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I wonder what reception it's got on Newcastle Online? They're probably lapping it right up, convinced that after an hour's sit-in, Ashley's going to come onto the pitch and conduct a live televised auction of the club on Sky Sports, and anyone who thinks otherwise is just a mackem troll who can 'do one'.

Aye, like a docile herd of black & white cows. Put out to pasture, safe in the knowledge they will return next season to be milked again.

What's the betting the new logo will be offered to customers for £5 as a plastic sticker?

How appropriate that we will be playing this game in a strip with an out of date sponsor's logo on it. Wonga is re-branding itself in the hope of shedding its dodgy image. Our re-branding effort for next season however is a new strip with their old logo, because Sports Direct had already bought them in bulk and they're already sitting somewhere in a warehouse ready to be picked by zero hours drones to fill Fat Mike's pockets with lots of lovely profit.

What's this formstripe bollocks? Is that supposed to be the black stripe down the sleeve?

A lap of shame, performed in box formation protecting themselves from innumerable disposable lighters by using the SD signs as shields, Roman styleee.

Three stripes and you're out. How is this even going to work when we play someone like Swansea or Leeds? It's basically white top from the back.

Cash4Gold?

says the gypo....

Unbelievably, this fuckwit is one of just 10 players Blackpool have chosen to retain. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/32794959 Even though he's not even been at the club since December, because, as he claims, they "took the mick" with his contract giving him "minimum wage" and pay to play, meaning he "couldn't fill his fridge". http://www.blackpoolgazette.co.uk/sport/blackpool-fc/nile-ranger-blackpool-took-the-mick-out-of-me-1-7222281 It seems Clarky's departure has smoothed that over, and they've taken up a year's option on his contract....good luck whoever is daft enough to take the managers job there.

I don't go to the match, I'm not a traitor to NUFC. If AO.com put out a call to action for everyone to go and rip the signs off and invade the pitch on minute 1, then I'd be there like a shot.

Queensbury rules? Or bike chains and dawg mess?

Combining Tom & Trooper's suggestions - why not rip all the SD signs off, and lob them on the pitch?

Careful now, that statement is at least three essays long. Don't want you falling asleep before bed time.

For one, they should be taking a moral stand on the boycott - none of this 'personal choice' crap - the people going to the game are traitors, and they need to make that clear to them that they're the biggest single reason why Ashley is still here. For two, for the final game of this miserable season, I would expect nothing less than a pitch invasion. Preferably in the first minute. Get the game abandoned and leave our fate up to Hull. It's beyond belief they're even waiting to see if the result on the pitch makes a difference to the future direction of the club. The stated position of AO is after all, that the direction of the club will not be changing unless/until Ashley is gone, right?

Portillo said this last week, and I tend to agree now - while it may be the case that in society Shy Tories don't speak up, it doesn't really explain why they lie to pollsters, when that process is anonymous, afaik. Far more likely is combination of errors in the way the pollsters weigh their data, or their actual methods (biased towards online polls apparently), and a late swing in the undecideds and maybe even Labour voters. The exit poll was spot on, even though that's also anonymous (they literally give people a ballot paper and tell them to mark it how they voted it and put in a ballot box).

Here we are....#OccupySJP http://ashleyout.com/articles/statements/west-ham-united-h-protest-announcement-occupysjp/ The grand plan is to stay behind after the game. Apparently until Ashley sells....so bring your tents. What a load of bollocks. Here's to another decade of Ashley if this is the best idea the AO bunker can come up with for the final game of the season.

Any chance he left a note behind, "There is no money left"?

Shut it you static caravan dwelling horse fucking bare knuckle fighting granny loving sovereign ring owning bin diver.

Boris Johnson's younger brother is the new Science and Universities minister. His career before politics? Banking and journalism. If Ed wasn't such a fuckwit, this would have been a perfect position for our very own Labour MP for Newcastle Central.

That's an odd article. It posts the working classes have been deserting Labour since before Blair, yet it doesn't say where they went. It seems to be suggesting some, esp. skilled, have gone over to the Tories, therefore its conclusion seems all wrong. It did end up with me finding this though: http://www.spectator.co.uk/features/9528312/inside-the-milibunker-the-last-days-of-ed-did-ed-miliband-sacrifice-ed-balls/ It sounds like Ed's campaign was every bit the disaster I thought it was. By all accounts one of their own press officers nearly had a breakdown when he saw the infamous stone tablet.

Fish is a twat. Short enough for you? All I see is some figures showing Ramsey won twice as many games as Carver, the inference appears clear. Maybe if you added some words to your posts, people might have a fucking clue what you were on about.

Wow. Maybe you should take some pills or something; normally people wouldn't have such a bad reaction to 30 seconds worth of reading on a football topic in the football forum. I've been bored to tears by our exchange here, and I find your inability to explain your petty cuntishness quite tiresome, yet I still feel quite mentally balanced if I'm being honest.

Do you have the attention span required for a Power Point presentation? I mean, this 'essay' taxed you pretty hard by the sounds of it. I don't wan't you to be cranky before nap time.

And entering a football thread to whine about how you feel your being wrongly blamed for nearly killing a workmate isn't self-indulgent? Put it in General Chat like a normal person, and maybe you'll get some live-ly debate, or at the very least a whiney deconstruction of your writing style.