Tdansmith

5 main articles on the BBC all about Liverpool this morning, it's fuckin' cringe-worthy.

Can't see anything but a 1-0 win or a 2-0 win or 2-1 win or maybe a 3-0 win or it could be 3-1 or 4-0 to Eddies mighty Mags.

Sir Taxexile wants to "Knock them off their perch" instead they are falling off their perches😂

Dodds out !

You must watch the match, imagine if we do pull off a shock win and you have to tell everyone you were at the pictures watching Barbie instead.

Summerville also looks a canny good player as well. If Leeds do go up they'll have a better chance of keeping them.

On your advice I'm putting my savings on this. I'm looking forward to seeing £70 winnings in my acc late sat neet.

😂 8-10 Kevin Ball gets his off the old lady, give her a medal btw

A young man walks onto the stage of Stars in their Eyes, on crutches, with a plaster cast from his feet to his hips. Matthew Kelly Introduces him as Simon. “It’s very brave of you to come out here,” says Matthew. “Please tell the audience what happened.” “Well,” replies Simon, “about a year ago, I was driving with my uncle when we had a really bad accident. Unfortunately my uncle was killed outright but I survived. I was trapped in the car for six hours before I was eventually cut free. The doctors had me in surgery for 12 hours but they couldn’t save my legs.” “That’s terrible. But I see you have legs now. Are they artificial?” asks Matthew. "No Matthew, while I was in hospital the doctors informed me that my uncle had in fact died. But they also said that his legs were fine and, with all the advances in medical science, they could graft the bottom half of his body onto mine. As you can see the operation was successful. “I have been having physiotherapy for six months and hope to be walking fully again by the end of the year.” A huge round of applause erupts from the audience. Kelly responds with: “That’s an unbelievable story. So tonight, who are you going to be?” “Tonight, Matthew, I am going to be Simon and Half-uncle.”

After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.” “But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer. “I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”😂

As they get closer, they can see the tree is draped with rasher upon rasher of bacon. There’s smoked bacon, crispy bacon, life-giving juicy nearly-raw bacon, all sorts. “Oh my, Pepe” says the first bloke. “It’s a bacon tree! We’re saved!” “You’re right!” says Pepe. So Pepe goes on ahead and runs up to the tree salivating at the prospect of food. But as he gets within five feet of the tree, there’s the sound of machine gun fire, and he is shot down in a hail of bullets. His friend quickly drops down on the sand, and calls across to the dying Pepe. “Pepe! Pepe! What on earth happened?” With his dying breath Pepe calls out, “Ugh, run, run! It’s not a Bacon Tree…it’s a Ham Bush”

"Pay it and take their targets because feck Newcastle" manc twats ! https://www.redcafe.net/threads/dan-ashworth-newcastle-dof.478683/page-15

Has Beale been sacked yet ?

Jonathon Ross was arrested this morning for stealing kitchen utensils. He said it was a whisk worth taking.

😂 This mackem whopper.... https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/i-honestly-dont-want-us-to-go-up-this-season-or-any-season.1627594/

Watching Lyon v Nice good game so far. Lyon look much better these days and I'll be looking towards backing them in the future games.