thebrokendoll

I reckon bruce is now serving up the worst football of any manager in my time watching newcastle. bearing in mind he's had some pretty stiff competition from the likes of mcgarry, charlton, allardyce that's quite some achievement. not only that, he's managed in a relatively short space of time to at least draw level with if not even nudge ahead of the likes of dalglish, souness and pardew in the utterly dislikeable, horrible cunt stakes. remarkable, blisteringly fast progress on both counts. fuck off bruce, you fucking repulsive fat mess.

hat doffed.

do birds sing so gay?

top blokes... cheers lads! (well, maybe!)

holed up in the campervan deep in the brecon beacons (probably very much to the dismay of mark drakeford) with a surprisingly good signal. nufc.com's list of overseas tv channels don't feature on mobdro so if anybody has a link to a streaming channel that won't give me phone covid or any other virus it would be much appreciated. cheers gents!

fuck ryder and his mates at the chronicle, the budding poets laureate on here deserve far greater recognition.... https://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/38758-heres-a-poem/

outstanding. I've no doubt there's a barrel of sherry winging its way to you as we speak.

essembee is old school mate, the south begins at scotch corner, cockneys slightly below the midlands. by the time you get to sussex you're as good as french.

hanging out at those fish markets again, i'll be bound.

i think they opted for the 'nearly australians' in the end mate.

good. the premier league deserves to die.

easy one sitting read if you've got nowt on and chilling for the day, thoroughly enjoyed it..... https://www.amazon.co.uk/Live-Outside-Law-Operation-Britains/dp/1846687969/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3TX2ME98UL2UX&dchild=1&keywords=leaf+fielding&qid=1601808422&sprefix=leaf+fiel%2Cstripbooks%2C337&sr=8-1 ps.... it's about one of the gang who produced vast quantities of lsd and were bust by operation julie!

he managed a win thanks to asm against the only team in the league who arguably play worse football than us and he thinks this gives him a reason to be smug? I fucking hate the stupid, fat, ugly, lying, complicit cunt. I'd be willing to bet at that moment he was wishing he finally had the opportunity to play who let the dogs out..

and profoundly fucking stupid.

is it bad that sole the reason i'm gonna watch this shite is in the hope of witnessing bruce have some kind of breakdown on the touchline?

i'd rather square up to half a dozen drunken yokels from redruth than a swarm of midges from argyll and bute!

i think grockle is more a devon thing, means the same though, a derogatory term for tourists or people who buy up second homes etc. i'd opt for the west coast of scotland (he says with reasonable confidence the mrs will never read this!), but only just.

fucking tin mining cunts.

@Kid Dynamite aye actually, fuck it, go to devon instead. they put their cream and jam on the scones the right way round there. they also make better pasties!

my mrs is cornish, she'd have us emmits at neither!

couple of favourites of mine, both on the south coast... http://www.greatkellowfarm.co.uk on a hill (a bloody steep one if you've had a few!) above the fishing village of polperro which is very quaint and cornish with some cracking little bars. the first one you'll come to at the bottom of the hill from the campsite (forget its name) serves good food. the coastal walk from polperro to fowey is the longest six and a half miles you'll ever walk in your life, beautiful... but get the bus back! and going further west (you've got a van, you should use it!) probably my favourite of the two... https://prussiacove.co.uk/camping/ another lovely little site with a couple of gorgeous secluded little coves, prussia and bessys. again the coast walk is stunning, this time towards marazion and st michaels mount and a stop off at the victoria inn at perranuthnoe en route!

if i had to select a top 10 of stunning debut albums this one would feature right near the top. mind you, i reckon that top 10 would predominately feature punk albums! anyway, an absolute classic and well worth a revisit.

I'm with you both on this. furthermore, you should feel no remorse for these thoughts. I woke up every fucking morning for 34 years hoping it would be the day thatcher died. when she did I felt not one shred of guilt!

it needs to be somebody really, really shite.

anybody want to borrow a dog?