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And how is that scary like, Catherine? Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, hows about...... She honestly makes me want to cry, she's that beautiful! I think I've been in love with her for over ten years now. 11065[/snapback] You need to get a grip, and not on your dick.

Agree with all posts so far. My choice is Ulrika Johnson for the following reasons. 1. She's a slag 2. She's very bitter and jealous of other successful attractive women 3. She slags everyone off 4. She's a hasbeen but won't admit it 5. She hosted a dating show where lasses had to compete to try and cop off with a millionaire, she ended up shagging him and marrying him. Unfucking believable and she still walks around as if butter wouldn't melt. Dirty, filfthy slut. 6. Her tits touch her knees

Sorry, misread the title

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Whats this onion juggler on? Zidane's return guided by voices A dream come true for the struggling French CATHAL KELLY Like most of us, God has been seriously concerned lately by the state of France's senior men's football team. So much so that a few nights ago one of His messengers staged a late-night intervention with French legend Zinedine Zidane. In an interview this week with France Football magazine, the three-time FIFA player of the year spoke in obscure and frankly bizarre language about the "mysterious voice" that convinced him to end his self-imposed international retirement. "One night at three in the morning, I suddenly woke up and spoke to someone," Zidane began quite reasonably. Who was it? Mrs. Zidane? "During the hours that followed I was on my own with that person, at home." So it must have been his wife. "I didn't tell anyone about this — not my wife, not anyone." Oh dear. "This is even irrational and that's why I am the only person able to truly feel it." Er, all right. "I felt pushed by this force which dictated my behaviour. It was a revelation for me. I had to obey this voice that advised me." This is getting creepy. "I don't want to make too much of this, or for what I've confessed to be misinterpreted, but what's happened to me is quite mystical and even escapes me a bit." Misinterpreted? Ha ha. No, of course not. How could we ... just tell us if it was God, Zinedine. "This is someone that you will probably never meet," Zidane said. Oh, come on. Don't be like that. You can trust us. "Until I die I will never say (who it was). This is just too crazy." Fine, be like that. But if it wasn't God, there's a very short list of French-speaking cat burglar/hypnotists that fit this description. As it turned out, "never" lasted approximately 72 hours. Once the story hit the European press, it was hard not to notice that the greatest footballer of his generation seemed, you know, crazy. "I'm clearly speaking about a person, not about religion, nor about something mystical," Zidane clarified on his website, ignoring the fact that he was the guy who used the word "mystical" in the first place. "I don't want to say who this person was." Oh boy, not this again. "But since it was misinterpreted ... I say that this person was my brother." Your brother? He's the "mysterious voice," the messenger from above? Let's get this straight. You suddenly woke up at 3 a.m. one night to find your brother lurking near your bed. Rather than ask him to call ahead before visiting in the future, you decided to spend the whole night chewing over your year-old decision to quit the French team. The God story made more sense. Plus, it would represent God's highest profile incursion into footballing since that ugly business with Diego Maradona at the 1986 World Cup. Zidane, 33, quit international football last summer after embarrassing French defeats at the 2002 World Cup and Euro 2004. Without his midfield generalship, France quickly went from being a puzzling group of underachievers to a rudderless mess. They've only won two of six World Cup qualifiers thus far. Zidane's return coincides with a similar decision by French defensive dynamos Claude Makelele and Lilian Thuram. No word on what role God or their brothers played. The key trio should prove decisive in European qualifying Group 4, where the French remain three points adrift of Ireland with a game in hand. Zidane's return went over a like a hailstorm of toads in Dublin. Ireland's decisive showdown with the French comes Sept. 7. That gives them four Sundays of much-needed beseeching for their own divine intervention.

Weird stuff. 11697[/snapback] Thats normal behaviour in Byker and Walker, infact they probably wouldn't have been arrested for it had they done it down there. Silly boys

Fuck me, thats savage.

It resembles something i would expect Alex to write on this forum.

Duncan Ferguson: 'Stop thief' You are on my property, please leave quietly.

Seagulls are Vermin. Have you seen what they eat? About a year ago as i was turning the corner into my street when i heard this screeching/whining noise. A large rat/seagull with wings was carrying a baby starling off in it's beak. I can't imagine what their shits are like if there eating starlings - Dirty Bastards.

They also reported that FORWARD Kieron Dyer has signed a new deal. What a fucking joke 'forward', pauls scholes has scored more goals at st james than Dyer has. Unbelievable, and he's the answer to our striking problems. The clubs a fucking joke thanks to FS and his jock mate. This is how good Dyer is: "Scholes’ record against Newcastle is impressive. He has scored seven goals in five matches against the North East club. Four of those strikes have come in his last two outings at St James’ Park; a glorious hat-trick in April of United’s last title-winning year provided his most successful visit".

I thought N'Zogbia could play left back, why not play him there and play Taylor in CD alongside Boumsong instaed of the geriatric convict. Fuck me it's not rocket science

6 million for Boa Morte but offer 4 million for Anelka, sounds like good business that fred you fat fucking inbred piece of shit Do us all a favour and fuck off into a corner and die slowly.

Must start varying my avatars 10575[/snapback] And your posting style. 10576[/snapback] Go and fuck yourself Your right i must

Must start varying my avatars

That sounds about right to me.

You're just jeal cos it's better than the ones you write on the lawn at the Civic in your lunch hour. 10566[/snapback] Rumbled It's still shite though 10569[/snapback] Think I'll have a stroll over the civic tomorrow dinnertime and it's not to pay my council tax

I wrote this about a 6 weeks ago and things are still no better: The Season ahead What will it bring excitement and thrills? Has Mr Souness got the management skills? After his performance last season, confidence is low I'll give him until Christmas then he can go I hope I'm wrong and he's still here in time Because that means the Toon have been playing sublime. But, two players signed for the start of the season Our best player gone for whatever the reason Seems good, cheap players are hard to find Especially one's that don't speak their mind World class players knocking on the door Right Oh Fred, heard that one before! Will it be Owen, Emre or Figo? Or is this just you massaging your ego? Time will tell on the fourth of July Whether it's the truth or another big lie? Although we are known to change our mind like the weather I can assure you this time were at the end of our tether So it looks like your drinking in the last chance Saloon Unless you and your Manager bring a Cup to the Toon All the fans want is some vast improvement But what i predict is an Anti-Fred movement We'll forgive and forget as we always do, and wish you the best for the season ahead Even though we know you can't lie straight in bed Because no matter what happens we follow our team It's called supporting The Toon, living the dream.

Women - Snakes with tits, tell us something we don't know

Yes he won't release the money because he's realising he's fucked up - big time. Our only hope is a takeover to get shot of the pair of them

Agree completely but would add that I think part of the reason we can't get players in stems from Souness himself, and what he has done to the status of our club. His reputation precedes him, if I was a proffessional footballer I would think twice before being managed by him. Mind you, its entirely Shepherd's fault he is here in the first place. 10295[/snapback] I think Shepherd has just realised his mistake in making a professional cunt the manager of the toon

SACK THE BOARD! 10289[/snapback] At this rate there will be two N.East teams playing in the PL next season and we won't be one of them

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Now thats what I'm talking about. Thing is though I always imagine birds of this calibre to not be dirty enough in the scratcher which makes them sort of pointless imo. Another thing is, there going to know there fucking gorgeous and therefore start limiting sexual favours for things, which is not a good predicament to be in. 9429[/snapback] you should be so lucky.................. 10249[/snapback] Forgot to add - But it's a predicament i wouldn't mind trying out