Jusoda Kid

Bollocks! There perfectly ok after a Bong, Bucket, Pipe, Vaporiser, E

You wanna buy some????????????? Shampooo!!!!!!!!!

Nosy bastard

Went to see them about 14 year ago at Newcastle Uni. They wouldn't serve us any drink because we weren't students (needed a card or something) and none of the poncy cunts would get a drink for us even though we offered to get them one, another reason to hate the fuckas. Luckily though i had about ten pre- rolled spliffs made with the finest moroccan in Byker so it wasn't all bad. Highlight of the night was seeing some scruffy student slip off a table and stot his head on the corner of it on the way down, leaving him sprawled unconscious under while his mates continued to dance above totally oblivious to the whole incident. 40390[/snapback] Aye, you can smoke in there, which makes it slightly less annoying. 40401[/snapback] Thought you were against drugs

I know its mean and petty but the thought of paying some bastard a ridiculous amout to do something that takes five minutes is really pissing me off. 40407[/snapback] Exactly why manc-mag stopped using prostitutes

The last time i fitted one it was just a 'push and turn' connection then you wave a naked flame in front of it to make sure it's sealed

40379[/snapback] I've seen him in there drinking said cocktails. At one point he asked them to turn the music down cos he couldn't concentrate on his poetry. 40386[/snapback] Wacky's stuff need serious concentration tbh 40389[/snapback] You only have to ask if you want another masterpiece rattled off

Went to see them about 14 year ago at Newcastle Uni. They wouldn't serve us any drink because we weren't students (needed a card or something) and none of the poncy cunts would get a drink for us even though we offered to get them one, another reason to hate the fuckas. Luckily though i had about ten pre- rolled spliffs made with the finest moroccan in Byker so it wasn't all bad. Highlight of the night was seeing some scruffy student slip off a table and stot his head on the corner of it on the way down, leaving him sprawled unconscious under while his mates continued to dance above totally oblivious to the whole incident.

Enlighten me on this Heemasex thing, sounds canny

in their eyes. however, they pay for the petrol and as i only drink coke or red bull allnight im left out of rounds and they buy my drinks! free night for me 40347[/snapback] So basically you're a tight cunt and thats why you don't drink because it costs to much. If theres anything i hate more than students and blokes that don't drink it's a tight cunt I bet you wake yourself up to see if you've lost any sleep

Fuck me, do you need anymore mates. I wish i had some cunt to ferry me around when i was pissed. Saying that I'm very suspicous of people that don't drink, especially blokes. It doesn't really matter with lasses as I've found a drop of Rophynol sharp sorts them out Tin hat on for the Lezza brigade kicking off

Thats about the same width as you, fat neck

No but I've seen the Australian Pink Floyd and they were out of this world. Apparently they are the only tribute band that Pink Floyd themselves endorse.

http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/...hp?topic=6795.0 Anyone know this giant of a man who calls himself Kebab Stylee. I don't trust mechanics anyway never mind a 6' 8" one. Not that I'm heightest Is that what eating kebabs does to you?

Or get on the game as from what i hear all they do is shag each other anyway, might as well kill two birds with one stone. There's a few in my street i wouldn't mind sawing in half. 40268[/snapback] Is that before or after you've shagged them? 40274[/snapback] Not fussed as long as i get to blow my beans

Or get on the game as from what i hear all they do is shag each other anyway, might as well kill two birds with one stone. There's a few in my street i wouldn't mind sawing in half.

Used to live in 2nd Ave, Heaton, thats the one the Chilly's on. Over my short time living there i developed a serious hatred for them due to the noise they'd make when passing my living room window, ended up having quite a few skirmishes with the rugby top wearing variety of which i always came out on top, thanks to my more than helpful Bull Terrier. Funnily enough they seemed to go the long way home after that

Tits are false but i wouldn't mind trying to open that padlock with my tongue, bet you Hoodini couldn't.

Soap dodging, pizza eating bastards the lot of them. Spend the thick end of three quid in the corner shop and put it on their card whilst i stand for what seems like an eternity behind them, while my 8 cans of Stella oot the fridge freeze my fucking mitts off. Go to the cash machine you cunts.

How much did he want for it? Got to be cheaper than a taxi home.

Exactly, i would definitely exchange fuck faces with her

vinegar tits tbh

Black man's willy's, I would keep that to yourself if i was you 39355[/snapback] Playground humour - you gotta love it. 39357[/snapback] last time i used that i was about eight, old one's are the best though

Black man's willy's, I would keep that to yourself if i was you

What a pile of shit!