Dougle

That’s like something you read in a Victorian “classic” novel you downloaded to your kindle because it was free. Three Men In A Boat or some such wiffle

Pretty much this from me too. All the best to the bloke Howeay The Lad

Coz we got loadsamoney. Richest club in the world. Gonna spend billions. To think otherwise means it's the end of the world as we know it (wow) or something…

Was he called Steve?

And all this talk about how much we are going to spend in January or the summer…. Where does this belief come from? Coz the new owners are rich? Mike Ashley was fairly fucking rich compared to some far healthier spenders ffs. My mate Steve is the wealthiest bastard I know yet his fridge is always empty, never has the heating on (hoose is Baltic), has a bus pass (free travel), still wears clothes he bought 20, 30 years ago “still in good nick mate”. Yet the daft get will happily drop £250 quid on a new shirt he wont ever wear, or pay £100 for a toaster coz its an investment and “err makes nice toast”. Wealthy fuckers ay?

Aye I think Eddie Howe could simply be the worst statement of intent they could possibly make. Well other than not booting the cabbage on day one, which of course actually did happen, really did happen.

Every time, since the takeover, that I've seen “sports direct” either behind Bruce or Jones in post match interviews, or still utterly dominating SJP I do wonder what the general fk is going on. Now with these latest Charnley/Jones revelations I’m completely baffled. Tomorrow is 4 weeks since the takeover and talk is about Eddie Fucking Howe.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/59144370 It's just me that hates the bbc isnt it?

Erm how did Steve "The" Bruce manage 20 years/1000 games as a manager then.....

Yum yum.... more bruce ball

2-0

Tremendous

Kelty is the real name of a real place?

Could be prophetable for them mind.

PotatoedYP

Fair play, must be great for them to have something nice to focus on rather than their usual 3rd division plod and bitter obsession.

Big Iris.

I have no idea where anyone’s parents other than my own and wor lass’s live. Is there a blue plaque outside their hoose? “Here live the Maw n Paw of wee Big Dunc: Mr Bigger Dunc and Mrs Biggest Duncet”

Do they put food on?

Aye but do you wear a Björn Borg head band?

4 minutes and 10 seconds I lasted on that shite. And we think our commentators are bad As to the shithousery bit, there was a neat, compact, edited version doing the rounds on twitter in 1974.

So how are we meant to check it out on NO if you deleted it after 5 mins.... just asking like?

The fucker is from Glasgow, moved to Blyth when he was seven, then fucked off to Leeds Uni