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You boys can really turn any situation into filth!

Would you be impressed if I told you that I've just re-wired my doorbell after it stopped working and the transformer box started buzzing? All fixed now - all by myself

Would it be wholly inappropriate to make a joke about Operation Yewtree at this point?

Was that a telling-off David?

He does worse than that to chicken looking at his food pics....

Forks, knives, dessert spoons and teaspoons in the smaller bit.

5. Some kind of fish (not sure what) in a marinade of vegetable oil, chilli flakes, garlic, paprika, soy sauce, worcester sauce, red sauce and brown sauce.

You see it's exactly that kind of stuff that pisses me off. It's no wonder I'm single

It's totally fucking up my OCD that the One Show has started at 18.58 for the last two days and not dead on 7pm

Love the Iced Gem Proof that CT may have a sense of humour after all Peppers can fuck off and die though *shudder*

3. Side order of baked bean mash-which-would-have-had-chilli-flakes-in-but-we-couldn't-find them-at-Asda.. £1.25

Oh yes he is!

As a good Catholic girl, I could teach him a thing or two

Daddy is doing the school run in the morning, I've got the week of work therefore tomorrow I can have a real-life LIE-IN!! Glass of wine for meeee.....

Gassing is part of it, aye

You do know what my job entails, don't you?

There are no plans to open Level 7 for this match unless there is a dramatic demand for tickets. You stroppy fucker.

Our tickets came yesterday. Taking the bairn to his first ever football match And Ginola has been confirmed

You only ever hear the shit stuff about the NHS and individual hospitals so here's something I am very proud to be part of.. http://www.qegateshead.nhs.uk/QEtopinthecountry

200 people injured apparently. Looks horrendous.

Oh for god's sake...

Well they do stupid sizes! 3-4 or 5-6. He's 4 1/2 so I had to get the bigger ones.