Jusoda Kid

Exactly my thoughts. Bunch of cowardly, slimy cheating bastards. I could imagine you being a bizzy smooth operator

Has what actually happened came out yet?, I've been on holiday. I thought maybe she had somehow killed the child then tried to cover it up with the fire.

Not an easy task i would imagine but a friend with some welding gloves on should do the trick

Lets hope he gets some hair for his birthday Happy Birthday matey

Is he not due a heart attack yet? Surely

The solano signing is as big as the Owen one for me. No point having a gun with no bullets.

My greatest memory of JJ was his penalty (chip) against chelsea in that daft cup, he cost the club £250,000 and his career slowly went down hill from that day. Whatever was said to him after that game certainly affected him, negatively. Wonder if they took the money out his wages.

Agree completely

I'm making a perfectly fair point, why have you got to spoil it? 24311[/snapback] Aah, the little boy who cried wolf. 24317[/snapback] You are just as bad. I'm taking crap off a lot of people here because I stood up for the board. Now everyone's happy because they bought Owen. What's even more sad is the deluded view that the "fans" made it happen. That's sadder than sad. That's gay. 24322[/snapback] Cunt off you cockring 24323[/snapback] You're really winning the argument with efforts like that Well done. 24333[/snapback] How does "fuck off butt plug" grab you.

a welcoming like that? Nowhere More Toon fans turned out to see the unvailing of Owen than a lot of clubs get through there doors for a game. Surely a testamant to the loyalty and passion of the Toon fans. Best fans in the country if not the world, proud to be a geordie. Howay the lads!!

Another shit bag off the books.

Welcome, But don't count you're chickens mate the big fingers in for him now

If the performances don't improve and we don't start picking up points we're going to be a bigger laughing stock than ever. Thats for certain

Have you not fucked off yet. You're starting to get on my tits, big time. P.S Giz a job then you flash cunt

Might take the bairn over for a look

Didnt you see a ginger bloke resembling him out of Kajagoogoo? 20800[/snapback] Was Toonraider's husband there? 20802[/snapback] LOL unfortunately hubby hasnt got red hair and you'd wouldnt get him anywhere near a football match or anything to do with football 22550[/snapback] I thought you said he was a Ginna, or have you just got a fancy for them?

If so I'm taking the bairn over, just for her like not for me

Seems he was right all along: This morning, our management in our store ordered, in gold and white lettering, 300xO, 300xW, 300xE and 300xN, plus 300x1 and 300x0. Do they know something or are they hedging their bets?

I'd do a straight swap for Carrick. Jenas clearly doesn't want to be here and a player who has this in their head is about as much use to the club as three men missing

He questioned the man's ability He doubted he had the knack But before he knew it He was on the floor With a face full of balls and crack

15 times? ........fifteen times? Don't take this the wrong way but...... 22414[/snapback] Wasn't counting but it was around there. He had to fuck off after that as all he could smell was sweaty arse and balls from then on.

Can't believe it, the fat fucka pulled it off. Well Shearer did

Just managed to find this picture to give you some idea how it works, only on this photo it looks like the forfeit maybe getting a drink poured down your throat. What you do is find someone gourmless, preferably someone you don't like then convince them that if they lie on the floor with a bloke either side of them (linking), that another man/woman in your party is strong enough to lift the three of them at once. Once lying on the floor between the other two it's impossible for them to move, rendering them helpless. Our version wasn't quite so pretty as the one in the photo and involved one of the lads dropping his strides and rubbing his sweaty arse and balls in the unfortunate middle mans face, about 15 times. We'd been on the drink all day as well, the lad in question ran to the toilet and was sick in disgust, i was nearly sick laughing.

Anyone found guilty of messing with kids should have their hands chopped off, end of story.

Seen a good trick at the weekend called the 'three man lift'. Has anyone seen it done before or had anyone do it to them? It's fucking hilarious for non-participants