thebrokendoll

what lunacy is coming out your mouth now?

first of the week

sort of aye. the lads who i got the lift with were from forest hall as far as i remember. my passport turned up in the post about 3 weeks later.

the bloke in the car deck got me off the ship and took me to the p&o ticket office and I explained to them i had fuck all money and no passport. they must've felt really sorry for me or just wanted the bedraggled bloke who stank of alcohol out of belgium so they gave me a ticket for a seacat hovercraft to ramsgate for nowt. when I got back to blighty and passport control I explained to the customs people what had happened, they just pissed themselves laughing and let me through without me passport. eventful trip, cracking match.

it's actually reasonably accurate that. I hitched from cheltenham to ramsgate and went over to ostend as a foot passenger. got to talking to some newcastle supporters on the way over who give me a lift to antwerp and back to ostend after the game. ferry wasn't till 4am so got absolutely hammered and crawled under the seats to get some kip. when I woke up there was no fucker on the ship, just me. staggered about for a while all confused and went out on to the deck and realised I was still in belgium. went down to the lower decks where the cars should've been and that was deserted too apart from one bloke in hi-viz and a hard hat who demanded to know what the fuck i was doing there. turns out a walk way had collapsed at ramsgate port killing 6 people and there was nowhere for our ship to dock so they got every fucker off the ship and diverted everybody to calais and dunkirk, apart from me who no cunt spotted crashed out under the seats. I had £12 and my passport was in the car of the lads who I got a lift with.

I haven't been over there for a while. have their 6 points been globally recognised yet?

honestly man. id resolved not to slaughter you today like I did yesterday.

I got left on a deserted ferry at ostend after the antwerp match.

never, ever had jet lag me. hard as fucking nails.

cool story bro.

aye, really classy. margaret byrne given the transcripts of over 800 text messages johnson sent to the young lass by durham plod as well as being made aware of his Internet searches on age of consent. of course she kept this all to herself, not a peep to the owner ellis short or the manager allardyce, no siree, not a word, they never knew a thing as she walked away with her £850k psy off. meanwhile the stupid mackem cunts serenaded their paedophile hero with 'he shags who he wants' and there's still shit loads of them defend him to this day, she was old enough to bleed after all. aye, really classy.

when he's speaking he manages to pull as many weird faces as that bald cunt who was sacked off masterchef for being a pervert. can't read him. can't listen to him. can't look at him. hes a cunt.

I can't listen to the cunt for more than a few seconds. is he of posh stock or did he move away for a long time? his attempt at speaking super geordie and getting it all wrong makes my fucking ears bleed.

I tried to do so with a comment along those lines but Instagram kept preventing me from posting it.

I would've begrudged him a move to the murderers however he'd gone about it. id rather the cunt got hit by a juggernaut.

is that genuine? hope the fork tongued cunt keels over and never gets up again.

he's frustrating to communicate with, and getting worse by the day.

spaniel tits and adam pearson.

I mean, even if there was even a semblance of truth in any of this drivel above, I'd still not be a cooper's nark.

fuck me that's one incredibly low bar. I'd rather read the musings of spaniel tits.

well.... only if I can add hypocritical to your cunt status? I was always quite impressed with the venom you aimed at hope previously. however that changed yesterday when you based all your fragile arguments on the isak sale on hope's shite article.

not to the tune of 40%, the skinny cunt has established as far too good a player to weaken our bargaining hand by that much. at the end of the day I accept it was probably best he left, but not in the manner he did or how it was achieved and to who. I don't believe we couldn't have found a more palatable solution to the problem, one that may have cost us some money, but also one that didn't make us look as weak as fuck as well as being vulnerable to something similar playing out again.

nah, not having that. there's players who spend longer than 4 months out with injury who don't see their value plummet by £50m man.

toonpack's go to favourite journalist is a know nowt simpleton. ryder would be ashamed to put his name ro that story.

I probably will mate, it'll just not be through the ballot.