Dougle

Robinho signing should be Erling Haaland. What more can be said?

The fuckers still manage to make a headline out of it though.

In fairness to them, they are now a very well established third division club and they do have a shit team of players most of us have never heard of and wouldn’t recognise if they were on the till at Lidl (some of them may well be, to supplement their income). And aye a fair swedge of their tickets are probably free or about £10, what with them being nearly a non-league side. But that’s not a bad turn out, probably due to the pull of the big team they were playing.

"We are Newcastle. We have a BLUE wheelie bin,"

Eddie Howe once again lowering January transfer expectations, in his post match interview. Good thing, bad thing, who knows, but the bloke is definitely getting a tune outta what seemed like a well fucked violin.

Big Sam forer me marra. FTM

If there is truth in this, then either he has insanely bizarre expectations/ambitions, or we are quite simply nowhere near looking to become this dominant new force in football that we gleefully (unrealistically) hoped for.

Fucking Tremendous!

FYP

Both Tindall and Howe have spoken highly, albeit evasively about Fernández in recent press conferences. Who knows why he has been ignored till now. Might be an old issue, and that would lead to me thinking it may have something to do with his relationship with Graeme Jones, or at least Jones’s opinion of him as a player. The overlap is there. But hey as strawb says that’s conspiracy theory stuff. Makes you think though.

Nice. Do you know the bloke? Or his personal circumstances? Or are you just reacting to him stealing a football worth less than the price of a ticket.

Aye thats what I was saying.

In seriousness how could this be a good thing if the planned vision is Champions League, world domination and all that bollocks?

Absolutely. At best it will be a modest, pragmatic purchase or two and/or a couple of loans.

Clark. What a fucking bellend. I had a fiver on Fraser to score two. 33/1.

How many cocks does this shit suck for his coin?

Those were the days

Any news, anywhere on the DoF thing?