thebrokendoll

you're laughing about it but.... you're a new member, you've joined just before the barcelona game, you've been on a multi refresh mission that's invoked the jigsaw puzzle. I wouldnt be in the least surprised if you're one of the 4,500 accounts flagged for 'suspicious activity', in fact Iwould say it's almost a certainty. £37 well spent.

I literally don't believe a word that comes out these cunts mouths. lie, after lie, after fucking lie. and they'll keep getting away with it. there's a little part of me feels a bit sorry for the posh kids from dundee, if indeed their tickets have been cancelled. nowt more than pawns in a pr exercise by the club, pays a bit of lip service to the n.u.s.t. because these cunts are fucking useless, they're like the really shit shop steward in a factory who was even more shit at his job but gets promoted to chargehand because he manages to convince the shopfloor the union have squeezed an evtra 0.25% payrise out of the company they were always gonna get anyway. there's genuine supporters who were blocked from buying TWO tickets for the forest game. some fucking touts these mind, didn't even try to maximise their colossal profits by bothering to have the maximum 6 linked accounts, because they were gonna make that much fucking profit reselling their TWO tickets. fucking pathetic.

oh. the club will also pay lip service to the n.u.s.t. on ticketing issues. fully aware they're that fucking bollockless they'll roll over and have their bellies tickled to anything they're told.

the club are turning a blind eye to corporate box holders/their own staff/players and their families all selling to third party sites. it's why tickets are readily available long before they even go to ballot. look how many are already available for the fulham game. the club will continue to turn a blind eye to it, they'll attempt to pull the wool over the eyes of the profoundly stupid with pathetic demonstrations of 'ooh look at us we're fighting the touts' by temporarily blocking the accounts of a few hundred ordinary supporters using a few logins. meanwhile they'll fleece the amount of tickets going on general sale, they'll continue to siphon off tickets being sold back to the club to the point whereby 'resale' is becoming a laughing stock to those who have experience of how the process has deteriorated over the last couple of years. you literally couldn't have chosen a worse time to buy a membership, it's declining to farcical levels. anybody, particularly those who've had one for a few years failing to grasp this are, sadly, terminally stupid.

the thing is id actually doff me hat to them if this was the case, but it isn't. first chance I got to ring the box office today to find out why i couldn't buy tickets this morning was at 16.30. I was in queue of 50 odd people. in fairness to the box office they answered my call at about 17.20, 20 minutes after it shouldve closed. apparently they've been inundated with calls from touts like me all day. my account has been flagged for suspicious activity, multi logins, multi refreshes, potentially shared accounts/passwords. some of which they're bang on about. except of course im not really a tout at all, just somebody who wants to go to the match. the same as im sure are the overwhelming majority who try their best to improvise to get one of the 2000 or so tickets that go on sale on a monday morning. I pointed the young lad in the direction of here... https://seatpick.com/newcastle-united-vs-fulham-st-james-park-tickets/event/377424?quantity=4 and here... https://www.livefootballtickets.com/fixtures/newcastle-united-v-fulham-tickets-english-premier-league.html and asked him why the club were doing absolutely fuck all about the tickets already on sale for the fulham game long before the humble member/ordinary supporter even gets the chance to apply for a ballot. was it because these tickets were coming from corporates/staff/players etc? stoney silence on that one. fuck them.

a cunt, a liar and profoundly fucking stupid.

you shouldve saved your £37 mate. the ticketing website is a fucking disgrace, the cunts who run it are fucking clueless. last thursday there was a shit load of people who won the barcelona ballot, bought tickets and then downloaded the tickets to their wallet, were then sent a message saying their tickets had been cancelled. today a mere 4 days later theres a shit load of people who were fortunate to get a low place in the queue of which I was one, then got tickets in the basket but couldn't proceed to checkout. instead were getting the following message, despite having done everything as normal and correctly... beyond fucking shambolic, a fucking disgrace that a £billion company can't run a website.

and with that this match goes off.

by far and away the best thing about this game is mat hummel's mrs...

why the fuck has the worthless cunt got a mask on?? hope some fucker pushed the cunt over as he was going full pelt.

amir rrharmani. napoli and kosovo hard man central defender. take a moment to look in to this man's cold, dark eyes and will a bone shattering tackle tomorrow tonight. united we can create our uri geller moment.

embarrassing. stitched up like a kipper.

I think in the olden days we might've called this a whoosh?

bbc2 tonight and the 2nd opportunity to see our new german beanpole in action. and by god he needs to be considerably better than he was against slovakia otherwise I think we can safely say we've completely wasted £65m.

more than adam's even?

I'd be beyond fucking livid mind if the cunt called it the sports direct arena.

slovenia 0 sweden 1 elanga. well done lad, hope you compatriot comes on and snaps both legs.

just seen a bloke in his mid 30s walking up the high street in monmouth in a newcastle top. I quickly pulled in to a loading zone and watched his progress up the road just in case he needed my assistance from being assaulted by any unidentifiable mackems, with or without swords. thankfully he disappeared out of view without incident, the lucky fucker.

ive been on here for 6 years and made a friend. you've been here for 20 and everybody still.hates you.

I suspected it wasn't yours in truth. but I was hoping it was, dunno why, just I was.

I have. hopefully I'll get sorted on tuesday. if I do my very good friend mr toonpack is more than welcome to buy me several beers in the percy.

what rift? not even remotely close. im sure the wording is that the evidence the police have gathered should provide a reasonable chance of conviction, it's by no means a certainty. which is why some cases will still to go to court with somewhat flimsy evidence but rather for it being in the 'public interest' that it should do so. at the end of the day, if boyle is guilty and found to be so beyond reasonable doubt, justice will prevail and regardless of my opinion on bindippers, that is just. (usually) on the videos ive seen, it looks pretty evident where and on what a defence is likely to be based, if you're prepared to discount that completely without any further knowledge, then you're no better than the rabid cunts who tried to smash up his stationary car in the first place

c for me. edit... although in all seriousness I.suspect he realised his mistake. which was he'd stopped.

you find yourself sat in your stationary car surrounded by a baying mob intent on smashing it up and pulling you out of it, do you, a) put your head in your hands and sob uncontrollably. b) get out the car, admit the car was acting unreasonably and help the crowd smash it up. c) think things could esculate whereby you're in grave danger, panic and drive away.