Jusoda Kid

theres nowt wrong with being a ginner wacky 45787[/snapback] Theres everything wrong with being cursed and you know it, your just to nice a person t admit it.

It's a bit worse than that although you are along the right tracks. Apparently she was well known in the Byker area for her uncanny ability to Fanny Fart. From what i can gather she would draw crowds of young men in from far and wide to see her perform this astonishing act of filfth. According to a couple of reliable sources this wasn't the only trick she could perform and judging by some of the stories Smooth Operator has told me she was definitely serving her apprenticeship from an early age and was well known for taking it up the wrongun if the price was right. 2 Woodbine

I feel I have to show myself to prove to other members I'm not ginger so there's a rather camp photo of me in my members photo of when i was younger, enjoy. I'm sure Smooth Operator will vouch that it's me.

Apparently Peasepud has some pics of her. Is he allowed to post them? 45479[/snapback] Most of the eastend of newcastle have got pics of his bird, she's a right goer 45481[/snapback] Hold on Wacky, have i or have i not seen your lasses breasts? Now i now you've not seen wor lasses tits so from this we can assume who the "goer" is! 45488[/snapback] You seem to forget where your lass originates from but i haven't, and as you well know I'm a well connected man in that particular area and after a few enquiries i found a lot of shit out that would no doubt make your eyes water but me being the kind of guy I'am and your friend to boot I've chose to shelter you from it as it would no doubt do more harm than good if it was to come out

I suggest you start putting people straight on here about my appearance otherwise i may be tempted to open a 45 gallon drum of whoop arse on you and you know fine well i have the ammo. I mean the short arse shite i can live with but the 'ginger mullet' thing is a step to far you fat cunt. So start making ammends now or I'll sing like a canary. "Come on little fella"

Apparently Peasepud has some pics of her. Is he allowed to post them? 45479[/snapback] Most of the eastend of newcastle have got pics of his bird, she's a right goer

No coincidence that beckham wasn't playing i reckon. Lives off his name

I prefer to think of it as spanking.

Apparently she has the number 1 tatoo'ed on each buttock 45454[/snapback] Is it not the number of the bus she gets to Plumbers court. I mean lets face it if she's having out to do with pease she has to be pissed out her skull all day and night.

My guess is Wacky - trying to build a much bigger computer so he can upload those pics of his lass. 45443[/snapback] Do you reckon he's a bit like Richard Prior's character in Superman III? 45444[/snapback] I reckon he's got the handlebar 'tache 45445[/snapback] The only thing I've got in common with Prior is that I'm funny as fuck, a hit with the women and we both have a cocaine problem. Comprende dickhead

My guess is Wacky - trying to build a much bigger computer so he can upload those pics of his lass. 45443[/snapback] Cheeky Bastard! Must be some fucking geek on here. I mean for fucks sake it's nearly as sad as ringing the radio for some half arse competition.

One of reasons I rare go to the cinema is due the fact the other people who go are so inconsiderate. That and there's always a few wankers pissing themselves laughing at an advert that's been shown on telly about 3 million times. 45202[/snapback] Inconsiderate???!!! Consider the fucking glare off your heed! 45207[/snapback] One of the reasons i rarely go to the pictures now is because theres no chance of a pocket rocket off wor lass in the back row due to all the shithouses trying to make pirate copys with their cameras. 45426[/snapback] Of the film or you and your lass? 45435[/snapback] Both

One of reasons I rare go to the cinema is due the fact the other people who go are so inconsiderate. That and there's always a few wankers pissing themselves laughing at an advert that's been shown on telly about 3 million times. 45202[/snapback] Inconsiderate???!!! Consider the fucking glare off your heed! 45207[/snapback] One of the reasons i rarely go to the pictures now is because theres no chance of a pocket rocket off wor lass in the back row due to all the shithouses trying to make pirate copys with their cameras.

Fucking liar, your lass is Lilly white. Looks like she's been on the moon beds the last time i seen her 45288[/snapback] Bit of fake tan an Bob's your Aunty. Your just jealous cos you can't afford to post a pic of your lass on here for fear of a mauling. What about those pictures on your phone you showed me of her in her birthday suit? Upload them i dare you! 45346[/snapback] I would have put them up no bother. As you well know wor lass has more than an ample set of Kazongas on her but i haven't got the pics any more. I had them one's of her mate as well if my memory serves me correctly I'll see if i can get some more this weekend on my new phone.

Fucking liar, your lass is Lilly white. Looks like she's been on the moon beds the last time i seen her

Start at 1'o clock 45073[/snapback] Still, it gives you a little "gentleman's" time..... 45074[/snapback] Thats the problem, when I'm left in the house alone it gets out of hand (excuse the pun) leaving me little in reserve for my night time exploits.

Start at 1'o clock

I know Smooth Operator which i thought was blatantly obvious. Alex and Manc Mag obviously know each other. I was on the understanding that quite a few members on here know each other well from these poncy piss-up's you keep organising on matchdays

I was gutted I didn't get it like. They said some shortarse from Heaton was better qualified. 45040[/snapback] Hence my dodgy hours on the board now

Where's this new job gemmil? I hope it's not at Fenwicks taking the dummies for shit's. Just thats the job Alex had applied for, probably didn't give him it though as they probably knew he couldn't be trusted with the men dummies wigs

Rub your helmet around the rim of the teapot for me please, might give them a little bit of Va, Va voom for the Wigan game

Casual sexism, don't you just love it. If only making generalisations about women was considered as unacceptable as making generalisations on the grounds of race/ethnicity/nationality. Personally, I think blacks are bad drivers. They obviously haven't adapted to this new fangled technology business. I guess it's understandable given that they're a bit backward. That OK? Yes, that was a bite. My pet hates tend to revolve around people sitting in the middle lane, driving unnecessarily slowly and in a generally selfish, inconsiderate manner. 44926[/snapback] Handbags Bridget, we all know that there a only a small number of things your gender is good at, well some of you anyway. It's the 3 c's, cooking, cleaning and cock-sucking! And if you've got any spare time between tasks you might have a chance to sit on the washing machine, now run along like a good little feminist and go and burn your wonderbra. 44985[/snapback] I would quite happily swap the cooking 'C' for the cum swallowing 'C'

That's the highlight of the day taken away 44820[/snapback] My regular posting slot will be between the hours of 11:00 - 13:00 & 20:30 - 11:30 for the time being so, if it's sensible, intellectual posts you want you're probably best frequenting the board in these time slots.

Make sure you see the trophy room it's fantastic, thats if you can manage to squeeze in.

I don't know like, have you seen the one on the left? Cuckoo...cuckoo! 44724[/snapback] Beady rat like eyes. Serve them right if someone does a little bit hacking of their own on their rear ends and leaves them with a nasty virus.