Jusoda Kid

How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be… You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society. Years in prison: 51 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

Pease, who out the band do you know? I thought the name rang a bell. Iknow two of the members very well.

Well done mate, nowt beats the feeling. P.S I like the name, good choice

in what way? 47422[/snapback] In his own tiny mind

3/4 length pants are for cock knockers - fact

I'm not going mad: http://www.moviegrooves.com/shop/timmthalersoundtrack.htm

I remember them like a slice of sponge cake, very nice. While were on the subject of all things old can anyone remember a kids programme called 'Tim Tyler, the boy who lost his laugh'. It was a very badly dubbed german programme and the plot was about a boy who had his laugh stolen by a baddie called the baron. No one seems to remember it and i'm now starting to think i've made it all up in my tiny mind.

Hope he gets fucked all though i can't see it as he'll be writing the script, writing the theme tune, performing the theme tune, directing it. Sounds canny

Been checking out Cunts Corner as i recently nominated this pric for the hall of fame. Anyway my description mustn't have been good enough as old leathernecks cocky bastard of a son somehow managed to escape it so it's back to the drawing board on his decription, but while i was there i found this little peach: Sex like Rocco Siffredi: My girlfriend was dripping like a fucked fridge from my tsunami-like tongue lashing and finger mouse pussy puppeteering when she got on all fours and begged me to fuck her - so I slapped her arse till it was red raw, tore at her hair and throat, spat on her then rammed her fudge tunnel until it resembled a pensioner's mouth without teeth before grabbing her head like a vice and blinding her with hot zinc. Now she won't speak to me and when the bruises have faded and she's able to walk again is leaving me for good. Thanks Rocco, you Italian cunt. Now for those of you who don't know who Rocco is I'm sure if you do a quick search you'll find one of his movies somewhere but be warned this guy takes no prisoners.

Thought we'd seen the back of this pric.

Could do with him back to carck a few skulls so lets hope he makes it. Bowyer may be fit for derby match Losing Bowyer would be a huge blow to Newcastle Newcastle's injured midfielder Lee Bowyer could be fit for Sunday's match against local rivals Sunderland. Bowyer, 28, hurt his knee and limped out of Saturday's defeat at Wigan before half-time but it appears as though he will make a quick recovery. Boss Graeme Souness told the club's website: "It's not as bad as we feared. "There's no great swelling on the knee, which is a good sign, so we are hoping it's not too serious. Let's see how it goes in the next few days." The news is a major boost for Newcastle, who still have Albert Luque, Nolberto Solano, Kieron Dyer, Titus Bramble and Celestine Babayaro unavailable. But Turkish international Emre returned as a substitute at Wigan after being out since August.

Have to be on something to sign for the nappy rippers

I've got the Sony/erricson k750i Not a bad phone but it seems to drop it's reception quite a bit and it's bulky but the camera and other features piss on everything I've had including the D500. Saying that it will be getting replaced in Jan with Samsung D600.

The samsung d500 is a decent phone and very easy to use. The battery life isn't great but it's ok. Would have thought you'd get a better deal than that though for £20 a month.

Relegation form i reckon

What kind of music do they play Pease?

We'll struggle to beat them i reckon because their fitter and they'll want it more and tbh i would rather have thick mick than the jock. All my confidence in Newcastle has been slowly drained since the arrival of Souness and the half arsed performances his team produce. Next weeks game will be the turning point for all the Pro-Souness possy, mark my words.

Hardest in the showers would have been more worrying

In my opinion, Souness knows he is just keeping the seat warm 46316[/snapback] Starting to think that myself as well. Next Sunday will be the final nail when we fail to beat the Mackems when they show what a six million pound outfit with a decent manager who knows something about tactics can do.

Fully agree. Was going to give him until christmas but not now. It's obvious for all to see the man is a simpleton. He's took a top five team that i have to admit was on the decline but he's been given 50 million pound to sort that out and what have we ended up with? a team of players who can't string a pass together. As for the "yes but look at our injuries" shite it's no excuse, we should still be beating the likes of Wigan and a ten man West Ham with the players we have available. Souness is useless, simple as and the sooner FF see's that the better because i can guarantee we'll not be getting European Football this season unless we some how manage to fluke one of the cups.

Who gives a fuck anyway, Bond films are shite anyway

Started a new job a few weeks ago and as far as I'm concerned theres no point having hidden agendas. Basically what you see is what you get with me but one of my favourite pastimes is studying other people, especially bullshitters then exposing them for what they are. Now that I've got to know them and their ways a little bit better, I've start telling them exactly what i think of the shit their speeling, and boy do they not like it. It seems there's two reactions, laugh and pretend they haven't heard or take the huff. What's wrong with these people? why can't they just say your a cheeky cunt, fuck off, which i would appreciate, or fuck off, you've exposed me for what I'am now leave me alone. What is wrong with people these days everyone is so complex and can't seem to handle any sort of confrontation

Wor lass and her mate pissed at the minute. Bit of luck they'll be getting their kazongas oot shortly

Not sure if I've got the experience but I'll have a good fucking look

You forgot the bit about it smelling like a harbour wall