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I'm not sure I even believe these levels of stupidity.

Brilliant

And trying to climb out of their cot. Something you won't realise til you hear the crash at 3am....

He said at 3am Not getting much sleep pet?

Well done Chez and Ant. All donations to the travel fund gratefully received

Okay, just nearly spat wine all over the shop.

How To Train Your Dragon 2. Loved every minute of it

Did you not learn anything from collapsing unconscious the other week? You said yourself it may have been an alcohol-related seizure

That's brilliant news Luke, well done!

Cheers pet

Always used to be. Decided it's time I was again Plenty overtime needed though

Thanking you! I've been once before but just for a couple of days and one of them was with a tremendous hangover. Hopefully will be there the best part of a week this time and it's now looking like the week before Christmas

I'm only letting you off because it's your birthday.

Hi We're all really lovely, but if you use the c-word then we might fall out

Have the happiest of birthdays! May it be boobalicious!

Mega congrats! Girl or boy? Weight? Girls need details

Anthony!!

Happy for any more NYC recommendations too please. May well be heading there in Feb just before my.....ahem.....40th

Howay man Holland, you useless gits!

Oh joy. School sports day here....

Ahh Boyo! Welcome back lovely. Hope things are good and the little one is doing well

Shut it, fuckface

Meant to do week 2 run 2 today but have what feels like a trapped nerve inbetween my shoulder blades. Had a particularly heavy night at work on Friday and it felt as though I'd pulled a muscle. Today every breath in is agony.

Is that what we've been reduced to on here?! The wonder of nature eh?

Brilliant! Thanks dude