Jusoda Kid

I don't care what you think. 36700[/snapback] Who said i was talking about you? So you do make pointless posts about fuck all

Good project to show the bairn that.

I have a chip on my shoulder about people who name themselves after one of my favourite players then annoy the fuck out of me on a message board with pointless posts about fuck all.

Real first name: Cleg Nickname: Wacky Age: 30 Occupation: Work for Tony Blair Location: East End Language(s) spoken? Fundamental Geordie Avatart - why? He looks like my brother Previous avatarts? Pitbull Tell us when you first joined the boards? Jan 04 Board highlights? Having a craic with Alex and Manc Mag Board lowlights? People taking things to serious and not enough slags talking filfth What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Signing on, sitting smoking dope Pets? Dog I play a bit like.... Stuart Pearce Football heroes? Asprillla, Keegan, Beardsley Football villains? Graham Fenton, Dennis Berghamp Best advice given? Start as you mean to go on Ideal partner? Halle Berry Ideal dinner date? Bob Marley Ideal meal? Mince and Tatties or anything hot and spicy Can you cook? Do big dogs fart? Current wheels? Volvo V40 Biggest influence? My cousin TV programmes? American Chopper, Wheeler Dealers, Dog the Bounty Hunter (comedy value) Burger and chips or fish and chips? Cod and Chips all day Chinese or indian? What do you order? Love them both. Deep fried crispy beef/Madras Favourite tunes? Stone Roses, Happy Mondays, Pink Floyd, Bob Marley, Kaiser Chiefs at the mo Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Both likely to be very dirty so either, not fussed George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Bradd Pitt, Clooney's a cunt Favourite film? Pulp Fiction or Chopper If I won a million pounds.... I would give wor lass £100,000 and tell her that if i see her again i'll take it back off her Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 11 Ever suspended/expelled from school? Expelled myself aged 15 Favourite insult? Cocksucker/Shithouse either of them suffice Not a lot of people know that...... I was the best headspinner in Newcastle Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? £140 on a jumper How many pairs of shoes do you own? 10, 5 pairs of shoes the rest trainers I'm obsessed with..... Having not to work In 5 years time, I hope to be.... a lottery winner

This board has always been a veritable haven for split personalities/personality disorders though. In fact I think it's all the funnier for it as they tend to be the most entertaining. Which makes it increasingly annoying that posters like Asprilla's Foreskin, Sima and Wacky Junior have now 'gone straight' as it were. They intrigue me the most - blaze onto the scene talking an absolute tirade of bollocks then realise they like the place and have to undergo a complete identity overhaul. ...speaking of which Glasgow Mag hasn't been on for a while. 35784[/snapback] I admit I've got a personality disorder but i can't remember talking an absolute tirade of bollocks (whatever that is). For your information i fucking hate this place, i just like the people that post here

Thats a shame mate,sorry to hear it especially if you knew him well. On a lighter note, i would quite willingly pay the entrance fee for my neighbours if i thought they would drop down dead, noisy stinking bastards. No Catmag, I'm not jesting before you ask.

I blame the fans

Sorry snakey but thats shite, i agree ban him

I like the dark nights because it stops all the noisy bastard kids playing football outside my door and scraping their handle bars along the side of my car then riding off. Little wankers!

I once wanked myself off in a hotel cupboard whilst hanging by belt around my neck ! 34932[/snapback] Only once, what a pussy!

Theres a place in the metro centre next store to that clothes shop called Aston, i think, upstairs anyway

Agreed, "my source" didnt known whether she actually meant the fire bit or whether she somehow accidentally set fire to the settee, whether with a tab or something. Either way, she didnt mean to hurt the kid. 35515[/snapback] Probably top herself if thats the case as I'm suer she won't be able to live with that for the rest of her life, I couldn't

I would be as well if i was a bizzy

If that turns out to be the case, it is a very sad set of circumstances.

Oh well, that more than justifies this then.. 34918[/snapback] I thought so

In all seriousness it is a shame that there were tradgedies but people know the risks before participating in such activities, I'm just pissed because I couldn't get across to my mothers for my sunday dinner due to roads being shut etc.

Hilarious. 34913[/snapback] Thought you liked cats

Moral of the story, dress up as a cat next time.

Unlucky! Fucking pointless waste of time anyway imo. Ooh lets get dressed up in a chicken uniform and wave at the cameras, hopefully someone i know will see me. Do me a favour and throw your self off the tyne bridge when you're crossing it, sad cunts.

Not sure, I'm not really that familiar with the charver slang. Why don't we send them all around to your house so you can nonce them to death, Sidney.

I wasn't offering your services Meenzer. I reckon there's plenty of straight guys who've been victims to this kind of shit over the years who'd be up for some sadistic man-love, eh Wacky? Or should I say Semi Ballesteros... 34539[/snapback] Fuck off or I'll Chiv you

in the tunnel tomorrow. Give you 2 guesses to whom might dig him There's no doubt the eyes of the whole football world will be on Ewood Park tomorrow when Craig Bellamy and Graeme Souness hold their grudge match. Not surprisingly, both parties have this week tried to play down the fact that Souey kicked Bellers out of St James' Park in January. But despite their efforts it is still going to be billed as Souness v Bellamy tomorrow. My big fear is that if United are playing badly and Bellamy scores for Blackburn, the United fans behind the goal at the Darwen End will start chanting for their former favourite. I have never altered my stance in that I felt that United were a trifle too hasty in showing Bellamy the door. But at the same time all I can say to those black-and-white supporters at Ewood Park is that any chant for the Welsh international is a chant against Newcastle United. Of course, a lot has been written and said about Bellamy's departure. Indeed, one of our red-top tabloid Sunday papers led its front page on the fact that Bellers had been texting cryptic messages to Alan Shearer. What was not reported is the aftermath when Bellers texted Shearer saying: "If you punch my lights out would you mind keeping away from my gnashers because I've just spent £8,000 on having them spruced up." Obviously a lot more is going to be said about the Bellamy/United/Souness/Shearer situation. But the last word before tomorrow's match goes to a United player whose identity I will not reveal who queried: "Perhaps Bellers won't even get out of the tunnel tomorrow?"

Anyone fancy one of these to grace the wall of their living room, £475 cheap as chips. As cheesy as cheesy chips

The Man City game or the Mackems game.