Jusoda Kid

Villa 1 Tottenham 0 - James Milner - latest

Quoted for truth

You'd be wasting your time, what will they get? a smack on the wrist. The laws a fucking joke, no wonder people are taking it into their own hands

Was it the kid you saved who smacked you? I know it's hard to do in situations like that but you're probably best off not getting involved, all the youngings nowadays carry knives (chivs), it's compulsory and the majority of them are that daft they won't think twice about using them.

Now thats some zoom lens! Emmmm I hope Comets shut cos I sure dont want you takin any pictures tonight 33815[/snapback] Tranny night is it? Don't forget to take that nail varnish off for work in the morning

much about them. Want something for taking decent photos from a distance, say from Spillers on the quayside to Peasepud's apartment or the Tyne Bridge. Will this do the trick and is it any good? http://www.comet.co.uk/comet/html/cache/615_267732.html

Would it not just be easier to ban this daft cunt, he's a pain in the arse.

Can't see him being interested in the crease in the front of her trousers

Probably because the majority of southerners think they are far superior to northerners, it sounds like you've been tarred with the same brush so the sooner you fuck off the better imo. Tra!

I'll second that, cheers mate.

The asshole between the cheeks

Another nail in Souness's coffin. He probably won't even get to see him play for him

I hate that thing with shop assistants in posh clothes shops. Don't look down your nose at me you're on minimum wage you wanker! Almost as irritating as the students handing out flyers in the toon. For some reason they seem to think being paid a pittance for handing out bits of paper on Northumberland Street makes them the epitome of cool. 32624[/snapback] Don't fall for it. It's a clever ploy by the useless cunts to make you buy something and prove to them that your not the pesasant they had you down for. Best bet is to try an absoloute shit load of gear on whilst they hover around hanging out of your arse telling you how good you look, then walk out buying nothing, leaving them to spend the next hour hanging all the gear back on the rail.

He's right though, looking at the possible squad for Sunday it reeks of another defeat if you ask me.

Wonder how much souness bunged Terry Mac for that little master piece?, or did he give him the day off from the bookie run Jenas is a cunt who deserves nothing less than to be pelted with coins upon his return to St James so have your copper pots ready for April Fools day, I've already started filing mine into shape

Just passed the garage at the bottom of portland rd and didn't notice any q's there.

Do you get a "Save the .pls file" kind of message box? Some people seem to get that but I cant suss what they need to listen to it. Cheers folks at least I know its working. Now, what can we use it for? 32500[/snapback] Oh and a scond favour if anyone has the bottle! I want some radio ads making for Alreet! anyone want to record some for me? 32501[/snapback] What kind of ads? Always fancied having a crack at them cheesy jingles you here on the radio

Worked for me, Kaiser Chiefs. Automatically set it's self up in my Itunes.

Tasted alright to me, although it's probably twenty odd years since i last had one.

Lovely!!!!!!!!!

Just had the bairn down to the park for half an hour or so before tea. Decided to take the dog down in order to kill two birds with one stone and save a job later. Anyway just as I'm leaving the park, dog in one hand little one in the other (3yrs), when some snotty wife's dog (Border Terrier) decides to make a bee line for mine. Now I know my dogs and know for a fact that borders can be feisty little bastards at the flick of switch so i politely shouted over and asked her to get hold of him before he made contact. Her reply to this was to pathetically shout "Barney, Barney" but make no attempt to run after the dog and before i know it the wiry little fucka's eyeball to eyeball with mine having a stand off, one arse sniff leads to another and the next minute it's trying to bite the face off mine. I managed to get in between them before her dog got seriously hurt and it backs off. By this time i was fucking furious and was tempted to drop the leash on mine and let the little shithouse get it's come uppance but having the bairn with me i refrained. I then told her that if her dog's vicous she should have it on a leash. Her reply, fuck all she just stared straight through me, nothing, then she just walked away no apology are fuck all. Now were talking a middle aged woman here who looked respectable and she couldn't even apologise to me and the bairn for the kerfuffle she's just caused. What's it fucking coming to? I ask you. Her dog won't be so lucky next time and when she asks me my name and address after my dogs just savaged hers I'll just stare at her blankly and walk away with a big grin on my face.

Keep going fishy, I'm busy stocking up on ammo for my next tiff with the tag team (alex and Mancy) 32330[/snapback] What's this? The poetry fraternity sticking together? 32332[/snapback] You know it makes sense not to sit on the fence

Keep going fishy, I'm busy stocking up on ammo for my next tiff with the tag team (alex and Mancy)

Did anyone see it? He was pretty funny, especially his piss take of the geordies

When you put it like that it is an absolute disgrace. While were on the subject of this country I've just came back from southern spain and one thing i noticed was the difference with the adverts on TV. Over there it was all adverts for food, yoghurts etc but over here it's all loan companys, credit cards, car insurance. Basically just shit to get you into more debt or somehow filter your money off you. The country's fucked.