my grandda's 90th birthday today. Am I the only one doing church tonight too like a good little Catholic girl?

So we've been wide awake for an hour and are watching Arthur Christmas in bed. It's gonna be a lonnnnnnng day

The last thing on my mind was sticking a specific song on! The radio was on in theatre and that's what was playing when he was born. Couldn't have been more appropriate like.

I didn't "have" it played, it was just on

I think you'd surprise people if they knew the truth

It's not good for me at all

Appear to be a real girl after all - The Holiday last night and Notting Hill just now. I'm going to regret this. Don't worry, I'm appauled at myself too.