thebrokendoll

relegate 5 of them two divisions. start them all off on -50 points in the third division, ban them from european competition for 10 years and fine them the £300m they were hoping to benefit by in their poxy breakaway league. as for tottenham, their arrogance, corruption and delusion demands they cease to exist altogether, shitty, poxy, no mark little club.

I.dunno, you go.away for a couple of hours cutting gas bottles up to turn in to planters and the super league's gone all awry. quite comfortably the most entertaining thing to have happened in football for a long, long time. how the fuck do these cunts, along with the premier league who've been complicit in nurturing and protecting the greed of the big boys, ever claw back any credibility?

horrible little twat would've had to keep sneaking out to give mikey and bishop a quick call before daring to offer any input.

I'm getting a certain amount of comfort out of the fact that while that cunt masters was playing happy families with levy and werner they were dry fucking his tory arse in the background.

so, fucking useless as expected...... The Premier League have released a statement following their meeting this afternoon. It reads: "The Premier League, alongside The FA, met with clubs today to discuss the immediate implications of the Super League proposal. "The 14 clubs at the meeting unanimously and vigorously rejected the plans for the competition. "The Premier League is considering all actions available to prevent it from progressing, as well as holding those Shareholders involved to account under its rules. "The League will continue to work with key stakeholders including fan groups, Government, UEFA, The FA, EFL, PFA and LMA to protect the best interests of the game and call on those clubs involved in the proposed competition to cease their involvement immediately. "The Premier League would like to thank fans and all stakeholders for the support they have shown this week on this significant issue. "The reaction proves just how much our open pyramid and football community means to people."

I see scudamore is involved in a consultancy role in the meeting with the 14 little clubs and the premier league. wasn't he the stonking fucking halfwit who wanted to play a week of fixtures on the moon or something equally as absurd? honestly man just kick the cunts out the league with immediate affect, but expect masters to still be mulling it all over in 2025.

brighton have released a statement along similar lines to everton should refuse to fulfill their fixture with chelsea tonight.

well, possibly not by us!

not sure what to say on this really. the game was hardly recognisable to the one I fell in love with as a young kid with his dad in the late 60s in the old popular side. turning a teenager in the 70s on the leazes end and grasping the passion and tribalism that went hand in hand with supporting your team, your club. whilst ashley seemingly has had no part in this breakaway he shares the same trait as these six utter cunts owning the so called big six, there's not one of the fuckers got the remotest idea of what being football supporter is about, they're completely detached from reality. they can all go fuck themselves.

richard masters man, he's a smarmy, greasy, lying tory cunt. a sort of rees-mogg of the football world. but then throughout the ashley era, with the notable exceptions of keegan, benitez and a few of the players, just about everyone employed by the club at high level and indeed those who've felt the need to get themselves directly involved are utter cunts. from the fat lad himself, through charnley, bishop, wise, llambias, jiminez, justin barnes, pardew, bruce, richard keys, rio ferdinand, tim sherwood, luke edwards, robbie fucking savage etc etc. it's like some kind of obscene, festering pile of human scum. you shouldn't even be able to make it up really.

fair play mate. the only number I.have in me phone is the wife's and sometimes even she blocks me.

I'd find it hilarious if a fucking molotov cocktail blew up in his face.

so that's 4 more points than my wildly pessimistic predictions post brighton game and it looks like we're safe.. and oh what joy that brings, no takeover in sight, ashley, charnley and bruce overseeing another season of rotting decay. fucking brilliant!

mr sheen was superb in apocalypse now, I'm sure you'd agree? as regards NUST.... for fucks sake man, a 2 or 3 day fanfare leading up to what amounts to a fantasy, tolkein would've struggled to compete with this.

ah, the ponte vecchio, best avoided as the giant rats are more than capable of leaping up there to attack tourists. and another thing.... why have the statues got such small willies? it's hardly befitting the Italian male macho image!

i'd have pardew back over this fucker and pardew literally made me flesh crawl. things are a bit shit at the minute!

did you wear it during the fulwell melee mate?

in the very likely scenario whereby he's got us struggling in the bottom half of the 2nd division there's every likelihood he'll have a breakdown. he's probably close already.

I didn't look at the prices mate, I was too scared! I worked at the fucking huge hitachi train manufacturing plant at nearby pistoia and they charged about €8 for a lunchtime meal of slop. and by god it was fucking slop mind, guaranteed to sway the opinion of even the most ardent of italian food lovers in here!

in a similar way in which the planets aligned for pardew's fifth place finish, they're now aligning again for the payback. after the inevitable sales, an abysmal squad. an uninterested, clueless and malicious owner. plummeting crowds. and fucking bruce, we're fucked we could quite easily replicate the mackems double relegation.

if the best meal you've ever had in your life was in florence, then it's safe to assume you must be fucking loaded mate. florence... some nice buildings, shitloads of giant fuck off rats swimming about in the arno and a population hell bent on ripping you off of every euro you own with the most extortionate prices anywhere in europe outside of switzerland!

aye. I've driven down there a few times and always stocked up with toblerones in switzerland just in case I get hungry during my stay.

toonpack's nailed this I'm afraid lads. pasta as well, same bland shit, different shapes and invariably covered in chopped tomatoes. work's took me to Italy on a fair few occasions and ive always found its advisable to take lots of sandwiches as the food's very overated. with the exception of gorgonzola, which is quite comfortably the finest cheese in the world. you can only assume the Italians on this occasion alone hit on very, very lucky when they invented it.

how old were you back in those heady days then essembee? if only you could've delayed it a few years my star jumper, oxford bags and blood red astronauts would've joined you in the fray!