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I reckon we should buy 11 players who are currently regarded as being the best in the world in their respective positions no matter what their age or cost. we should then put them on a pitch as a team and tell them to go out there and do the things they're good at. it can't fail and should be brilliant.

squirmingly embarrassing to watch hancock here. fucking clueless, incompetent liar as well as being clearly hung out to dry.

what in the name of god is that monstrosity 'nukehasslefan' fucking wittering on about on page four??

@williamrickson I'm 57, I was 6 when we won the fairs Cup in '69, I only have very faint recollections of it. other than a few years idolising supermac as a kid, the keegan promotion season in the mid 80s and the keegan and robson managerial years it's been a pretty rough ride for half a century. none more so than the last 13 years under the ownership of the hideous fat cunt from sportsdirect. I'd given up hope of ever seeing my club winning anything in the time I have left and who knows it might still be too late? what I do know is if these saudi's along with stavely and the reubin brothers make the possibility of seeing us lift some silverware come to fruition I'd happily sell me soul to the devil and I'm not really bothered how unethical that makes me. as regards yourselves and the mansours... about the only consideration I've given it is I wished to fuck they'd bought us instead back in '08 and I'd have been equally as morally bankrupt than as I am now in my happiness at seeing the back of a parasite whose sucked the soul out of nufc.

a confirmation of sale announcement today would be the final push needed for complete garden lockdown alcoholism!

and a profoundly stupid one at that. doesn't he know that as a coventry supporter he's supposed to a bitter enemy of the mackems not us?

imagine if after all this man the premier league knock the saudi's back. ashley pockets £17m for nowt, richard keys goes on a twitter trolling frenzy and bruce signs an ageing glen keeley ready for the start of the new season!

fantastic header of the ball.

I wish to god it'd been me.

dear me. it's all gone a little bit awry for the warlord. definitely give his mrs the pounding she's been missing out on though!

nice speech. fuck off.

and matt hancock.

and martin samuel.

I hope our wonderful new owners execute ashley.

love those boys. truly the salvador dali's of the youtube world!

I'm bordering on being optimistic, this is quite remarkable for a cynical old twat like me however, to return to type, I still won't be properly happy even if we're sold, it'll feel like a hollow victory without something really bad happening to the fat cunt!

fair play mate, very envious, it's one of the most breathtakingly beautiful places in the world I've ever seen. will go back one day, would love to re-do the road from castelaine (sp?) to lac de saint croix on me fireblade rather than a self converted mercedes sprinter! ps... not going to even attempt to give you any tips on going up cliff faces, however if you need to know how to out manouver french families in pedaloes I'm your man!

where were you climbing in the south of france? couple of years ago we hired a canadian canoe at lac de saint croix and paddled at great personal risk for a few hours up the gorge du verdon. watched some rock climbers who span me out and I believe there are far more extreme climbs in the gorge our canoe couldn't access. hat well and truly doffed if you've done any of these, I wouldn't even watch any of these climbers stoned never mind contemplate participating!

anybody else think hancock reminds them of the leonard rossiter character rigsby? greasy, smarmy and seedy. makes your flesh crawl?

stunning album, perfect for sunny lockdown afternoons in the garden with a naughty cigarette and a cold thatchers. ......

both the hallucinogen albums were good, twisted and lone deranger. posford had his finger in a load of pies during the early days psy/goa trance. well worth a listen to is hallucinogen in dub, remixed by OTT. psy girls were by far the minxiest of the party chicks, although I'd concede you were less likely to get hair wildlife with the drum&bass girls than you were with hippy hugs!

right then, just to keep this relatively on topic for a minute... ozora festival in hungary is unlikely to go ahead due to coronavirus. the legendary boom festival in portugal has already been cancelled. so in these days of death, misery and lockdowns a reminder to all of us ageing psytrance crusties of what used to be. and Alex, this what you missed out on, the most stunning party girls in the world!

took a lot longer for me to grow up! was driving down to hungary every summer till 2012 to ozora festival. do you know that one? packed it in 2012 because about 500 hungarian police turned up after finally noticing that 50,000 psytrance crusties (@Alex) from all over the world were turning up in the middle of nowhere 100 miles south west of budapest and openly taking enough psychedelics to sink a battleship! ah, the heady of the not so youthful. wonder when folk will get the opportunity again?

aye. we had sun readers keep thatcher in power for 11 years. nowt changes, the majority of people are as thick as fucking pig shit.

quite weird reflecting on that era, personally alternated between a saturday afternoon yob, a militant and then a summertime festival hippie! some of the original travellers I got to know and who were at the beanfield are still about and on the road, mostly horse drawn vehicles now and tend to crop stll with their own fields at festivals in the midlands/southwest. doubt that they'll get the opportunity this summer.