Dougle

Is he injured yet?

Aye I'd fully laugh my arse off at that. Probably the funniest thing ever.

No man, folk are just simply pointing out that the lad is a wee bit shite and certainly not worth the fee paid.... The cognitive dissonance seems to be much closer to home than you think. Marra.

The grown blokes on here who have criticised the lad have done so in a fairly reasonable way if you ask me, considering his ineptitude. This ‘striker’ cost £40 million (apparently), what the hell do you expect folk to say? “Ah well never mind, he’s a canny lad. Who cares about goals anyway?” You seem to have an incredibly low opinion of your fellow ‘mag’ marra.

Rondon 35% goal per game ratio Joelintion less than 5% goal per game ratio (For us) How the fuck can you still be attempting to justify him in any way?

Fuck off.

Endless political theatre/theater to distract the herd.

Fucking Blyth man. Blyth

Great day out though

Great day out. Delighted.

"Hmmm two hands..... do i really need to wipe?"

Aye the Bruce smokers forget the cash deployed for our forward line, that Rafa had nay chance of seeing. Joselu anybody?

Haha Aye so just deck the 54 year old bloke... nice

Wow, that arm band.... is that not a wee bit 1930s?

We get it mate. You love Stevie the Bruce.

Fuck Off.

“Well yes, I’m delighted to be sitting here eating this packet of Brussel sprout flavoured big Andys whilst laying this extra large cable. Delighted.”

So to be clear, Del boy's just been given a high profile, highly publicised loan for 10 million quid, from the Dell boys? Or am I missing something?

Jurgen Klopp's teeth man.

Scored the winner on Saturday. That's two on the trot for Blyth (the only two out of 13 this season mind.... ouch)

If by that you are insinuating that because of recent fan unrest, the desire of some of us for the club to be relegated etc., that us Newcastle fans are as fickle as the fuckwits down the road, howay man. Most of us have tolerated (just) Ashley’s ownership of our club for 12 years, 12 fucking years. Yet we are fickle?? Do you even know what the word fickle means? Our radgy friends are up and down like a fiddlers elbow, depending on which way the wind is blowing, or what day of the fucking week it is. FFs man get a grip you mackem apologist.

A non traditional mackem then

He did. Aye. We are just such subservient fucks.