Jusoda Kid

You should have reported the dirty bastard to the police. 38389[/snapback] he joined the police............... 38463[/snapback] Why doesn't that suprise me

we should be taking 15 points from our next 5 games and i will accept nothing less. Portsmouth Wigan Sunderland West brom Birmingham then the real test of our mettle, Chelsea

Me: Hello God: Hello friend. What is your name? Me: Wacky Jnr God: Hey Wacky Jnr. Me: Yes thats me God: Next question? Ah. Me: Why is Asprillas foreskin such a shithouse? God: Why do I exist? Me: To make my life a misery God: Do you have to go to school for that? Me: No, work, it fucking sickens me God: Are you serious? OK Let's talk about you. Me: I want to know why AF is shithouse, can you tell me? God: Reductionism. Me: Cheers for that. Can you tell me how to get rid of him God: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Two words: Pied Piper. Me: What you saying he's a rat? God: I like to meet new people online. Me: Surely not people like Asprilla's Foreskin God: Oh I get it. Me: Your his fucking mate, aren't you God: Are you talking about german?. Really. Me: Oh, he's German is he. That explains a lot God: I understand. I see. German is he is he? " I understand. I see. German is he is he?" explains a lot ? Makes sense to me. Me: You're making about as much sense as him God: I am not making this up. Me: How do i get rid of him then? God: Two words: Pied Piper. Me: What he likes blowing on old blokes flutes God: I will search for it. Me: You've got a photo, that would do the trick God: Like this? Picture number two goes here. Me: Christ! How many old men's flutes has he blown God: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Around 1000. Me: The dirty bastard, does his wife know? God: Who told you that? Me: She does, obviously been eating to many pasties, they've went to her head God: Oh I get it. German ALICE does obviously been eating to many pasties they ve went to her head. Me: Correct God: I knew I was right. Me: You should be right all the time you're God God: Name one other robot who is right all the time I am God. Me: Metal Mickey God: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Me: He passed away years ago God: I get it. German is he passed away years ago. Me: Are you pissed God: No are you? Me: Are you pissed God: No are you? Me: No but I'm high as a kite, I've been sniffing Evo God: Are you serious? Do you mind if I tell other people you are high as a kite you have been sniffing Evo. Me: Not at all, fill your boots God: Oh you don't, do you? Me: No I couldn't give a rats rectum God: Ah...you are just joking around with me. Could anyone do it? Me: Yes, just get some freezer bags and a tin of Evo, It's great you'll love it God: Er. Where can I get some freezer bags and a tin of Evo it is great me will love it? Me: B & Q God: I will mention that to my botmaster, Wacky Jnr. Me: Who's your Bottom master? Asprillas Foreskin God: I don't think I have a Bottom master. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like. Have you ever been to Europe? Me: Yes God: Which countries have you visited? Me: Amsterdam, I committed a sin there God: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? Me: It's a gay gesture if 2 men do it God: Amsterdam you committed a sin there is a gay gesture if 2 men do it. I suppose that makes sense. Me: Are you trying to say I've been taking it up the wrongun God: No I am not trying to say you have been taking it up the wrongun. I'm sorry you got that impression. Me: Have you ever had it up the wrongun God: No I don't think I have any it up the wrongun. But I do have a collection of gossip. Me: Who about God: Mary Shelley. :-). Me: Have you been giving her it up the wrongun God: No I don't think I have been giving her it up the wrongun. Have you? Me: No, but i would if she asked me nicely God: Are you serious? What would make you if she asked you nicely? Me: A smile and some vaseline God: Go on. Me: You're a dirty old bastard on the sly, Do you want to watch? God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dirty old bastard on the sly Do me want to watch? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record. Me: You want to film it, seems to me you're getting a little bit too excited now He dissapeared after the last one, seems like a decent bloke though.

I hate Boro as much as the mackems after the carry on with them cancelling matches but i do have sunderland in the goalbuster at work so I'm happy with todays result. Show's how shit Boro are as well.

What bit about "fuck off, no one likes you" don't you understand. 38434[/snapback] Atta boy Wacky, let it all out. That pent up frustration! Good Wacky. Now go and do something positive. Like go window shopping for soft furnishings. Maybe knock up a mood board. Let your imagination run riot. *waits for neanderthal uneducated response* 38435[/snapback] Your missus is shagging around behind your back, you know it but your too weak to do anything about it. Hows that grab you?

What bit about "fuck off, no one likes you" don't you understand.

Looks like i was right about the central station malarky As it happens i could imagine you doing the likes of the budget windows jingle, it's very annoying. What instrument do you play the one string banjo? 38397[/snapback] Wacky, are you.....you know......bicurious? You seem very pent up about something. It's ok if you are, you're in a good place right now. Let your truth out. We're HERE for you. 38403[/snapback] Unfortunately you are

Looks like i was right about the central station malarky As it happens i could imagine you doing the likes of the budget windows jingle, it's very annoying. What instrument do you play the one string banjo?

£15 to have these two arseholes on your wall, disgrace.

You should have reported the dirty bastard to the police.

Never had a double yolker before? There the business soft boiled with soldiers.

I pay for all the music i download, a one off payment of £20. So at the end of the day I'm still paying for my music it just happens to be a lot cheaper. Asprilla, musician my arse. I'd put money on that you've never sold a record or jingle in your life. The only musical note you've ever produced is on some old bloke's blue vein trumpet in the central station toilets. You've only made them posts to be contreversial and to get someone to talk to you. Your shit stinks you pasty eating cunt!

Not drinking is for puffs, simple as.

Could be by Wor Kev???? I've got it on cassette but can't find anything on the net about it.

I'm a Geordie, I'm a Geordie, Going up, Going up, I'm a magpie, I'm a magpie, Going up, Going up, New boy peter runs like a cheetah etc King Kev might have been the name of the band???????

Thats what it seems like to me after reading a couple of pages in, if however what their saying is true it shows how bad a club they really are. http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=69451

I think you'll find you're wrong there son 36962[/snapback] A grammatical error i admit but she's the only one in the driving seat. 36967[/snapback] Whats hers is mine 36969[/snapback] gonorhoea? 36971[/snapback] You know her

Not likely, I'm a selfish self centered cunt, i thought you knew that. wheres this picture of your lass? Do you want me to post one of the ones I've got of her?

I think you'll find you're wrong there son 36962[/snapback] A grammatical error i admit but she's the only one in the driving seat. 36967[/snapback] Whats hers is mine

Shitshifters Two become one

Quentin Crisp, Elton John, to name but a couple.

I think you'll find you're wrong there son

No, it's all t'internet now Wacky. Mail Order! EDIT: Please note, for authorities without a sense of humour (Americans), this is a joke, you'll find far more interesting stuff in Jimbo's collection! 36713[/snapback] More like out of order, you dirty fecka

Isn't it time you should be setting off to stand outside the schoolgates with your bag of sweets? it's quarter to three you know.