Jusoda Kid

Nice! 14340[/snapback] Can't help it mate. I thinks it's something to do with the fact that i can't reprimand them because there not my kids. Nowt worse then kids hitting you and climbing on you and the parents just sit there with a "Eeeh, aren't they cute" look on their faces. Read the anger management thread and you might get an idea on the thoughts that start going through my head at that point

1 Manc - Mag 2 Alex 3 Jo Brand 4 Jennifer Saunders 5 Julie Walters 6 Joyce Grenfell 7 Hattie Jacques 8 Joanna Lumley 9 Maureen Lipman 10 Dot Bum

Going to have them now. Double yolkas from me fatha's chickens, tremendous.

One girl coming up for four in November, despise other peoples kids though.

NERDS! There here. Take it the pair of you spent the night together 14304[/snapback] Don't let your fantasies run away with you big boy. 14306[/snapback] What was it last night? An Indian head massage 14308[/snapback] Jealousy is a terrible thing 14309[/snapback] Where the Manc-Mackem today? Left him in bed Anyway, As much as i enjoy it I've got far to much on today to spend it chatting with a couple of sisters, laters. 14316[/snapback] Scrubbing the meat paste out of your pubes? 14319[/snapback] I knew that would get you out of bed you little slut. I can just see him running through to the bedroom now "come and have a look what the little cow is saying'.

NERDS! There here. Take it the pair of you spent the night together 14304[/snapback] Don't let your fantasies run away with you big boy. 14306[/snapback] What was it last night? An Indian head massage 14308[/snapback] Jealousy is a terrible thing 14309[/snapback] Where the Manc-Mackem today? Left him in bed Anyway, As much as i enjoy it I've got far to much on today to spend it chatting with a couple of sisters, laters.

NERDS! There here. Take it the pair of you spent the night together 14304[/snapback] Don't let your fantasies run away with you big boy. 14306[/snapback] What was it last night? An Indian head massage

NERDS! There here. Take it the pair of you spent the night together

Should go down well, let me know how you get on

Woah there, easy tiger. Your blood pressure must be through the roof! Saying that like i might try the buttered bread one next time wor lass kicks off. Out of interest, how did she respond to the "Flora treatment"? 13943[/snapback] Not very well, she kicked off like a wildcat and i ended up with about 10% skin left on my body and face and spent the night on the settee, put it all down to a learning curve and stopped drinking Jusoda, sends me up the fucking wall. Suppose it was worth it for the memorys.

I normally knock one off, works a treat 13874[/snapback] I normally knock a couple off. 13876[/snapback] I usually knock your lass off, works wonders! 13941[/snapback]

Not to bad nowadays but used to be terrible: Once put the handbrake on the car whilst turning a corner at speed - I wasn't driving Kicked the windscreen out the same night - from the inside, had to replace it nextday Several interior doors Portable TV across the bedroom Once stuck a garden hoa in the cheek of my brothers arse, the head came off I then lashed him across the back until the shank broke - older brother, we still speak Also gave him a nasty lump on his head with a 12inch pasting brush - seperate occasion Once put my foot through the wall of the kitchen into the bedroom nextdoor whilst she was in bed - Kitchen was a mess Shot a lad who used to live across the road right between the eyes with a ballbearing for spitting on my brother - Same lads dead now but it wasn't that what killed him But my favourite has to be once when i was arguing with her, in temper i scrubbed her face with a piece of buttered bread. I would just like to add to this that all this happened many moons ago when i was young and daft and deeply regret the majority of them, but I'm alright now - honest

I was considering penning a multi-paragraph odyssey on the joys of cocksucking, but on second thoughts, I don't think I can possibly compete with that... 13929[/snapback] Save it, we've already had a couple of posts from Howaythetoon today thanks. 13931[/snapback]

I'd like to think it drops out with fucking shame! 13794[/snapback]

so on him, bald is out of the question then? 13787[/snapback] Thats you out the running Alex

Carpet muncher! *under breath* "Tastes like rust, man ffs!!!" *under breath* 13720[/snapback] You've been doing the wrong one mate, then again the rusty bullet hole is probably your neck of the woods

I heard he shot his dealer dead during a particularly bad case of the squirts. 13726[/snapback] You guys kill me Like Morecambe and Wise, take a guess at who the baldy one is

That's Byker though 13761[/snapback] I know. It's a load of bollocks isn't it. Shields Road will always be Byker. 13771[/snapback] Strange one this because them houses at the back of the 'Heaton bingo' are classed as Heaton but imo thats byker. I'm confused

It will be hard re-inventing yourself after your initial embarrasing efforts to project yourself as some sort of internet hard man! Why not try starting again under another username.... 13623[/snapback] I here he's trying to portray himself as a working class poet. http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?...pic=582&hl=poem 13632[/snapback] Borderline retarded! 13635[/snapback] Aren't you a borderline mackem 13665[/snapback] I suppose I am but I dont write songs about it! Wacky Jnr is seething! 13670[/snapback] Doubt it, i know how you girls operate, i thrive on this sort of shit. See you've got a new recruit

It will be hard re-inventing yourself after your initial embarrasing efforts to project yourself as some sort of internet hard man! Why not try starting again under another username.... 13623[/snapback] I here he's trying to portray himself as a working class poet. http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?...pic=582&hl=poem 13632[/snapback] Nice come back baldy Must have searched your mind for that one

It will be hard re-inventing yourself after your initial embarrasing efforts to project yourself as some sort of internet hard man! Why not try starting again under another username.... 13623[/snapback] I here he's trying to portray himself as a working class poet. http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?...pic=582&hl=poem 13632[/snapback] Borderline retarded! 13635[/snapback] Aren't you a borderline mackem

Nah, the lasses love it, goes down nearly as well as the hard man act. 13624[/snapback] Do they slap it quickly like a scene from Benny Hill? Just out of interest do you bic it or has it just fell out naturally and left a nice shiny finish? A baldy head can make you look quite hard, didn't you know.

i stopped taking them years ago, apparently they make you go bald. Ever thought of getting a weave?

Never one to take Wacky's side, in fact it's quite scary over here. But taking drugs should be a personal choice, the minute you mug an old lady to support your 'habit', however, you should be hung up by rusty hooks through your bollocks, have your thumbs chewed off my rabid ferrets and buggered by a rhinoceros horn till you're very sorry. 13612[/snapback] You're starting to get the hang of it

Here we go again Yes thats me in my avatar, look at my tatoo's. I'm rock hard, just like you for your Baldy mate.